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When I found this image I was relieved to know I am not the only one it has happened to lol:

The Mistress of Mirth

The mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan 
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much as I can


My panties once went up the hoover
It was a remarkable manoeuvre
Yes I will disclose
They flew up the hose
Phew- I still retain a sense of humour



In response to limerick from Jack Ellison

15th March 2015

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Avery Swarthout March 24, 2015 at 10:41 PM hahaha fantastic limericks! Jan Allison March 25, 2015 at 3:01 AM Thanks so much Avery glad you enjoyed:-) Hugs jan xx

Julia Ward March 24, 2015 at 1:10 PM Hope they weren't your best panties. Hugs, Julia, xx Jan Allison March 24, 2015 at 2:26 PM No they weren't lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lei Strauss March 23, 2015 at 5:18 AM I enjoyed reading this one. Hugs lei Jan Allison March 23, 2015 at 12:06 PM Thanks for dropping by lei:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne March 19, 2015 at 10:16 AM I can't tell you how often the same thing has happened to me. One difference though I was wearing them at the time. Love You, Armand. Jan Allison March 23, 2015 at 12:05 PM ha ha ha love your humour my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser March 18, 2015 at 3:01 PM Nope, can't say I've done a poem about a hoover funny or serious. If I do they'll probably suck. Nice one girl, hugs//James xx Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 5:13 AM LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Steve Mcclellan March 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM Liked your limerick Jan :) But...by the look on her face, I'm not entirely sure they are her knickers... and Henry looks like he had a front row seat ! Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 2:14 AM LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus March 16, 2015 at 6:23 AM I'm glad you still retain that lovely sense of humour of yours, Jan!! Does you good, and gives us a laugh, too. Hugs // paul Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 8:42 AM Makes my job worthwhile if I leave you with a smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

William Gray March 16, 2015 at 3:22 AM Wow Jan -Careful with that hoover my dear *lol* . Loved Hendry's face!. Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 8:41 AM LOL I wish my hoover had a smiley face:-( Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez March 16, 2015 at 2:24 AM LOL! I knew it! You'd have a new post to entertain us! Love it 7X Jan! Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 8:41 AM I had to join in the banter with Jack and John:-) hugs jan xx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri March 16, 2015 at 1:47 AM Helo jan that is an attractive title I must say and the poem is super duper funny and adorable still. Thumbs up and wink grins. Now let me make u laugh since u gave us a chuckle.:-D What becomes of a panty that goes up a hoover hose? Joke ans. It becomes a panty hose. ;) Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:52 AM your comment made me giggle thank you:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 15, 2015 at 11:37 PM I was a bit slow, I was thinking the hubby hid them there, not to get caught!!!!! ops Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:51 AM LOL Arthur:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie March 15, 2015 at 7:59 PM Ha ha Jan... they say that fact is sometimes stranger than fiction. Just as well you weren't in your panties Jan... or there might have been a third limerick to entertain us. Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:50 AM Thanks Lindsay:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi March 15, 2015 at 7:56 PM Silly woman! Light & Love Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:49 AM I'll take that as a compliment Debbie lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 15, 2015 at 6:56 PM and now at last I can get to making dinner!!

Andrea Dietrich March 15, 2015 at 6:56 PM Love these, Jan. Please never stop entertaining us, my friend. SEVEN Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:48 AM I'll try Andrea:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper March 15, 2015 at 6:19 PM Mistress of mirth sounds a lot better than Ninja Naj. another great and funny write. Your humour is brilliant and without end Jan. You give a precious gift to all who read your words, the gift of laughter. love Shane xxx Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:48 AM Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 15, 2015 at 5:45 PM Your title fits Jan...lol...hugs Tim Jan Allison March 16, 2015 at 1:47 AM Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne March 15, 2015 at 4:40 PM LOL, so good to see you full of your usual mirth. Very sorry to hear of your recent loss, Jan x Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 5:08 PM Thanks Jack I guess it still hasn't hit me properly yet - am sure it will do in time:-)It would have been their 59th wedding anniversary on 24th March - maybe then - who knows :-) Hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton March 15, 2015 at 4:37 PM lmcso Jan so funny love it hugs 7 Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 5:07 PM Thanks Shadow lovely to see you back hope you are feeling better:-) Hugs jan xx

Skat A March 15, 2015 at 3:21 PM WOW, JAN........... SKAT Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 3:22 PM Thanks Skat:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick March 15, 2015 at 3:06 PM Well at least you could laugh about!! Must be one more strong sucksoned vaccum..Thanks for stopping by.Sara Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 3:07 PM It may be small but it is powerful Sara lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 15, 2015 at 2:54 PM .............. ha.. ha. ha .... never .... but mine is not so "small and adorable" :)))) - Love it, dear Jan !!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 2:58 PM No my hoover doesn't have a smiley face either:-( Hugs jan xx

Willow Lawrence March 15, 2015 at 2:43 PM Laughing out loud. I never thought of a poem about panties and the Hoover! xoxoxo :) Willow Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 2:45 PM the poem I wrote was called 'help I've lost my knickers ... and yes it really DID happen to me lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 15, 2015 at 2:24 PM Were you wearing them at the time of the mishap???? Inquiring minds want to know. Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 2:31 PM ha ha ha no Richard they dropped off the airer:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison March 15, 2015 at 2:08 PM Chuckling uncontrollably!!! What a PAIR! I'm referring to us... not your frontal things!!! LOL Hugs, Jacko which rhymes with Wacko!!! xxx Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 2:16 PM ha ha ha I did a poem about my frillies going up the hoover so when you mentioned panties I had to respond lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

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