Short Felon Poems

Filthy fraud's wrong ride rankles... 
Funny feigning felon...

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white man orange spray tan
full of hate and ignorance 
huge sexist felon...

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Studies and statistics have revealed the following;
A bully is a felon waiting to happen....

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He sounded like. "Behave!” 
Out with the first light of the morn. 
It glared, In dozens!...

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convicted felon
nefarious criminal
us president

antichrist maybe
totalitarianism
very like hiltler...

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Killing so much more  
than it ever saves
Religion the felon
—digger of graves

(The New Room: April, 2023)...

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Annabelle Gads
She is a fantastic fibber
Annabelle Gads
A fun-filled, fighter,a flirt and a felon.
Can she spend the night, Friday, please?...

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“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
-	But let’s not forget
-	They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!...

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There once was a man who was a felon
Who had just stolen a watermelon
But when he swallowed a seed
A little girl decreed
I think maybe your belly is swellin'...

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Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon...

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Slight of hand
By the orange man
Firming up the border
While he grabs what he can

For the oil backed felon
With an eye on a gem
The Canadian border 
Is just another dress hem
...

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Recently thought of robbing a bank
If caught, I'll just call it a wee prank
If cops don't allow 
Put me in the hoosegow
I'll make friends with a felon and break ranks...

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She planted at night in the rain
While stealthily plotting her gain
It grew like a "melon"
She bragged like a felon,
"My hubby soon gets his first brain!"




Just a sample for my "Mystery Seeds" contest....

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Instructions for walking, listen very carefully
Put one foot in front of the other, it'll feel like ecstasy
If you step sideways
You'll wind up in driveways
Owners will think you're a felon and beat you unmercifully...

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Armed with the proper medicine

To face the awakening Armageddon

Tap into a berserker's adrenaline

Hurricane apocalypse gasoline felon

My brain food is the unused mind

I eat from your split melon

I hope now I got your full attention...

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“If I claimed you sexually harassed me,
Who do you think they’d actually believe?
You – the convicted felon,
Or me, with my large melons?”
“You…so I might as well take what I please!”


8/15/11

Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest...

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Attractive,
Strong-minded,
Intelligent,
Low modest,
No attachment,
No accord,
I qualified
For Caesars
Grime.

They brewed us
Perfected for $
Now hunting for me
The left-hand criminal
A felon, public brand.

They have forgotten
That I am mine own
Woman for the crown....

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                       Feline Felon



           


              cat ate my cookie
              jumped up, fled out my front door
              all smiles, in backyatd




                   August  15, 2020
                      1pm PST



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smile seeped'n acme
crushed by punctured
moaning metamorphoses met
rustic switch rent

grotesque grips gaunt
tumbling twain taunt
oozing odds sprout

saucy sauce swell
damped smirking dressed
felon fosters fell
 
smile's salient reincarnation
spanked saucy alakazam.
    20:01:18:11:11...

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aura seeped'n seals
trained by breech
entrenched in smirk
leering limbs lurch
saucy smirk spank
face into trance

lusty lips weave
hoisted hankering hymns
rustling robust rhythm

jumpy jazz jolts
per punctured pores
sappy song sawn

admirer nursing gores
felon face prod.
    '20:02:07:19:23...

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will met zeal
fostering felon feast
pulsing passion puking
dangling desires drooling
he approached her
pruning tactic prayer

zeal bounty bounced
tucked will's power
twain tunning town

then said zeal
passion feigning feast
lousy lips leak

"Will, you're nought!
fate had fought."
     19:12:17:12:45...

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salient sun spill
rusty rays; rips
cremating callous comfort
lusty earth bought
felon face fiery
puking punctured pulses

soles' rhythmic skip
hoisted heat drips
bruised limbs' lip

disabled earth drown
dancing dust: clown
cupped'n vying vow

earth's plight pulls
passion into pool.
     '20:02:11:14:27...

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taunted trees drunk
fostered felon gulp
bounty breeze served
leering lusty lurch
saucy summer tossed
per punctured pores

pruning pulpy puke
altering vying view
dark dances drew

nosy nature smirks
moaning mockery's verge
dainty drips athirst

same mystic malady 
belching feelings breed.
'20:02:08:18:51...

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lips like waves
wielded wounds wave
callous curls hewn
by dark dews
taunted torrent puke
per punctured prune

crazed coziness cluster
felon fondlings fostered
rustic reels registered

heaven's eyes seeped
dripping damped weaves
locked liquid lease

such sassy trend
carved emotions' crest.
     '20:02:27:14:15...

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bounty bicycle belched
in crimson crest
wielding moaning wheels
of saucy spree:
taunted tracks moan
tainted tyre's moor

fiery feelings fondling
per punctured pills
merging mystic mist

hideous hood hankering
with halts shuddering
like triturated tits

"roll'n rustic rims
felon wind riding."
     '20:01:21:05:33...

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