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Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her But she fell for a Chippendale dancer Stuck bucks in his G-string But found his wedding ring Right next to his genital enhancer *Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest

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Date: 4/16/2011 10:51:00 AM
Halarious! Carolyn. Many congrats on you well-deserved win, Lainie.
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Date: 4/13/2011 3:57:00 PM
sizzling! congrats to you for the nice win, carols!! :) huggs
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Date: 4/13/2011 3:24:00 PM
Congratulations on your win.Cute...Sara
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Date: 4/13/2011 9:48:00 AM
lol! Congratulations on your HM in Miranda's "Burlesque" Contest, Carolyn. Too funny! Love, Annalise
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Date: 4/13/2011 5:38:00 AM
Congratulations for your win Carolyn in the contest "Burlesque Boutique" sponsored by Miranda Lambert. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/13/2011 3:44:00 AM
Many Congratulations Carolyn on your HM in this Burlesque Boutique contest.Nice write.Love, Gautami
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Date: 4/12/2011 11:22:00 PM
oh, my, this is hot funny, CArolyn. Did I see this one before? It seems familiar. I sure like it. Congrats on the HM.
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Date: 4/12/2011 4:48:00 PM
Congrats. on your HM success. Carolyn. Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/12/2011 12:26:00 PM
Many congratulations Carolyn on your win in Randa's fine contest....:)
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Date: 4/12/2011 9:16:00 AM
Congratulations on the HM win in the contest, Carolyn
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Date: 4/12/2011 8:40:00 AM
Great fun - I'm chuckling reading it again - Many congrats : ) Jack
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Date: 3/29/2011 4:54:00 PM
Oh this is great, Carolyn!! This is a winner I believe:) Still chuckling.... best of luck in contest:
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Date: 3/22/2011 6:18:00 AM
Yikes, clever and so funny! Looks like a winner to me, Carolyn! Wishing you the best, and keep Sue away from that dancer! Keep well, Mikki
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Date: 3/21/2011 9:44:00 AM
a real family man.
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Date: 3/20/2011 9:38:00 AM
How funny, Carolyn! Enjoyed it today Sunday early evening! I appreciate very much your kind comments on my poems! A pity that I am still quite handicapped with right arm and hand! It still pains. Wish you best of luck in the contest may friend!...Have a great week!...Love, Gert!
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Date: 3/20/2011 9:07:00 AM
Priceless Carolyn, ooo the images, eyes closed now. My poem about the Apalachee is just my mind drift through the indigenous past I wish I belonged to. The pipes are played at funerals all over Scotland, so this was the angle I used as he was playing a wind instrument. Good luck in Miranda's contest, and have a lovely Sunday....:)
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Date: 3/20/2011 5:31:00 AM
some hiding place? very funny, and brilliant imagery. love this. Harry
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Date: 3/19/2011 8:21:00 PM
This is too funny! Genital enhancer! Ha. Was it a bottle of Viagra? or something even more shocking (a device?) Great Job! Thank you again for you steady encouragement!
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Date: 3/19/2011 7:21:00 PM
OOOOOOOps! Busted!! LOLOLOL. You liked my Bi jua jua...I like this one!! Love, Gwendolen
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Date: 3/18/2011 8:36:00 AM
Gutsy write, My Friend. Smile. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/18/2011 2:52:00 AM
Hot Sue she sought a Bengal lancer In India she rode a sad old prancer A Cobra struck missed horses wing Manure from the horse did fling A gelding is no romancer Don
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Date: 3/17/2011 11:36:00 AM
What a picture your words paint.....George
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Date: 3/17/2011 11:27:00 AM
I was having a downer day but not now !!! Thank you Carolyn for this gut buster of a write. Best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/17/2011 9:43:00 AM
lol!!!! Thanks, Carolyn - for making my day. Lainie
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Date: 3/17/2011 9:02:00 AM
this is extremely rude and extremely funny...top marks for making me laugh Carolyn.....I dont think this is beatable in the contest.....marvellous stuff!!....by the way I saw what you said about snow and you.re right I have been lucky this winter we have had snow on the ground from november 25 until today and it is still two metres piled high outside my apartment building.....how lucky can you get L O L...Syd
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