Short Heist Poems
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Stolen jewels from the Louvre
Priceless heist made by ghouls
The criminals bold scaled the wall
They caught two but will they talk
OH no!~ A heist in progress!
Stop!
Put down that box!
A failed diet
Waist size increasing
Care to share a donut?
For the "Just The Facts" contest
Clyde Shanks
Robs banks
With gal
Named Sal
For tasks
Wear masks
Take loot
And scoot
Foot race
Cops chase
Both caught
All naught
Both ruffed
And cuffed
To jail
No bail
Court date
Learned fate
Judge tough
No guff
To pen
For ten
THE CHOCOLATE HEIST
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There once was a dark chocolate so sweet,
In the fridge where I'd often secretly retreat.
But one day it vanished without a trace,
And the only clue left in its place,
Was a grin on my hubby's cheek that couldn't be beat.
Have to find thirty minutes somewhere.
Else they start looking for my daughters.
Completely out of time coins.
Guard keeps turning his head every 2 minutes-ish.
If I time it right-
There's a Time Bank around the corner.
I know the vault code through a local time thief,
Friend of a friend.
If I can just time it right
With this guard's head panning,
Scanning, and...now!
I'm gone, no time to finish this p
Vocal, nocturnal, creepy
Silent and sneaky
Binocular vision, sharp sight
They are active at night
We are asleep
They are awake
Our lives are at stake.
"Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound".
Note.It's not the devil it's the People who work for the devil.
Lesson.Honeyed words and furtive movements are not risk free.
Moral.Police meharban to ulu gulu pehalwan.
The Heist of the Kidney Beans
By Elton Camp
In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab
Several times from the drug store some Lortab
The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped
Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped
The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy
So a funny trick was what he decided to employ
Thief came but the pharmacist wanted to throttle
He found only kidney beans in the Lorbab bottle
(Note: true story)