Short Hilton Poems

silky sweet lover
shame on me for growing up
i did not know love...

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sick souled sucka chick
a chick ride and i died some
give me some,one time...

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The vicar was grabbed by the collar
By a widow who had to holler,
"I can't hear you sing
With this blasted thing!
You'll have to come into the parlour!"...

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“The exhaustion of passion…
the beginning of wisdom”

A souls inner vision
—the true meaning of life

(Villanova Pennsylvania: September, 2019)
‘Answering James Hilton’...

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He is Conrad but not Hilton.
She is Cher but not that Cher.
He is Leif but not Erikson.
She is Tina but not that Tina
He is Chevy but not Chase.
Come meet my new kindergarten students....

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This American icon does quite well
Known far and wide as the Hilton Hotel --
   Bernie Sanders just bought in
   Why is he sporting a grin? --
It's now named "Comrade Hilton." What the hell?!...

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i was young free and single 
working at the Hilton
everything was simple 
and i was having real fun
Julio and Ciaran 
dancing on the speakers 
boozed up and thrilling 
happiness our weakness...

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There was a poet named Milton
Who never slept in a Hilton
But Paris he knew
And Cambridgeshire, too,
Which is where he bought his Stilton*

* Stilton is an English cheese sans Marmite...

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Associate With McCain

May be many things we associate with McCain;
To go to war,  he always would train and train,
Was heroic
And historic,
And in Hanoi Hilton would withstand the pain.

Jim Horn...

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I once had a boss called Milton,
Who thought his shop was the Hilton,
He sold ancient clothes,
All full of big holes,
And always put an old kilt on.

John Milton was Scrooge – truly the tightest person I’ve ever known!...

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PERHAPS PETERS WIFE OF 60 YEARS WOULD BE .CONCERNED I CAN NO LONGER BE EXTORTED BLACKMAILED OR EMBEZZLED TO SUPPORT THE GARGANO NIGHT CRAWLERS FROM JAMAICA PERPUTRATING FRAUD UPON INCLUDING CATRINA BELL TALISA SHAW ALICIA HILTON JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY FLEEING TO CALIFORNIA POSING AS BOB SATTERFIELD GRANDDAUGHTER WHAT A JOKE TWISTED CON ARTIST YOU'RE SCUM...

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If Paris Hilton wrote poetry
her poems would be smart, not dumb
They would not skim the surface
of her glam life
recount her escapades
but dig deep into her isolation
They would employ complex ideas
sophisticated diction
unusual images
She could easily be Mrs Dalloway
beyond her socialite persona
or Emma, with that dignified gaze
There's depth in those blue eyes
gleaming under the flashbulbs...

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Why don't you just sing me a lullaby
Perhaps I could join in to
Minds on a race track
Just going in circles
Your the only one going
All other walks of life have headed to bed
Why don't you to you sleepy head
How are you still not dead
To busy in lala land
In dreams of a new home and life
Just lye there in your new bed
For once you feel safe
Oh, well who needs sleep
Stay up with the nocturnal creatures
Darkness takes over
So under the blankets you go...

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Trump and Ho Chi Mein Trail

Ho Chi Mein Trail led to his monument;
Trump heard that Hanoi Hilton meant,
And much strain,
Withstood by McCann;
Perfect place to leave current President.

Jim Horn

What would happen is that we did drown
In flowers we found in a beautiful gown,
Freely flowing,
While growing;
Emerald shapes we can see in a crown.

Jim Horn

Where Trump had his latest Far East
Summit meeting we should be deleting
and President unseating....

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Effortless
lilting
lyrical
their chemistry builds
as the house lights dim
cool
laid back
relaxed
getting you in the mood
for anything

Alto sax sends out postcards
up and down the G blues scale
amber spots in the ceiling
light up lounge lizards
sipping signature cocktails
absorbing the atmosphere
on a stone gone classic night out

Drummer shuffles
feathering the kick drum
while comping on the snare
keeping his eyes on the waitress
he knows this beat
by heart...

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Thairs a girl , called shin hye shae . She stays in Montreal & wut else can I say ?

She works in a pet shop , & wairs Clark kent glasses .

And she issint sure if she perfers male or female passes.

Because of dress codes at skool , she was very mad !

Now sheez in college , with no dresscodes .

& sheez very glad ! She sum times works as a model ,

But thair are sum jobs she just woent due .

She duzzint understand tikkul fettish ,

Paris Hilton wood say ( eww! )......

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Can we please change the channel 
I cant stand watching this crap
The news is boring switch over to MTV
Top story today a teenage suicide bomber kills 22 children on a Bus
Now back to MTV exclusives
Where Paris Hilton is attempting to count to 3
Thats hot, It is where your heading b/s best friend
And later
Lady Gaga,s new video where she is dressed in nothing but
milk cartons because she cares sick bad about the plight
of run away children
Is it me or has the whole world gone mad...

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