Short Granger Poems

Endeavors of granger,
spit on the wall,
exits to nowhere,
uptown and all,
empty, vacant, all alone,
chewing gum on the telephone.
By Leah (Leloo)...

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Granger was in danger,
An alien landed in his yard,
So he slimed him with his slime-gun,
The alien running hard.

The alien jumped into his rocket ship
And pulled the portals down,
He blasted into space 
With a great big alien frown.

Granger told his parents,
They just laughed and shook their heads,
That is until they saw the scorch marks,
Just near the old chook sheds....

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Caddie of Manger was incredible granger
                           He kept her bees in the seas of Kraken Kranger
                                           His bees were the beasts
                                            Fed on brewer's yeasts
                          Brewed beers for the bears Caddie a little skanger












    Caddie of Manger/Limerick: Humor/Fun/Nonsense©Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
                                                  11/19/2014...

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I love you
Oh yes I do;
More than you will ever know.
It’s hard to let you go
The sun just shines
Brighter when you’re around.
I’ve just,
Been feeling so down
And so blue;
Without you.
But alas I can’t complain,
I messed up,
I was being vain
And selfish, and stupid
I wish I could rewind into the past
Take it all back
And make it
Evaporate
But alas, I have no time turner
I am no Hermione Granger
I am a mere mortal you see,
And all a mortal can say
Is simply, I’m sorry...

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