Short Harry Potter Poems

the Harry Potter
breezing into mega mall
I lost my first son...

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It might be me, but strange it seems
    that Harry Potter, from church bells, rings....

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Anida Mann could dance Can-Can
And bare it all behind a fan
She never wed
But took to bed
Harry Potter and Peter Pan!...

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Jesus was walking on water
And stepped on a furry otter
God yelled, "Hey down there!
You should be aware
You're treading on Harry Potter!"...

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Harry Potter and Dumbledore

Two young Boys from Baltimore
Loved Harry Potter and Dumbledore
One boy said “I’m a Wizard
The Other turned into a Lizard
A Lizard and a Wizard in Baltimore...

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Today I played tennis
It’s such a stressful term
I can’t seem to get a ball
Or even hit one too 
Feel like it’s a snitch 
In Quidditch of Harry Potter
Very, very dizzy
From all the work I’ve done...

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Beautiful woman Emma Watson
Harry Potter fans love her a ton
She play’s a witch, with spells she may resort
To save our lives against the evil Voldemort

Russell Sivey

Here's my Clerihew! I hope you enjoyed it!...

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Memphis the fish wanted to be a whale
                                   Went to theater to see Luis Buñuel
                                    He married Juan Simón's daughter
                                              Invited Harry Potter
                             All went to Hogwarts to eat sleep and swell...

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Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...

Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate 
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool  
Better read than Harry Potter 
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop 
What’s the point of a full stop?

by Gail...

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Magical Pilot turned his plane
into the side of a mountain
An app i dont need
Man on the sun
Pepsi in the coke can
Harry Potter themed funeral
Trying to put the sorting hat
on the corpse
Bottle without a lip
Clothing for a house
Ad dress
Helicopter Ejector seats
Slow food shops
Clocks that only stop

Yeah i live in here...

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For Potterheads!! (Great Harry Potter Fans)


Fans~
What would
you
do if  
the Harry  
Potter 
books 
ended  
just like this? -

'As the sun rose,
Harry woke,
thinking  
of 
his dream  -
one of owls,
lockets,
cloaks,
wands and  
scars...' 




Written in the Waltz Wave form!
Syllable count checked  (Not for any contest)...

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He turns stones to sweets;
cuts people to half without hurts;
removes a dozen rabbits from his long hat.

He is a mystery and charm at the stage,
and outside as he heads to a grocery
or movie theater.

Kids want to be like him;
they watch Harry Potter series all day,
to match or outsmart him.

Well, one thing he has been unable to do
is to turn his enemies to friends;
a trick that needs a lot of concentration
and effort.........

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I never read fiction, Persnickety told me.
I urged her to read Harry Potter and she laughed.
A kid’s book! I am twenty-six-years old!
You would love it, I said.
I would not, she replied.

Five years later her cats were Hermione and Ron.
Her parrot had been renamed Dumbledore.
And she was making her husband call her Harry.
Did you read the books? I asked her.
Which books?
Harry Potter?
Oh, no, she said. I never read fiction.
Her four-year-old son, Hagrid laughed....

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Millions of people generated off the same idea,
Just like animals it's hard to be here,
Many live off perception to never see with their eyes,
That's like a name tag to many of us guys,
But listen closely as my words will jump out to ear,
Have you ever wondered why a rat can cause fear,
Something so small yet so much power,
Focused in to survive at least another hour,
That has magic though many don't stop to see,
So next time you curse another try to focus inward instead to be....

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She watches "Sex in the City"
and "Jersey Shore"
She likes to get drunk 
but she's not a whore
She thinks Patrick Kane is hot
but Matt Damon is hotter
She likes books and movies 
called "Harry Potter"
Baked beans and a hot dog
is her favorite meal
When it comes to soccer
she shows much zeal
So what seperates her from every other girl?
Does she fly? Can she sing? 
Does she dance and swirl?
What makes her different 
comes down to one thing key
out of all the men
She loves me....

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