Short Got Spanked Poems

TOM HANKS

Tom Hanks
got spanked


04/08/2016...

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Young boy mouthy
talked ugly so,
Mammy spanked him!...

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Bored, look at hand 
Naughty chimp
Spanked the monkey


© 2000...

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Children raised with discipline
Parents spanked and praised 
Summa Cum Laude...

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cat climbed Christmas tree
you should see all the debree
had been spanked by me...

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They wanted a name that was trendy
And thought maybe "Cindy" or "Mindy"
Spanked at the start
Out popped a fart
So everyone knew she was, "Wendy"...

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At birth I was spanked to ensure breathing
Later poetry enhanced life's meaning
The first a violent act
The latter a peaceful fact
Special part of life that keeps me beaming...

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Relied On Being Purified

On things God sent,  we have relied,
Prayers to Him did make us purified;
Us never spanked;
For Son thanked;
After flowers died we cried and cried.

Jim Horn...

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She held a secret slight fetish and, she loved to be spanked..
It made her feel alive inside; she would cry as wet the sheets
Of silk whereupon her beauty did lay; fragrant, palms fulfilling
Gushing streams in swelling dreams a need she'd plead, please....

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If death comes 
with cold hands
damped by lusts 
sour sorrow spanked
to drench you
I'll sword pull

chop those hands
bake bounty band
serve your breakfast 

death be warned
less be pawn
to lovers' sworn

can't share her
even with her. 
     19:11:11:12:05...

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smile seeped'n acme
crushed by punctured
moaning metamorphoses met
rustic switch rent

grotesque grips gaunt
tumbling twain taunt
oozing odds sprout

saucy sauce swell
damped smirking dressed
felon fosters fell
 
smile's salient reincarnation
spanked saucy alakazam.
    20:01:18:11:11...

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face like string
gaunt guitar split
rustic rhythm bleeds
gaze gore breeds
hoisted hollow dug
by leering lust

limbs like sequoia
bounty breeze's destroyer
nocturnal nature's lawyer

callous curves canvass
attention into trance
stark emotions spanked

I, punctured priest
porous puke spree.
      '20:02:16:09:56...

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oozing feelings fostered
burdening bounty blunder
eerie emotions scribbled
as dark dribbles
over felon fallacy
seeped'n smirking beauty

fiery gaze feigns
turbulent torrent's trance;
wielded worn waves

emotions daring damp
strained soapy trance
saucy feelings spanked

mushy surges melt
hasty hankering crept.
     '20:02:13:15:20...

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callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated

felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown

loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded

tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54

Note: Of The Fire....

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callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated

felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown

loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded

tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54

Note: Of The Fire....

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pulpy passion pruned
by busty boo
embroidered with guts
scrunching seasonal lust
alchemistic aura aided
blur bits braided

tainted traces tarred
toppled through tracks
haughty emotions spanked

saucy salivic surges
squashing vile verses
damped desires girly 

temperate torrent tuning 
punctured passion puking. 
       19:11:12:15:20...

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moaning rhythm reels
vying voluptuous creed
seeped'n saucy jazz
callous concerto spanked
saucy saline liquid 
dribbling dark fiddles

tactic tune birthed
lusting after lurch
breeding bounty verge

felon feelings perceived
rusty rhythm's relief
fostering fondling fills

mystic emotions metamorphose
lofty love bought.
      '20:02:24:15:13...

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eerie syllables spanked
by tainted trance
nocturnal nature puked
bounty boo blew
hoisting haggard rhymes
porous perfection chided 

life like limb
lusty labium crippled
vying velocity tripped

dark days damped
traced gullible dance
drooling death pat 

pulpy pen dripped
lost lanky ink.
      '20:03:04:16:02

Note: Dedicated to John Donne...

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smirks drip dances
seeped'n rustic rhythm
birthing moaning melody
spanked by surges
airy ambiguity fostered
callous concerto register

punctured piano pulses
riveting reeling rises
squashing sassy capillaries

then haughty halt
diminuendo digs gore
perforating pulpy pores

hoisted hankering fart:
callous emotions' cart.
      '20:02:22:11:22...

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My neighbour friend? His life is through -
He bit off more than he could chew: 
His teenage daughter caused much grief -
Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief -
Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! -
Recorded on a smart device. 
She called the cops and they drove him
Straight to the bad dad asylum. 

April 1, 2023

On Wendy Watson’s Snappy Ending...

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pruned passions bled
clutching callous crest
felon fills fetched
dark dances decked
hoity hankers squashed
taunted thrills trashed

wet wits wanky
sassy sips sugary
nauseating nocturnal nitty

spanked syllables wept
drenching drooling depth
ballsy hollow belched

lusty length lent
porous punctures spent.
    '20:03:23:12:34

Note: Dedicated to Aeschylus....

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And then we have Red Riding Hood
That girl was sure up to no good
For she laid a trail
Her granny to nail
By a wolf as she knew he would

Then this little girl had the nerve
From everything I could observe
To have him done in
Because of his grin
She didn’t get what she deserved

No, she got her very own story
A heroine in all her glory
Instead of thanked
She should have been spanked
For it was a story too gory...

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Some little bastards TPed my house and my yard.
I put them over my Knees and spanked them hard.
They ran home and told their moms and pops.
Thirty minutes later I was arrested by some cops.

I spent Halloween night behind bars.
Those kids returned and egged my car.
They also left a flaming bag of poop at my door.
They vandalised my house but at least their butts were sore.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)...

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We burned a bunch of matches
My buddy Dane and me
Then we burned an outhouse up
The smell was way ugly!

Next we burned a little shed.
Was not me, we fibbed notoriously together.
Then we burned my sister’s clothes
Because she had worn my favorite sweater

My grandpa spanked us both hard as he could.
This is the days when neighbors would
Get together and give all the kids a licking.
He also gave us both a kicking....

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Dad,
my name sake,
you taught me so much.
“Tobble” meant fair to middlin’
and you were tobble patient;
you taught me to drive
and spanked me
once.


Smart
the fixer
was intuitive;
“pert near” meant almost
and you pert near built our house.
Mom called you - her tinkerer,
experimental
but truly
safe.


Strong
hearty laugh,
"peak ed" meant sickly
and cancer left you peak ed.
Christmas 1989
you passed the torch on,
peaceful and
sure....

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