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When I found this image I was relieved to know I am not the only one it has happened to lol:

The mistress of mirth it’s who I am In reality I am simply Jan I’ll try and give you laughs About my silly gaffes And entertain as much as I can My panties once went up the hoover It was a remarkable manoeuvre Yes I will disclose They flew up the hose Phew- I still retain a sense of humour In response to limerick from Jack Ellison 15th March 2015

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Avery Swarthout

Date: 3/24/2015 10:41:00 PM

hahaha fantastic limericks!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2015 3:01:00 AM

Thanks so much Avery glad you enjoyed:-) Hugs jan xx

Julia Ward

Date: 3/24/2015 1:10:00 PM

Hope they weren't your best panties. Hugs, Julia, xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/24/2015 2:26:00 PM

No they weren't lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lei Strauss

Date: 3/23/2015 5:18:00 AM

I enjoyed reading this one. Hugs lei

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2015 12:06:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by lei:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 3/19/2015 10:16:00 AM

I can't tell you how often the same thing has happened to me. One difference though I was wearing them at the time. Love You, Armand.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2015 12:05:00 PM

ha ha ha love your humour my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 3/18/2015 3:01:00 PM

Nope, can't say I've done a poem about a hoover funny or serious. If I do they'll probably suck. Nice one girl, hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2015 5:13:00 AM

LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Steve Mcclellan

Date: 3/16/2015 8:05:00 PM

Liked your limerick Jan :) But...by the look on her face, I'm not entirely sure they are her knickers... and Henry looks like he had a front row seat !

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 2:14:00 AM

LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/16/2015 6:23:00 AM

I'm glad you still retain that lovely sense of humour of yours, Jan!! Does you good, and gives us a laugh, too. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 8:42:00 AM

Makes my job worthwhile if I leave you with a smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

William Gray

Date: 3/16/2015 3:22:00 AM

Wow Jan -Careful with that hoover my dear *lol* . Loved Hendry's face!.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 8:41:00 AM

LOL I wish my hoover had a smiley face:-( Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 3/16/2015 2:24:00 AM

LOL! I knew it! You'd have a new post to entertain us! Love it 7X Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 8:41:00 AM

I had to join in the banter with Jack and John:-) hugs jan xx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 3/16/2015 1:47:00 AM

Helo jan that is an attractive title I must say and the poem is super duper funny and adorable still. Thumbs up and wink grins. Now let me make u laugh since u gave us a chuckle.:-D What becomes of a panty that goes up a hoover hose? Joke ans. It becomes a panty hose. ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:52:00 AM

your comment made me giggle thank you:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/15/2015 11:37:00 PM

I was a bit slow, I was thinking the hubby hid them there, not to get caught!!!!! ops

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:51:00 AM

LOL Arthur:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/15/2015 7:59:00 PM

Ha ha Jan... they say that fact is sometimes stranger than fiction. Just as well you weren't in your panties Jan... or there might have been a third limerick to entertain us. Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:50:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 3/15/2015 7:56:00 PM

Silly woman! Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:49:00 AM

I'll take that as a compliment Debbie lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/15/2015 6:56:00 PM

Love these, Jan. Please never stop entertaining us, my friend. SEVEN

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:48:00 AM

I'll try Andrea:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/15/2015 6:56:00 PM

and now at last I can get to making dinner!!

Shane Cooper

Date: 3/15/2015 6:19:00 PM

Mistress of mirth sounds a lot better than Ninja Naj. another great and funny write. Your humour is brilliant and without end Jan. You give a precious gift to all who read your words, the gift of laughter. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:48:00 AM

Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/15/2015 5:45:00 PM

Your title fits Jan...lol...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2015 1:47:00 AM

Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/15/2015 4:40:00 PM

LOL, so good to see you full of your usual mirth. Very sorry to hear of your recent loss, Jan x

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 5:08:00 PM

Thanks Jack I guess it still hasn't hit me properly yet - am sure it will do in time:-)It would have been their 59th wedding anniversary on 24th March - maybe then - who knows :-) Hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 3/15/2015 4:37:00 PM

lmcso Jan so funny love it hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 5:07:00 PM

Thanks Shadow lovely to see you back hope you are feeling better:-) Hugs jan xx

Skat A

Date: 3/15/2015 3:21:00 PM

WOW, JAN........... SKAT

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 3:22:00 PM

Thanks Skat:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/15/2015 3:06:00 PM

Well at least you could laugh about!! Must be one more strong sucksoned vaccum..Thanks for stopping by.Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 3:07:00 PM

It may be small but it is powerful Sara lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/15/2015 2:54:00 PM

.............. ha.. ha. ha .... never .... but mine is not so "small and adorable" :)))) - Love it, dear Jan !!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 2:58:00 PM

No my hoover doesn't have a smiley face either:-( Hugs jan xx

Willow Lawrence

Date: 3/15/2015 2:43:00 PM

Laughing out loud. I never thought of a poem about panties and the Hoover! xoxoxo :) Willow

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 2:45:00 PM

the poem I wrote was called 'help I've lost my knickers ... and yes it really DID happen to me lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/15/2015 2:24:00 PM

Were you wearing them at the time of the mishap???? Inquiring minds want to know.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 2:31:00 PM

ha ha ha no Richard they dropped off the airer:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/15/2015 2:08:00 PM

Chuckling uncontrollably!!! What a PAIR! I'm referring to us... not your frontal things!!! LOL Hugs, Jacko which rhymes with Wacko!!! xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2015 2:16:00 PM

ha ha ha I did a poem about my frillies going up the hoover so when you mentioned panties I had to respond lol:-) Hugs Jan xx