Short Fees Poems

a
philosophy
is a
full-loss-of-fees
for a
full-loss-of-why


stan sand...

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This bank
took all I had,
everything stated supposed to be free;
why are these fees posted constantly
lately?...

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Portraitist Henry Raeburn
speculated with fees he did earn
No nonsense was his style
&a golf fanatic for a while...

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Artist Henry Raeburn
with portriture much cash did earn
Charging fees proved to be a spur
to his carefilled miniatures...

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Gustave Charpentier fro Moselle
a one-trick pony truth to tell
His opera money-spinne 'Louise'
fees rolled in with great ease...

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Ivanka needed a Pardon
She plucked the Treasury garden
Her "Consultant" fees
Were merely a tease
Damn Democrats put a guard on!...

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Offered money and no any fees,
 Plus a profitable, tempting term!
 They are scammers, be a stern,
 Banks never did the things like this....

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A teacher told class;
“I know a few years
I will die and go
give me my money,
the condolence fees
those mourners, I fear
will cheat me!”...

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Trump's lawyers are busy as bees
Collecting some really fat fees
The train from New York
Once loaded with pork 
Now sports only soiled BVDs...

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Given a small holiday bonus 
could have been a treat for us;
Year end fees are due,
I guess it’s nothing new;
Oh so nice to have superfluous....

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I am hoping to seize this award;
entry fees I can barely afford.
     Though it may be a sin,
     I'm hoping for a win,
to see my self-confidence restored....

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are philosophically...
a
full loss of 'fees' knot...

and
be a full loss of why...
some

phil lost sophie...
with
his being too diction airy...


stan...

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freed verses
are
served free

to

serve serfs
like
severed-fees

to

reverse-feed
what's
severed seed

as

free versed
that's
deserved free


stan sand...

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Wild honey
Smoking trees
Hopping bunny
Higher fees

Wind blowing
Burning fire
Tragedy flowing
A deflated tire 

Friends engaging
Believers speaking
Winds raging
Gas leaking...

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the full-of-sophicals...
give
a full-loss-of-why...

as
a full-loss-of-fee...
but

to fill-loss-of-why's
is
to fill-loss-of-fees

and
to file-off-a-sophical
loss

stan sand...

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Please God, give me peace,

Increase blessings to ease,

Knees, I bend during life-lease,

Release me from Worldly worries,

Grease my mind when devils tease,

Appease me with prayer as the fees!...

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not a full loss of ease nor...
a full loss of why that's
a full awe, so...fees?...no...

there's no phi loss of phi...
so just fill loss of why and
fill awe, so free, with a...philosophy...

stans sand...

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Two brothers from Wichita
Borrowed 600 dollars from Ma,
Needing money to pay college fees,
They repaid their debt with ease-
Selling Pizzas from a hut,was a breeze.

Tribute to Don& Frank Carney of Pizza Hut fame...

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in your accordion pleated folder
you file me away
like just another bill
you have extra days to pay

watch out for the late fees
if the check isn't mailed on time
it can cost you plenty
but it is a victimless crime...

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Can't appease the disease 
Addiction comes like a breeze
Toxic like antifreeze 
Unrelentless like fleas
On your knees trying to appease
Doesn't matter if you say please
You'll eventually have to pay
The overdue fees...

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realize
criticize
plagarize
suprise
tries
spies

trees
please
seas
tease
fees
agrees
frees

breaking
taking
baking
faking
making
raking
waking

potential
exponential
essential
conventional
consensual...

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Soon it will be twenty nineteen
and i'm yet to pay my children's school fees
i have gone a borrowing
i have become a solitary beggar
and
not a single humankind left
that heeds my plea
i will cry to my creator
my everlasting city of refuge....

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Mastered,
understood,
and read,
he could,
compress,
and spread,
at will,
any bill,
in known,
areas,
impressing,
listeners' arias,
with his hands,
on the mantle,
he could assemble,
and dismantle,
with equal ease,
often without,
charging any fees....

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we

this-oar-us...
and
thee-sore-us...
need
this-hour-as...

we

came-bridged...
with
diction-air-ease..
for a
full-loss-of-whys...

we

knot some
full-loss-of-fees...
with phil's
full-loss-of-sophie...
over
phil's-loss-of-why's...


stan sand...

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We haven’t gained much interest yet
Save an extra hour of light
Which isn’t bad, but you can bet
It came right out of our nights

Come next statement there’ll be fees
And I’m sure that they’ll be lofty
We’ll pay back that hour, guaranteed
Boy, is daylight savings costly....

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