Short Felon Poems
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Annabelle Gads
She is a fantastic fibber
Annabelle Gads
A fun-filled, fighter,a flirt and a felon.
Can she spend the night, Friday, please?
“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
- But let’s not forget
- They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!
There once was a man who was a felon
Who had just stolen a watermelon
But when he swallowed a seed
A little girl decreed
I think maybe your belly is swellin'
Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon
Slight of hand
By the orange man
Firming up the border
While he grabs what he can
For the oil backed felon
With an eye on a gem
The Canadian border
Is just another dress hem
Recently thought of robbing a bank
If caught, I'll just call it a wee prank
If cops don't allow
Put me in the hoosegow
I'll make friends with a felon and break ranks
She planted at night in the rain
While stealthily plotting her gain
It grew like a "melon"
She bragged like a felon,
"My hubby soon gets his first brain!"
Just a sample for my "Mystery Seeds" contest.
Instructions for walking, listen very carefully
Put one foot in front of the other, it'll feel like ecstasy
If you step sideways
You'll wind up in driveways
Owners will think you're a felon and beat you unmercifully
Armed with the proper medicine
To face the awakening Armageddon
Tap into a berserker's adrenaline
Hurricane apocalypse gasoline felon
My brain food is the unused mind
I eat from your split melon
I hope now I got your full attention
“If I claimed you sexually harassed me,
Who do you think they’d actually believe?
You – the convicted felon,
Or me, with my large melons?”
“You…so I might as well take what I please!”
8/15/11
Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest
Attractive,
Strong-minded,
Intelligent,
Low modest,
No attachment,
No accord,
I qualified
For Caesars
Grime.
They brewed us
Perfected for $
Now hunting for me
The left-hand criminal
A felon, public brand.
They have forgotten
That I am mine own
Woman for the crown.
Feline Felon
cat ate my cookie
jumped up, fled out my front door
all smiles, in backyatd
August 15, 2020
1pm PST
smile seeped'n acme
crushed by punctured
moaning metamorphoses met
rustic switch rent
grotesque grips gaunt
tumbling twain taunt
oozing odds sprout
saucy sauce swell
damped smirking dressed
felon fosters fell
smile's salient reincarnation
spanked saucy alakazam.
20:01:18:11:11
aura seeped'n seals
trained by breech
entrenched in smirk
leering limbs lurch
saucy smirk spank
face into trance
lusty lips weave
hoisted hankering hymns
rustling robust rhythm
jumpy jazz jolts
per punctured pores
sappy song sawn
admirer nursing gores
felon face prod.
'20:02:07:19:23
will met zeal
fostering felon feast
pulsing passion puking
dangling desires drooling
he approached her
pruning tactic prayer
zeal bounty bounced
tucked will's power
twain tunning town
then said zeal
passion feigning feast
lousy lips leak
"Will, you're nought!
fate had fought."
19:12:17:12:45
salient sun spill
rusty rays; rips
cremating callous comfort
lusty earth bought
felon face fiery
puking punctured pulses
soles' rhythmic skip
hoisted heat drips
bruised limbs' lip
disabled earth drown
dancing dust: clown
cupped'n vying vow
earth's plight pulls
passion into pool.
'20:02:11:14:27
taunted trees drunk
fostered felon gulp
bounty breeze served
leering lusty lurch
saucy summer tossed
per punctured pores
pruning pulpy puke
altering vying view
dark dances drew
nosy nature smirks
moaning mockery's verge
dainty drips athirst
same mystic malady
belching feelings breed.
'20:02:08:18:51
lips like waves
wielded wounds wave
callous curls hewn
by dark dews
taunted torrent puke
per punctured prune
crazed coziness cluster
felon fondlings fostered
rustic reels registered
heaven's eyes seeped
dripping damped weaves
locked liquid lease
such sassy trend
carved emotions' crest.
'20:02:27:14:15
bounty bicycle belched
in crimson crest
wielding moaning wheels
of saucy spree:
taunted tracks moan
tainted tyre's moor
fiery feelings fondling
per punctured pills
merging mystic mist
hideous hood hankering
with halts shuddering
like triturated ****
"roll'n rustic rims
felon wind riding."
'20:01:21:05:33
felon fiery flames
squashing salient traits
spent emotions shrunk
smoothened per trunk
fallen by gaze
birthed by rave
ensconced ember etched
feelings fuel fetched
damped desire's death
smiles scrunching seeps
sans struggling splits
scattering side screams
Adejoke Oun Wunmi
I love you!!!
19:11:09:11:57
eerie eyes etched
mystic melody's crest
munching mass sighed
callous contractions thrived
lusty luminescent lurched
damped darkness athirst
then chubby cheeks
gaunt guts greet
aiding airy optics
then sprout neck
melody's mud melt
felon face fetched
i-bahn ileum illusion:
music's mystic transition.
19:12:20:05:00
silly sequoia smirks
gulping lusty lurch
bounty breeze bears
callous crest's peer :
haughty hankering hoists
felon fate's foiled
busty bellow blush
under taunted touch
airy atmosphere crush
dark dances drool
moaning melody brood
pulsing punctured pool
sequoia helpless be
feelings spell grip.
'20:02:09:11:31
mystic mind moaning
voluptuous veins vying
hoisted heats hankering
squeezing salient sanity
girding gaunt ice
veiled by vice
hollow joints jangling
eerie echo smirking
felon fun flickering
drooling darkness dances
drooping over vices;
salient silhouettes sketches
on and on
smeared space gnawl.
19:12:23:09:18
eyes etched eerily
in mystic mists
of taunted tracks
drooling death damped
felon feet fostering
hoisted spree heaving
salient satyr scrunching
locked laced lips
in hankering hymns
saucy smirk blushed
zeal cold-blood cupped
punctured pleck dumped
lusty limbs lurching
topsy-turvy twain tumbling.
19:12:31:04:41
punctured pleasure pulsing
bounty beats blushing
hoisted horizons hankering
damping dark dances
on tainted torrent
cupping callous crest
wielded waves whooshing
heaving vying hymns
with felon verses
Ironbounds mystic move
swaying stray mood
feeble fishes chew
on and on
punctured pleasure's pawn.
19:12:30:07:23