Short Hee Haw Poems

'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too
  Laughter and singing canned
     ~ wear a headband...

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Hee-Haw was a Donkey
    misappropriated as a laugh

  Joe Biden was his godfather
    oops ~ My bad, Joe's gaffe...

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A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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Happy as a lark, they call her Lily
She teases farm boys, acting so silly
  Tells the corniest jokes
  The kind told by old folks
Lily's a pretty Hee-Haw Hillbilly...

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Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned on me!...

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If horses 
Had voices
They would yell Hee Haw!
But that's the cowboys atop their backs 
Releasing them from their corrals-stalls
Galloping away 
As they sway 
Yippee ki-yay 
Horses do have voices 
See all they do is winnie~


6/9/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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I had a little burro
  I made it out of clay

And when I put its teeth in
  My burro, it could bray

Hee-haw  hee-haw  hee-haw
  My burro, it would say

Honkity  honk-honk  honk-honk
  When a goose got in its way




        March 08, 2021
Nursery Rhyme Poetry Contest
      Sponsor: Eve Roper...

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Farmer Jim Dean would never get lockjaw.
‘Tho he learned of it early from his pa
Happened before his morning rooster caw.
Tore his foot on nail hidden deep in straw

Hungry gray donkey gave a loud hee-haw.
Did not look for nail – terrible farmer flaw.
Horribly rusty, not a lah-dee-dah.
Died by four o’clock of acute painful lockjaw...

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I like the swings.
I swing highly and say “ Hee-Haw”!
That’s how I sharpen the saw,

I love to sing.
My voice ring, ring, rings.
Singing is how I sharpen the saw.

I came. I saw. I conquered.
I like to draw Cookie Monster.
That’s how I sharpen the saw.

Habit 7 is one of my favorites.
Sharpen the saw is what I like to do, after all of my work is done.
I’m a leader and a proud one....

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I will sing with you an unfamiliar voice said.
Did the corn know how to talk? Cow felt a touch of dread.
Was it a ghost? A gremlin? A witch: A ghoul?
I’m right here said Sid scarecrow. Don’t be a fool.

They formed a duet, the cow and man of straw.
A donkey begged to join, he had a jazzy hee-haw.
Then we’d be a trio though, complained old Sid.
Why not? Said the cow, and this is what they did....

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....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic 
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing out these candles is everybody, here ?
Rent the tent her species his flee shes kong's balls inside love's stall a donkey....

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 Hee haw, hee haw, yo I’m Bill from Arkansas,
  I don’t know why y’all are so mad at me for.
    That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
    sure stained my Presidency
  and now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!

 “Yeah big buddy, you blew it and what a mess”,
  I sure did darlin’ all over that blue dress.
    It sure was fun Monica
    for us to share a cigar
  and quickly pass an act of sexual congress!...

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Little girl Red go beat your drums
the horse fell down, over feed 
in a field full of corn

The dog plays a banjo up until dawn
as Mr. Snowman danced the day away 
melting into the sun

 Jack the old donkey bolted in a run
as his Jenny said hee haw 
all in good fun


Yes, as I said a ball of yarn. lol These waters are so deep tadpoles drown. lol I think I one of them thar pre feshe nails . tahe All jokes aside I am having fun....

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A time for peace, the dove replies
as over the tree-tops he flies.
A time of want...
grumbles, the angry ant,
A time for hunger, roars the lion
with his best tie on.
A time to stop, admire the view
said the giraffe in the zoo.
Silence speaks a thousand words
chatter all the humming birds.
Hee-Haw; hee haw brays the ass
let the time of laughter pass.
Tears come and tears go
rambles tortoise, oh so slow..
A time to live, a time to die
Though only God knows why!...

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Om Ostrich inherited Uncle Hillard’s hat with the onyx jewel.
We were surprised for Om never followed any kind of rule.
He was Hillard’s favorite, of course, said great aunt Crown. 
Hillard was a wild man before my ways settled him way down. 

Om was pleased, he showed the hat to everyone he saw.
The donkey loved it, he interjected a congratulatory hee haw.
The sheep and the pig were not as excited, of course.
But Om got a wonderful neigh from his bestie, the horse....

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