Short Hee Haw Poems
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A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!
Happy as a lark, they call her Lily
She teases farm boys, acting so silly
Tells the corniest jokes
The kind told by old folks
Lily's a pretty Hee-Haw Hillbilly
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
The party of the hee-haw would now impeach Mr. Trump
for denying the world’s arch-enemy, a madman, access to the bomb
It takes a blind donkey to kick the hand that redeems it
and now the rest of the two-legged world sees it
Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned on me!
If horses
Had voices
They would yell Hee Haw!
But that's the cowboys atop their backs
Releasing them from their corrals-stalls
Galloping away
As they sway
Yippee ki-yay
Horses do have voices
See all they do is winnie~
6/9/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
I had a little burro
I made it out of clay
And when I put its teeth in
My burro, it could bray
Hee-haw hee-haw hee-haw
My burro, it would say
Honkity honk-honk honk-honk
When a goose got in its way
March 08, 2021
Nursery Rhyme Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Inside, the insidious vine, hee haw but nay said the gainsayer so soothsayer mop the floors of tearful laments the festoon of frights is Halloween spent and dear precious stones are fitted for first the most precious must endear but one truth and wallop the cavern of delightful awe so sortilege discourages the pointed shaws.
Farmer Jim Dean would never get lockjaw.
‘Tho he learned of it early from his pa
Happened before his morning rooster caw.
Tore his foot on nail hidden deep in straw
Hungry gray donkey gave a loud hee-haw.
Did not look for nail – terrible farmer flaw.
Horribly rusty, not a lah-dee-dah.
Died by four o’clock of acute painful lockjaw
Nibbling carrots strung from sticks
Jacks Hee Haw is heard for miles
He often shows off all his tricks
When he does there's lots of smiles.
These are the Jack ass files.
Give him your hand, he'll take a lick
Just before he leaves a pile
But Jack's so cute, lovable and slick
He is living the barn yard style
These are the Jack ass files.
I like the swings.
I swing highly and say “ Hee-Haw”!
That’s how I sharpen the saw,
I love to sing.
My voice ring, ring, rings.
Singing is how I sharpen the saw.
I came. I saw. I conquered.
I like to draw Cookie Monster.
That’s how I sharpen the saw.
Habit 7 is one of my favorites.
Sharpen the saw is what I like to do, after all of my work is done.
I’m a leader and a proud one.
I will sing with you an unfamiliar voice said.
Did the corn know how to talk? Cow felt a touch of dread.
Was it a ghost? A gremlin? A witch: A ghoul?
I’m right here said Sid scarecrow. Don’t be a fool.
They formed a duet, the cow and man of straw.
A donkey begged to join, he had a jazzy hee-haw.
Then we’d be a trio though, complained old Sid.
Why not? Said the cow, and this is what they did.
....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing out these candles is everybody, here ?
Rent the tent her species his flee shes kong's balls inside love's stall a donkey.
Form:
Little girl Red go beat your drums
the horse fell down, over feed
in a field full of corn
The dog plays a banjo up until dawn
as Mr. Snowman danced the day away
melting into the sun
Jack the old donkey bolted in a run
as his Jenny said hee haw
all in good fun
Yes, as I said a ball of yarn. lol These waters are so deep tadpoles drown. lol I think I one of them thar pre feshe nails . tahe All jokes aside I am having fun.
A time for peace, the dove replies
as over the tree-tops he flies.
A time of want...
grumbles, the angry ant,
A time for hunger, roars the lion
with his best tie on.
A time to stop, admire the view
said the giraffe in the zoo.
Silence speaks a thousand words
chatter all the humming birds.
Hee-Haw; hee haw brays the ass
let the time of laughter pass.
Tears come and tears go
rambles tortoise, oh so slow..
A time to live, a time to die
Though only God knows why!
Om Ostrich inherited Uncle Hillard’s hat with the onyx jewel.
We were surprised for Om never followed any kind of rule.
He was Hillard’s favorite, of course, said great aunt Crown.
Hillard was a wild man before my ways settled him way down.
Om was pleased, he showed the hat to everyone he saw.
The donkey loved it, he interjected a congratulatory hee haw.
The sheep and the pig were not as excited, of course.
But Om got a wonderful neigh from his bestie, the horse.