Short Humpty Poems
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Some people seem to have it all.
Some keep running and trying.
And I feel gone.
Humpty Dumpty,
would you mind scooching?
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preview not a pinnacle
expectation unfolds a dampener
when there's always another
peak to climb on
the humpty dumpty horizon
on easter morning
blue egg in the nest unboiled
humpty dumpty mess
Dave Austin
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But so Humpty Dumpty wouldn’t fall
He was sent by the head of human resource
On a three week health and safety course
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Huffy Puffy had a smoke
Huffy Puffy had to choke
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.
HUMPTY TRUMPY
Trump, Trump, Trump,
Discreet, discreet, discreet?
Hump, hump, hump,
Cheat, cheat, cheat!
Chump, chump, chump,
Tweet, tweet, tweet!
HUMPTY TRUMPTY SAT ON A VERY HIGH WALL
HUMPTY TRUMPTY HAD A VERY BIG FALL
ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN
COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN
Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall
His Winter was one of the best of them all
The Spring was a gift of Eternal Life
Summer reminds him of the Death of his Wife
Goldilocks had three, not one berry,
Humpty Dumpty in jubilation
Mary, who is quite ordinary
Rainbow gold tip tethers creation
Jack, Jill, and my son are happy.
Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends,
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again.
Running away, Humpty fell on his head
King’s horses and men just left him for dead
Fractured at once, so he cannot be tried
Dropped over easy then scrambled or fried
Republican head
Democrat heart
Mired in conflict
Forever apart
Symbiotic division
Zero Sum in intent
Mutual destruction
—broken not bent
(Dreamsleep: October, 2023)
Humpty Dumpty didn’t bounce like a grape
Nor fly away with a magical cape
He turned a shell of himself
When he fell off the shelf
Since they hadn’t yet, invented duck tape
She was chirpy
He was perky
They took the road
That was bumpy
One was called Humpty
While the other was Dumpty
They never had a fall
For humpty had dumpty had humpty :)
Lumpty Bumpty
There once was an egg called humpty
He was fat and round and dumpty
Then one day he fell
And shattered his shell
And now he’s a chicken called lumpty
The philosophy of Carroll's Humpty Dumpty today
over all,ie you&me now holds sway
Words mean 'what I choose them to mean',Dumpty said
this woke wonderland,prevails wherever you tread
The philosophy of nursery ryhmer Humpty Dumpty
now hold sway over all,including you&me
Words mean what I choose them to mean,Dumpty said
a woke wonderland,prevails now,wherever you tread
The Humpty Dumpty conundrum -
is it a cravat or cummerbund?
Do not answer this in haste -
from the bottom up what is his waist
might as well be his neck,
and now that egg is in a wreck.
Humpty Dumpty fell from great height,
perfectly mixing the yolk and the white.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
had them some omelettes, then had some again.
People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Humpty Dumpty
All the Kings men were out at the Ball
When rumours say Humpty had taken a fall
But he's still in one piece and without any pain
In fact, he's on holiday, on the south coast of Spain
People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall and gambled,
That if he fell his yolk would not be scrambled.
Yet when he fell,
He cracked his shell.
Alas, no way he could be reassembled!
Numpty Trumpty plans to build a brick wall
Will it be his election downfall
As all the bricklayers and all the tradesmen
Have vowed not to lay a brick ever again!
05~19~17
heard a parable
which had been unbearable
sounding terrible
they would enable
you to hide under a table
which was in a stable
when you will appall
where you have started to stall
like humpty may fall