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Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her

But she fell for a Chippendale dancer

     Stuck bucks in his G-string

     But found his wedding ring

Right next to his genital enhancer





*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest

Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2011

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Elaine George Date: 4/16/2011 10:51:00 AM Halarious! Carolyn. Many congrats on you well-deserved win, Lainie. Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 4/13/2011 3:57:00 PM sizzling! congrats to you for the nice win, carols!! :) huggs Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 4/13/2011 3:24:00 PM Congratulations on your win.Cute...Sara Login to Reply

Audrey Haick Date: 4/13/2011 9:48:00 AM lol! Congratulations on your HM in Miranda's "Burlesque" Contest, Carolyn. Too funny! Love, Annalise Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 4/13/2011 5:38:00 AM Congratulations for your win Carolyn in the contest "Burlesque Boutique" sponsored by Miranda Lambert. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Gautami Phookan Date: 4/13/2011 3:44:00 AM Many Congratulations Carolyn on your HM in this Burlesque Boutique contest.Nice write.Love, Gautami Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/12/2011 11:22:00 PM oh, my, this is hot funny, CArolyn. Did I see this one before? It seems familiar. I sure like it. Congrats on the HM. Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 4/12/2011 4:48:00 PM Congrats. on your HM success. Carolyn. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 4/12/2011 12:26:00 PM Many congratulations Carolyn on your win in Randa's fine contest....:) Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 4/12/2011 9:16:00 AM Congratulations on the HM win in the contest, Carolyn Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 4/12/2011 8:40:00 AM Great fun - I'm chuckling reading it again - Many congrats : ) Jack Login to Reply

Carol Fillmore Date: 3/29/2011 4:54:00 PM Oh this is great, Carolyn!! This is a winner I believe:) Still chuckling.... best of luck in contest: Login to Reply

Michelle Mac Donald Date: 3/22/2011 6:18:00 AM Yikes, clever and so funny! Looks like a winner to me, Carolyn! Wishing you the best, and keep Sue away from that dancer! Keep well, Mikki Login to Reply

John Loving Iii Date: 3/21/2011 9:44:00 AM a real family man. Login to Reply

Gert W. Knop Date: 3/20/2011 9:38:00 AM How funny, Carolyn! Enjoyed it today Sunday early evening! I appreciate very much your kind comments on my poems! A pity that I am still quite handicapped with right arm and hand! It still pains. Wish you best of luck in the contest may friend!...Have a great week!...Love, Gert! Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 3/20/2011 9:07:00 AM Priceless Carolyn, ooo the images, eyes closed now. My poem about the Apalachee is just my mind drift through the indigenous past I wish I belonged to. The pipes are played at funerals all over Scotland, so this was the angle I used as he was playing a wind instrument. Good luck in Miranda's contest, and have a lovely Sunday....:) Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 3/20/2011 5:31:00 AM some hiding place? very funny, and brilliant imagery. love this. Harry Login to Reply

Jslambert Mister Roboto Date: 3/19/2011 8:21:00 PM This is too funny! Genital enhancer! Ha. Was it a bottle of Viagra? or something even more shocking (a device?) Great Job! Thank you again for you steady encouragement! Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 3/19/2011 7:21:00 PM OOOOOOOps! Busted!! LOLOLOL. You liked my Bi jua jua...I like this one!! Love, Gwendolen Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 3/18/2011 8:36:00 AM Gutsy write, My Friend. Smile. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Don Johnson Date: 3/18/2011 2:52:00 AM Hot Sue she sought a Bengal lancer In India she rode a sad old prancer A Cobra struck missed horses wing Manure from the horse did fling A gelding is no romancer Don Login to Reply

George Aul Date: 3/17/2011 11:36:00 AM What a picture your words paint.....George Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 3/17/2011 11:27:00 AM I was having a downer day but not now !!! Thank you Carolyn for this gut buster of a write. Best to you in the contest. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 3/17/2011 9:43:00 AM lol!!!! Thanks, Carolyn - for making my day. Lainie Login to Reply

Sidney Beck Date: 3/17/2011 9:02:00 AM this is extremely rude and extremely funny...top marks for making me laugh Carolyn.....I dont think this is beatable in the contest.....marvellous stuff!!....by the way I saw what you said about snow and you.re right I have been lucky this winter we have had snow on the ground from november 25 until today and it is still two metres piled high outside my apartment building.....how lucky can you get L O L...Syd Login to Reply

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