Friends With a Felon

Recently thought of robbing a bank If caught, I'll just call it a wee prank If cops don't allow Put me in the hoosegow I'll make friends with a felon and break ranks
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Y. Avatar
April 9, 2018 at 5:35 AM
Lol! This is funny:-) Alexis
Ellison Avatar
April 9, 2018 at 5:41 AM
Happy day from Happy Jack... keep on a-chuckling, it's good for your complexion!!! HUH? Well anyway, love from The Happy Guy! XOX
Downing  Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 10:31 PM
Lol... this is so funny!
Ellison Avatar
April 9, 2018 at 5:37 AM
Aww dear Akkina my sweet!!! So happy it made you giggly!!! Love and huggles, Happy Jack XOX
Cunningham Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 2:51 PM
Rob a bank that's what we'll do/me, you and Marie can come too/she can drive the car/ill wait at the bar/then leg it to timbuctu/
Williams Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 6:40 PM
No way, you are both on your own here buddies. Lol
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 3:22 PM
HA HA!!! What a limericker you are!!! Whatta pear we make, a fruity delight!!! What did he say??? Peach me... HUH???
Krutsinger Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 8:32 AM
Hoosegow delighted me; I had forgotten that word, thanks Happy Jack!
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 10:18 AM
Didn't tell you... I'm older than dirt!!! Your welcome, dear Caren!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Williams Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 7:12 AM
Oh Oh! - I think you better re-think your strategy Jack - I'm worried :o( - Better put your money on the stock market, you will have a chance make friends with market felons there and no need to break ranks - On the down side it may break you! :( Maria xox :)
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2018 at 10:21 AM
Do you mean there are dishonest marketeer peeps????? NO! You must be jazzing me, dear Maria!!! XXOX
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