Short Ernie Poems
Short Ernie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ernie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ernie by length and keyword.
ERNIE
Eccentric
Radiance
Natural
Impactful
Earthlike
...
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Categories:
ernie, sister,
Form:
Acrostic
A Gander At Sanders
Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
Appeals to youth --
Angry, quirky, uncouth...
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Categories:
ernie, analogy, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Internal Organs
Ernest was a taxidermist.
Who stuffed birds and animals the firmest.
Ernie had made a name,
In the taxidermist game,
He was also a professional internist....
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Categories:
ernie, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Effulgence of Sun
E-arly
R-ays
N-egate
I-solated
E-ventide
J-ust
O-pening
S-un's
E-ffulgence
Topic: Birthday of Ernie Jose (September 23)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
ernie, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Disconnected By the Cutting Culture
Ernie exposed himself to Vi.
But she wore her
Samurai sword
at her side.
The Master of the slice,
She didn’t think twice.
And Ernie was shortened
and surprised....
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Categories:
ernie, 12th grade, confidence, conflict, courage, fate, power,
Form:
Rhyme
Rainbow Bones
Burt and Ernie dwell on Sesame Street,
deep in a closet but living rent free.
When their skeletons escaped
they painted rainbows all day.
Uncle Sam slapped a big tax on their rings....
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Categories:
ernie, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Onerous Epidemic
A-void
R-abid
M-ystery's
A-ttack
N-icely
D-efeating
O-nerous
E-pidemic's
R-isky
N-astiness
I-n
E-eriness
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Armando Ernie (May 03)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
ernie, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Divine Objective
A-lmighty's
R-ighteous
M-essage
A-boutN-oble
D-ivine
O-bjective
E-xpresses
R-emarkable
N-ote
I-n
E-xcellence
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Armando Ernie (May 03)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
ernie, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Thanks Postie
You bring the mail unfailingly
In sun and wind and rain
With cheery smile and bright “Hello"
And "Turned out nice again"
May I suggest a strategy
To brighten all our lives
Bring a million pounds from Ernie
Instead of twenty-fives!!...
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Categories:
ernie, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Room 501G
Ernie, the janitor,
swears he saw a ghost
in a suite where he cleans
he believes it to be the spirit
of a man that performed suicide.
He pleads with it, to do him no harm
Ernie's afraid of the spirit in room 501G
but still asks it to say hello to his mother....
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Categories:
ernie, fear,
Form:
Free verse
Earnest Earnie
Earnest Ernie Van Stickle,
Sat on a mushy pub pickle.
Yeah, Ernie was hot,
He fumed as he bristled.
Now he had a wet spot.
with a big sticky tickler.
He said OH, why not,
and ordered a triple.
Then, even Earnie smiled,
when the bar keep opined,
Van, better wet, than a Thistle....
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Categories:
ernie, 1st grade, fantasy, happy,
Form:
Limerick
That Sleazy Attorney J Ernie
I once knew a sleazy man, J. Ernie,
J. was a wild abusive attorney.
Killed his mob boss client,
looking so defiant-
Man was lucky all the cops were dirty!
* I chose lawyer *
Limerick II Contest
Joseph May
10-10-6-6-10 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com
January 13, 2019...
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Categories:
ernie, humorous,
Form:
Limerick