Short Hiney Poems
Short Hiney Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hiney by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hiney by length and keyword.
I Got A Leg Up On This One
I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny
so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney
one leg up
on leg down
go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!...
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Categories:
hiney, animal, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Old Miser From Queens
There Once was an Old Miser from Queens
He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans
He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope
Then Came off Looking Like a Dope
When His Craggy Hiney was Exposed
as They Fell to His Knees!...
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Categories:
hiney, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
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GIVE ME A HOG by keith
Gimme a hog
Make it low to the ground
Gimme a hog
So I can get around
Gimme a hog
‘cause they’s the dope
Gimme a hog
One like the pope.
Gimme a hog
Make it all nice and shiny
Gimme a hog
So I can haul some hiney...
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Categories:
hiney, cool,
Form:
Rictameter
Santa Tries It On
Ol' Claus was drunk from strong bourbon whiskey
Then touched Rudolph and tried to get frisky
Rudolph said no way
Us deer's are not gay
And placed a hoof print on his fat hiney...
Written 14th of December 2021
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Categories:
hiney, humor,
Form:
Limerick