Black Eyed Susan Poet Limerick

Threat Regret

“If I claimed you sexually harassed me,
Who do you think they’d actually believe?
You – the convicted felon,
Or me, with my large melons?”
“You…so I might as well take what I please!”


8/15/11

Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest

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Dinda Minardi September 7, 2011 at 11:16 AM hahaha, this is interesting... Dinda

Carol Sunshine Brown August 23, 2011 at 1:14 PM Congratulations on your placement in Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses" contest Susan. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta August 22, 2011 at 4:19 PM Congratulations on the win in the contest of carolyn,Susan

Lisa Cooper August 22, 2011 at 9:24 AM great write.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 21, 2011 at 12:08 PM Congrats Susan on a fantastico win with this terrific poetry luv.. super..

Tony Lane August 21, 2011 at 7:17 AM Congratulations on your win!!! Tony

John Freeman August 20, 2011 at 8:28 PM Felons, Melons. has a unique ring to it Susan. Congratulations on your honored poem. Agape, Moses

John Smith August 20, 2011 at 6:35 PM Congratulations! I knew those melons would do you good. Fun poem.

Robert A. Dufresne August 20, 2011 at 5:36 PM why do I have this sudden urge to go to the farmers market...? :) congrats to you Susan

Carolyn Devonshire August 20, 2011 at 4:14 PM LOL The most hilarious part is that you thought the jury would believe the felon, Susan. Congratulations on your win. Check the blog I just posted on the home page and you'll find that a dozen people helped decide the rankings for this contest. Love, Carolyn

David Williams August 20, 2011 at 4:12 PM hey Susan congrats on your win Dave

Caryl Ramsdale August 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM Congratulations on your win! Caryl Ramsdale

Andrea Dietrich August 19, 2011 at 11:56 AM Love that felon and melons rhyme. very cool!! Hope you score with this one!!

Judy Ball August 19, 2011 at 10:02 AM Oooh hoohoo! What a Creepella! Good one. Great job. A winner for sure. God Bless, JB

Dr.Ram Mehta August 17, 2011 at 8:34 PM Humorous expressions with wit, Susan

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 17, 2011 at 3:07 PM haha..luv it Susan.. very good expressions and those melons did the trick ..good luck luv..

John Smith August 17, 2011 at 12:41 PM Harass me, too, if you please. I love melons, too, you tease.