Short Goldie Poems

Ty Coon became a millionaire
With lots of friends & ladies fair
But filled with lust
He soon went bust
For she could blow it fair and square...

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A man said his wife's name was Goldie
and Goldie was really an oldie.
He then told she died
and wept as he cried,
“My Goldie is oldie and moldy!”...

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Ol' Roy spoke right up without a care
So "Ceasar's" could plainly hear
"There is some ghastly stink over there
Where all those fish live my dear."

Well Goldie tried to  hush him by saying
"It is not coming from our corner
But at the garden center on open displaying
Cow Manure with a scent that is an awakener"...

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Try to imagine
a fish that’s all alone

I’m swimming in circles
In my tiny goldfish bowl

An aquarium
Is what I dream of
Eternally

And there’s a big square box
Beneath the tree
And it’s addressed to me

The label says
Happy Christmas Goldie
From your family 

It’s Christmas


22 January 2021
Contest: Can You Imagine
Sponsor: Constance La France...

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Thinking of her 
Enchanting Tinkerbell
As fairytales...
Cinderella if she may
Draped in dreams
These wedding gowns
Aside silver sands which swirl 
They'll play..
White doves, virgins
Racing about her surf
Blue skies emerald tides
Of Sleeping Beauty
She awakes...
With Snow White 
Her Goldie Lock
Their sapphire forest 
His harvest moon
In icicle diamond castles..
Amid rubix stars and Tinkerbell....

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Trudging through the snow, her cubs lag behind...oblivious 
Haven't seen a seal for days, perhaps weeks 
There are few ice-bergs left to hunt upon 
Adrift in the ocean...think again 
It's not a coincidence fossils of mammoths are being found more than ever
Soon you won't need your pithy pants...or snow shoes 
Soon...someone might be sleeping in your bed 


Pithy Pants 2 Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
2/14/2019...

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Big Bottom Gal

Fannie
Annie

Senior Citizen

Oldie 
Goldie

The Cleverer One

Sharper
Harper

Loves to Wear Negligees

Lacey
Gracie

Weird-sounding Girl

Nasal
Hazel

Miss Orderly

Tidy
Heidi

Routine Girl

Daily
Hailey

One to Emulate

Be a 
Gia

Another One to Emulate

Be a
Mia

So Cute

Bonnie
Lonnie

The Wild One

Crazy 
Maisie

Out of Her Weight Class

Puny
Junie

Extra Small

Skinny 
Minnie...

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"Goldie, I've noticed how some of my friends look like their pets
There's no resemblence between us and ...yet

I just lost my two front teeth and can't hardly eat
What is this I see you've lost two front teeth and can't eat meat

You're fur is so pretty for I love the Garfield orange color
It is colored just like my big brother's or

Maybe mine when in the bright sunshine
But you and I are not alike I decline."


definition for decline: refuse to accept...

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Thinking of beautiful precious Goldie Hawn in Overboard while day dreaming....
Scratching our head as making a list knowing, we are merely his infant trapped amid
An old used body why else would they portray such that, their gerbers festive spoiled child ?
My twinkling if twitching nose held high be the sky; racing past her palace doors marble mistral floors
Silver stools his golden pools; flinging love's pampers without a care so joyfully unto the air; her, savoir-faire....

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I am feeling watched Goldie confided to Diamond Blue.
I don’t know about that, but the humans are long overdue.
The humans don’t worry me said Flash, the other goldfish.
I am worried about those furry ones, she said with a swish.

Diamond Blue’s eyesight was not good, so he was not worried.
The two cats watching jumped down and promptly scurried.
When they heard a car door slam, for they were not supposed to be
Anywhere near the goldfish bowl, so said the boss, Grandma Lee....

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