Short Head Nurse Poems

Loretta Jane Swit
always possessed of great wit
wasn’t content slinging hash
and became head nurse in MASH
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I had a Head Nurse that was just born mean
The ugliest woman I'd ever seen
A voice like sharp ice
Never could be nice 
She made old Nurse Ratchet seem like a queen

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Wanted one selfless person or a team of two
Must have patience and empathy
Must be loving and forgiving and giving
Must be willing to put your life or lives on hold for eigtheen years
Take your completed application and see the head nurse
She is holding your assignment
And it needs a diaper change...

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