Short Heifer Poems

Not a heifer's figure
makes a bull calf eager.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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There was as black bull called Bob, a big lout
Was really good at his job, was no doubt
Until a heifer called Sally
Said we aint that pally
Bob a Job it might be but you’re no scout

penned 28/01/2018...

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That 
Cow 
Heifer
Ignorant
Won't care for her calf
She ignored baby when was born
Refused to bathe or nurse it, walks off with it crying
My daughter is now bottle feeding calf on top of other responsibilities


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teeth clenched
tension creeping
up or down my spine.. 

rage flickered
meanness flared
burning up my mind..

the apple don't fall..
far from the ugly tree..
muttered neath my breath..

damn I'm a heifer..
the anger died.. 
a swift and sudden death..

what apple he asked
what tree he dared
and I cried.....

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Gathered art they in his interest:
Non-deflowered heifer and gold plate,
Silver bowls carressed with glowing triplets,
Woods and chaff attending at their fate.
Beating,cutting and burning is the priest,
Watching,chanting were the theist:
And he'd stood their watching their acts,
Perhaps they're unwilling,he would leave before their start.
      18:02:23:16:17...

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Santa vaca, holy cow
In udder disbelief
This thread has reached a tipping point
No really, what's your beef?
The cattle never get your tongue
The butcher might get theirs
But grab a bull not by the horns
Last grief come to your heirs
Yes, he might quickly steer you home
A home for you, arrange
By all means, stand your ground, Chuck
‘Cuz heifer thing's at steak...

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Compost, Anyone
Miracle Man
September 17, 2023

Most of what comes from congress is nonsense,
so their approval poll numbers they don’t dispense.

They couldn’t agree on the winds direction,
and both parties are masters at blame deflection.

In agreeing on a budget they’re always unsure,
so they create this mountain of cow manure.

Always without the use of a Heifer or Steer,
but they quickly testify to being sincere.
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Up in the front
They fight and gather
Yip yapping
'Bout the chickens dirty feathers

If you come round back
You can see the behind
But even if facts were presented
They would never find

...fault

Every new member
Tries to locate their spot
But the heifers protest
'Bout what they ain't got

Sun shinning brightly
Pond calling for cool rest
The mature ones are in
While heifers decide the best

...guide

Written by Trudy Schrader on 12-17-2022...

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When death first lived,
Decades,millenium before Eve.
He to the master was a servant,
And to him was he an infant.
Till he intended to leave.

A day came in the hay,
That hw seek a way.
To exist in the arcs forever,
And be made the Lord over heifers.
But that's what wrought him what he's today.

He wants to dwell forever,
Then he sacrificed an heifer.
But was veil'd to him that the heifer made his existence,
Then,since the heifer is dead,he became death.
c.2017...

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