Short Humpty Poems
Short Humpty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Humpty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Humpty by length and keyword.
Some people seem to have it all.
Some keep running and trying.
And I feel gone.
Humpty Dumpty,
would you mind scooching?
Categories:
humpty, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
humpty, hope,
Form:
Verse
on easter morning
blue egg in the nest unboiled
humpty dumpty mess
Dave Austin
Categories:
humpty, easter,
Form:
Haiku
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But so Humpty Dumpty wouldn’t fall
He was sent by the head of human resource
On a three week health and safety course
Categories:
humpty, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Huffy Puffy had a smoke
Huffy Puffy had to choke
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.
Categories:
humpty, funny, health
Form:
Clerihew
HUMPTY TRUMPY
Trump, Trump, Trump,
Discreet, discreet, discreet?
Hump, hump, hump,
Cheat, cheat, cheat!
Chump, chump, chump,
Tweet, tweet, tweet!
Categories:
humpty, funny, political,
Form:
Rhyme
HUMPTY TRUMPTY SAT ON A VERY HIGH WALL
HUMPTY TRUMPTY HAD A VERY BIG FALL
ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN
COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN
Categories:
humpty, abuse, dark, funny, future, political, sunshine,
Form:
Rhyme
Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall
His Winter was one of the best of them all
The Spring was a gift of Eternal Life
Summer reminds him of the Death of his Wife
Categories:
humpty, death, life, seasons, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Goldilocks had three, not one berry,
Humpty Dumpty in jubilation
Mary, who is quite ordinary
Rainbow gold tip tethers creation
Jack, Jill, and my son are happy.
Categories:
humpty, appreciation, father son, tribute,
Form:
Quintain (Sicilian)
Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends,
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again.
Categories:
humpty, 1st grade, america, fantasy, humor, leadership, lost,
Form:
Rhyme
Running away, Humpty fell on his head
King’s horses and men just left him for dead
Fractured at once, so he cannot be tried
Dropped over easy then scrambled or fried
Categories:
humpty, allusion, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Republican head
Democrat heart
Mired in conflict
Forever apart
Symbiotic division
Zero Sum in intent
Mutual destruction
—broken not bent
(Dreamsleep: October, 2023)
Categories:
humpty, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Humpty Dumpty didn’t bounce like a grape
Nor fly away with a magical cape
He turned a shell of himself
When he fell off the shelf
Since they hadn’t yet, invented duck tape
Categories:
humpty, humorous, remember,
Form:
Limerick
She was chirpy
He was perky
They took the road
That was bumpy
One was called Humpty
While the other was Dumpty
They never had a fall
For humpty had dumpty had humpty :)
Categories:
humpty, funny
Form:
Free verse
Lumpty Bumpty
There once was an egg called humpty
He was fat and round and dumpty
Then one day he fell
And shattered his shell
And now he’s a chicken called lumpty
Categories:
humpty, funny
Form:
Limerick
The philosophy of Carroll's Humpty Dumpty today
over all,ie you&me now holds sway
Words mean 'what I choose them to mean',Dumpty said
this woke wonderland,prevails wherever you tread
Categories:
humpty, satire, words,
Form:
Clerihew
The philosophy of nursery ryhmer Humpty Dumpty
now hold sway over all,including you&me
Words mean what I choose them to mean,Dumpty said
a woke wonderland,prevails now,wherever you tread
Categories:
humpty, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Humpty Dumpty fell from great height,
perfectly mixing the yolk and the white.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
had them some omelettes, then had some again.
Categories:
humpty, nonsense, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form:
Couplet
People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Categories:
humpty, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Humpty Dumpty
All the Kings men were out at the Ball
When rumours say Humpty had taken a fall
But he's still in one piece and without any pain
In fact, he's on holiday, on the south coast of Spain
Categories:
humpty, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Categories:
humpty, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall and gambled,
That if he fell his yolk would not be scrambled.
Yet when he fell,
He cracked his shell.
Alas, no way he could be reassembled!
Categories:
humpty, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Numpty Trumpty plans to build a brick wall
Will it be his election downfall
As all the bricklayers and all the tradesmen
Have vowed not to lay a brick ever again!
05~19~17
Categories:
humpty, america, political, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
heard a parable
which had been unbearable
sounding terrible
they would enable
you to hide under a table
which was in a stable
when you will appall
where you have started to stall
like humpty may fall
Categories:
humpty, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Humpty Trumpty sat on a WALL.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
And all of his lawyers and billionaire friends
Couldn't put Trumpty together again!
By: Carole O'Terry Duet
Copyright: 2017
"All Rights Reserved"
Categories:
humpty, political,
Form:
Clerihew