Short Hacker Poems

Oldest hacker yet
Computers don’t make him fret
Laptop and headset



By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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a Georgia cracker
who really had been hacker
also some slacker

Jim Horn

Where is your sense of humor
in suspense and very dense?...

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helpful or harmful
MacGyver or conniver
~ spidey-sense tingling






7/15/2022

Senryu (for you)

Image by Mark Toney using canva.com...

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I beg, please stop these attacks
On my computer, who keeps getting hack
Stronger firewalls please
But I keep getting tease
By a hacker who covers his tracks...

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Hackers have been here.
They stole it all.
It makes me sad.
I cringe; I bawl.

Wait. Hold a sec.
Do I even know?
Of course I don’t
Computer, oh, so slow…...

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There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!...

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theyer here and there
and everywhere
theyer not your friend
they know how to get in
some know pass word too
no matter what you do
can't stop those smacker
CUMPUTER HACKER...

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How seducing the moon is today!
Now the moon and you fleeing
With me is a hacker hook. 
My heart blows, plasma flows
To your lunatic gesture  
Which goes gambling with
Me, and when the moon whom with....

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A Hacker fan

There is a PM named Jan
I write this limerick as a fan
She posted this contest
As limericks are her best
I'm a hacker what a bad plan.

Sponsor - Jan Allison
13/10/2016...

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There once was a man who'd hack
Just so he could keep track
Of one he adored
But couldn't afford,
If she broke through his tarmac!

Written by Artsieladie/Sharon Donnelly
©2018-04-21 15:44:00 (EDT)
All right reserved....

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If you think WhatsApp is a safe application
My friend believe me you are on wrong station
Experts can make account and bypass code verification
You can become a victim who can face degradation
Inform FIA in case of such situation....

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Complaining Hitman

Sniper
Griper

Internet Detective

Hacker
Tracker

Welcomers at Adulterers Anonymous

Cheater
Greeter

Umbrella-carrying Pilot

Drier
Flyer

Male Greeter

Hello
Fellow

Elderly Au Pair

Granny
Nanny


April 13, 2022...

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Check out my blog, THIS IS SERIOUS PLEASE READ.
Someone pretending to be Bill Baker has left an obscene comment on my poem DON'T FORGET UKRAINE.
I know for a fact Bill would not write something like that.
If anyone else gets a similar comment contact admin straight away.

UPDATE, Admin has now removed the offensive comment from the hacker...

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my mama was an alien,
my daddy was an engineer,
and i was spawned
from the borg one morn
with keyboards in my ears,
in my eeeeearrs.

they call me the microsoft hacker,
once upon a pair of wires,
and i'm gooonne
[crack my numbers]
i wonder how your PC's feeln'
[ba ba ba baaaa]
scoot down the wires,
[crack my numbers]
i wonder how your PC's feeln'
[ba ba ba baa baa]...

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When it came to your acting career, you were no slacker.
You starred as Sam the butcher and as Sergeant Hacker.
You guest starred on the Andy Griffith Show at least ten times.
On that show you mostly played characters who turned to crime.
It was extremely sad when your life ended.
You were a great actor and you certainly deserve to be commended.

(Dedicated to Allan Melvin who died January 17, 2008.)...

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Ay yo whats good its the Russian Hacker
I be trying out products 
boom boom wow
Im in the forest trying to survive
I have no apples, sorry cow
I have a huge dog
His name is Hugo
He eats so much food
when i order it it's to-go
If your in the forest feeling dirty
just use a portable shower
my rhymes are sick
but my roasts are sour
When someone roasts me
i pull the trigger
jesus christ is my tigger...

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Abbr.
Six famous trilogies
Six word summaries

Lord of the Rings
Hobbit ring bearer
Ends Sauron's terror 

Hunger Games
Girl with bow
Sick game show

Indiana Jones
Professor seeks jewel
Archaeology seems cool

The Matrix
Machines enslave mankind
Hacker frees mind

Toy Story
Whatever life sends 
You've got friends

Back to the Future
Joyride with teen
In time machine

10.08.18...

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OSPREY

On skies, you glared predator-proud talons and beak curved so
sharp as narrow-vision> focusing on doubling plenty to millions...

Prey abounded, you soared, till rivers faded to an unseen creep 
richly sipping of bounties seeping DDT, while in your high tower
eagles hawked tainted by death unaccounted, until eggs fragile
yielded cracks in their oval, speed-plummeting to cries of: why…?


(10/13/2020: '89 Hacker-Craft; Truckee)...

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Sarkari hackers work as government employees
They get paid for it
This is what they do
They feed the Ego of their agency officers
They use their skills to control their subjects
They push them around
They bend them to their will
Some of them work as secret agents
They facilitate
They duplicate
They manipulate
They track
They attack.
Note.In the name of country God knows what they do to missing persons.
Lesson.Wonderland is for Alice not for us....

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Unfoldable bone folded
In condition of motionless, speechless
much words left unsaid
a cold stare become a glare

Amazed seeing bright lights
Diverge and interfere in one time
erase the shadow
but blinded thereafter.

Being silent is the only way
Focus only on a piece of peace
Seems like a meditation
like solving codes behind the prism

A tactician and a hacker surrender at once
But I just keep in silence
Before the prism
to reach a piece of peace...

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