Short Hipster Poems

I'm a laid back dope-*ss pipe hitting n*gg*r
You're a laid off broke-*ss wife hitting hipster...

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Jesus, itinerant peacenik,
Wandering socialist hipster, 
Of whom 'tis said, he healed the sick,
Betrayed by a right-wing tipster....

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Murmour 

Hipster jeans 
And a big belly 

Beard guarding 
His face

Studying his hands
Unobserved 

 Man alone 
In his cocoon. 

Has Brussels 
Banned tomatoes ....

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All these young rebels get way too much press
  for causes and movements they loudly profess

So, as an aging hipster, a resurgent Mad Hatter
  I announce the formation of 'Gray Hair Matters'...

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The bullets 
will be there tomorrow
the endless sorrow
inescapable regret
that will linger, fade
reappear in the future

pure unspoiled poetry
twas an illusion
until the hipster decried
the archaic language


...

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The bullets 
will be there tomorrow
the endless sorrow
inescapable regret
that will linger, fade
reappear in the future

pure unspoiled poetry
twas an illusion
until the hipster decried
the archaic language


...

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Leave your woes behind
In the heart of New Brunswick
Red cup beer games
Walls flashing, people sweating

Bring out the hipsters
Sundried blue jeans with attitude
Dancing around
Like fairies in the wind
Cigarette one cheek
Talking smack bout the system!...

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Hipster Grandpa

Rappy 
Pappy

Delirious Grandpa

Wappy
Pappy

Grandpa with Wings

Flappy
Pappy

Enthusiastic Grandpa

Clappy
Pappy

Bad Grandpa

Crappy
Pappy

Laptop for Grandpa

Pappy
Lappy

May 4, 2021
For Brian Strand's All Yours (May 7) Poetry Contest...

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NEW   PARENT    BLUES


Cool dude used to be  - 
Did loadsa stuff in my day,
When I dared.

Used to do cool-dude deeds.
Maybe even a bit of a hipster doofus.

That personality died -
Indeed those days are gone and dead.

Cos now I’m just  somebody’s dad……….
…….Dad…….
…….Just a dud. 


25  May  2020...

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To tell you the truth 
In my days of youth

To put it quite mild, 
I was carefree and wild
  
A hipster by all means 
Wearing my wholly bellbottom jeans
 
Always said "Out-of-Sight" 
Sometimes, I would say "Dynamite" 
With friends, I was "Tight" 
Hey, I turned out "Alright"  



10 Lines, 5 Words Rhyme III Cash Prize Poetry Contest 
Sponsor Lu Loo 
3-31-2019...

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Hippy hyena hid hipster hippo’s hysteria.
Ignominious iguana ignored Iceland’s icky industries.
Jovial jelly jars joyfully jumped jubilantly into June.
Kind kangaroos killed Kansas’s killjoy kindnesses.
Loving lithe llamas languished, lacking lonely leaders.
Marvelous magnificent magicians masqueraded as maestros.
Needless nutcrackers helped hippy hyenas hide hippos’ hysteria....

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I do know a hipster
he has a bushy beard
he likes a little sipster
though he acts a little wierd

he tries a sip at night
of ales not had before
to check it tastes alright
not leaving him feeling poor

this may attract a frown
amongst the great unwashed
from that there London town
and some say that it's all tosh!

It is not a biggy
To sip what he's not tried
In case it's brown and twiggy
and it smells like someone's died...

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Friction
Dereliction
Tattoo addiction

Drones
Bunk loans
"You're fired" immune deficiency syndrome

Boatloads
Troll roads
Hipster mustachioed

Deadlock
Rhetoric squawk
Locker room talk

Medication
Gene mutation
Social syndication

Accuse
Right to choose
Hashtag abuse

Getting fatter
Online chatter
whose lives matter?

Political turbidity
Global humidity
Pokemon stupidity

Going viral
Vinyl revival
Fallen idyll...

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I don't live near the ocean,
But I long to hear the waves.
I don't live near the mountains,
It'd be cool to see the caves.

To far from the city lights,
To be considered hipster.
To far from a working farm,
To get a working blister.

Dwelling in suburbia,
Sounds of mowers fill the air.
The only lights are porches,
No farms or caves anywhere.

Ode to suburbia,
The land of human cages.
Friendly waves may fill the air,
But inside everyone rages....

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