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Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her But she fell for a Chippendale dancer Stuck bucks in his G-string But found his wedding ring Right next to his genital enhancer *Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest

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Elaine George

Date: 4/16/2011 10:51:00 AM

Halarious! Carolyn. Many congrats on you well-deserved win, Lainie.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/13/2011 3:57:00 PM

sizzling! congrats to you for the nice win, carols!! :) huggs

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/13/2011 3:24:00 PM

Congratulations on your win.Cute...Sara

Audrey Haick

Date: 4/13/2011 9:48:00 AM

lol! Congratulations on your HM in Miranda's "Burlesque" Contest, Carolyn. Too funny! Love, Annalise

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 4/13/2011 5:38:00 AM

Congratulations for your win Carolyn in the contest "Burlesque Boutique" sponsored by Miranda Lambert. Love, Carol

Gautami Phookan

Date: 4/13/2011 3:44:00 AM

Many Congratulations Carolyn on your HM in this Burlesque Boutique contest.Nice write.Love, Gautami

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/12/2011 11:22:00 PM

oh, my, this is hot funny, CArolyn. Did I see this one before? It seems familiar. I sure like it. Congrats on the HM.

John Freeman

Date: 4/12/2011 4:48:00 PM

Congrats. on your HM success. Carolyn. Agape, Moses

James Fraser

Date: 4/12/2011 12:26:00 PM

Many congratulations Carolyn on your win in Randa's fine contest....:)

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/12/2011 9:16:00 AM

Congratulations on the HM win in the contest, Carolyn

Jack Horne

Date: 4/12/2011 8:40:00 AM

Great fun - I'm chuckling reading it again - Many congrats : ) Jack

Carol Fillmore

Date: 3/29/2011 4:54:00 PM

Oh this is great, Carolyn!! This is a winner I believe:) Still chuckling.... best of luck in contest:

Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 3/22/2011 6:18:00 AM

Yikes, clever and so funny! Looks like a winner to me, Carolyn! Wishing you the best, and keep Sue away from that dancer! Keep well, Mikki

John Loving Iii

Date: 3/21/2011 9:44:00 AM

a real family man.

Gert W. Knop

Date: 3/20/2011 9:38:00 AM

How funny, Carolyn! Enjoyed it today Sunday early evening! I appreciate very much your kind comments on my poems! A pity that I am still quite handicapped with right arm and hand! It still pains. Wish you best of luck in the contest may friend!...Have a great week!...Love, Gert!

James Fraser

Date: 3/20/2011 9:07:00 AM

Priceless Carolyn, ooo the images, eyes closed now. My poem about the Apalachee is just my mind drift through the indigenous past I wish I belonged to. The pipes are played at funerals all over Scotland, so this was the angle I used as he was playing a wind instrument. Good luck in Miranda's contest, and have a lovely Sunday....:)

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/20/2011 5:31:00 AM

some hiding place? very funny, and brilliant imagery. love this. Harry

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 3/19/2011 8:21:00 PM

This is too funny! Genital enhancer! Ha. Was it a bottle of Viagra? or something even more shocking (a device?) Great Job! Thank you again for you steady encouragement!

Gwendolen Song

Date: 3/19/2011 7:21:00 PM

OOOOOOOps! Busted!! LOLOLOL. You liked my Bi jua jua...I like this one!! Love, Gwendolen

John Freeman

Date: 3/18/2011 8:36:00 AM

Gutsy write, My Friend. Smile. Agape, Moses

Don Johnson

Date: 3/18/2011 2:52:00 AM

Hot Sue she sought a Bengal lancer In India she rode a sad old prancer A Cobra struck missed horses wing Manure from the horse did fling A gelding is no romancer Don

George Aul

Date: 3/17/2011 11:36:00 AM

What a picture your words paint.....George

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 3/17/2011 11:27:00 AM

I was having a downer day but not now !!! Thank you Carolyn for this gut buster of a write. Best to you in the contest. Love, Carol

Elaine George

Date: 3/17/2011 9:43:00 AM

lol!!!! Thanks, Carolyn - for making my day. Lainie

Sidney Beck

Date: 3/17/2011 9:02:00 AM

this is extremely rude and extremely funny...top marks for making me laugh Carolyn.....I dont think this is beatable in the contest.....marvellous stuff!!....by the way I saw what you said about snow and you.re right I have been lucky this winter we have had snow on the ground from november 25 until today and it is still two metres piled high outside my apartment building.....how lucky can you get L O L...Syd