Short Funnylove Poems
Short Funnylove Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnylove by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnylove by length and keyword.
swoosh, whoosh, bash, crash, buzz wuzz he's gushy
mush... pop, pop, pop, "I love you!"-- pop, pop, pop,
"I love you too!"
Form:
I sent my love a red heart,
Declaring my love so true.
His angry wife returned it.
"Hands off!! He is mine".
For contest 3 way tie for no. 1 won.
I love my life,
I really do,
I love my husband,
And(just found out), so do you!
So what do we do,
What do we do,
I'll split him in half,
That's what I'll do !
Ha!
Is it Proper to say I LOVE Ewe to a sheepherder?
Is it proper for a lumberjack to say I LOVE Yew?
Is the Poplar the most Popular of trees?
Yule be surprised when there are no Presence under the tree
CHASTUSHKA – two
Hopak is a Russian dance
But it is too fast for me
No! I prefer the six-pack
And a damsel on my knee
Please dear Lulu marry me
I am your slave on my knees
I love you so want to shout
Not for love but for the gout
I have a favourite type of girl,
I love my ladies trim
Like Skinny Ginny
And Ultra slim Kim
I love them thin and bony
Not a hint of saggy
I like Scrawny Dawny
And Scraggy Maggie
Lovely Lean Jean
Or Slender Brenda
For the nearer the bone
Is sweetest and tender
Form:
I have a favourite type of girl,
Nothing wrong with that
I love my ladies ample
Like beautiful Fat pat
Also Porkus Dorcas
And Obese Louise,
Glandular Angela
Gives me a good squeeze
I love voluminous
I love them rounder
I love them full bodied
Because rounder is sounder
Form:
There once was a man looking for romance
Found love true at a wax museum glance
He bought and brought his dove
Home for hot steamy love
She melted after the first close dance
Limerick for Amy Green--I missed the contest deadline--like my wax museum love oops I've said too much!
Why would someone fall in love with a stump
I submit that there may be such a chump
It seems so very bizarre
But I suppose that there are
Some blokes as gullible as Forrest Gump
© Entry for Matt Caliri's "I Fell In Love With A Tree Stump" Contest
I love the way you snuggle up to me
And wait for me while I make tea
I like the way you get excited when I give you toast
Because I love you the most
I like how you twirl
And how your hair curls
I like how we fight together
And I know we'll be friends forever
Because dogs are like that you know?
Friends and foes
Always there wherever you go
Many right and many wrong,
I love them all day long
Lucky to have them no matter what
You can always count on them to be pains in the butt
* I think this is true of most families...LOL....mine are who they are and what they are
and I love each and every one :-)
BROKEN WINGS
I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.
I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.
I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.
I close my eyes
Alongside thine sunglasses
Yet I see.
I see my past
And fears
I take to the wood.
My obstacles,
Experiences I espy
I take my leave and the halt.
I'm eager to fly
Yet, my wings are broken.
~Haiku~
your love flew away
like a migrating bird
and never came back...
~Limerick~
Your lack of love pushed me to the floor
I couldn’t take it anymore
I signed on the dotted line
You were no longer mine
Why don’t you just hit the door?
~Couplet~
We entered into a partnership
Six months down the line you decided to jump ship
7th place
Contest: Divorse Club
Sponsor: PD
© November 2010
What do you get when you fake love?
You get enough karma to cause errosion,
That's what you get for all the drama,
It makes..... boys and girls never want to
fall in love again.......
What do you get when you
break a heart?
You get enough pain from voodoo
darts,
That's what you get for all your
acting,
Oye!
It makes boys and girls never want
to fall in love again.......
Bet you never fake love again........
An awesome sacred relief
When we let the heart be chief
In power of love beneath
The sacred faith in love belief
So let your sacred winds blow
Let the entire universe know
Let your special love glow
And poems of poet will show
A poet that doesn’t know it
`Tis very soon to blow it
And never will he show it
I know it for I’m a poet
Was tagged by Simone Segal, I tag Sara Kendrick
"write something that ends in (I am a poet)"
I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall
Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty
I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie
I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great
So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny
I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall
Form:
She said, "Honey do I look fat in this?"
He said, "You look beautiful in that"
She said, "Honey do you still love me?"
He said, "Yes Baby you know I love you"
She said, "Honey do you remember our first kiss?"
He said, "Yes darling, it was in the front seat of the Chevy"
She said, "Honey, if you could would you do it all over again?"
He said, "No way, next time I would hire a Carpenter to fix the roof!"
Well I guess three out of four isn't bad....
~Smiles~