Short G String Poems
Short G String Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about G String by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about G String by length and keyword.
Air Guitar
I was trying to tune my Air Guitar,
When the G string snapped and twang.
Worse than that my Amp blew up,
and went with one hell of a bang.
Huge Harry swims in his G string
Its stitches burst, he feels them ping
His gonads are so small
One hand covers them all
His massive dong - it’s left to swing!
Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her
But she fell for a Chippendale dancer
Stuck bucks in his G-string
But found his wedding ring
Right next to his genital enhancer
*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest
Poor Pauline was caught unawares when she was in a rush
She ripped the seam of her jeans exposing her enormous tush
People started smiling when she had passed their way
For her tiny G-string panties were clearly on display!
She could feel a cooling breeze around her nether region
Thank goodness it was summer and not the winter season!
Jan Allison
24th April 2016
Used to call him ‘half-pint’
He was a sawed-off runt
He’d down his drink in seconds
Then he’d burp and grunt
Manners had he zero
He’d grown up down and out
Roughest patch was X-mas Time
All alone, he’d bawl and pout
But then came New Year’s Day
when this runt became a king
He’d toast the Strumpet, Fortune
removing her g-string…
In the morning he’d awaken
and reach for his good luck
But he’d clutch an empty pillow
~ back seat of a pick-up truck
T ake a look! see the desire on my face
O cean breeze, warm, wraps us in its embrace
U nlike anything we’ve ever experienced before
C arefully, remove your g-string, and let me explore some more
H eavenly body has me feeling naughty!
M oonlight glorious, heightens our excitement
E ven crested waves, jealous! See their indictment!
N o longer am I afraid.. I feel safe, sweet surrender
O ver the years your love will still tantalize
W ith you I don't ever have to fantasize