Short Embarrass Poems
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Paralysis of the esophagus
when occasioned by asparagus
Can be frighteningly perilous
and even worse, embarrass us
I first learned to dance when I was four
But my kids won't let me do it no more
They say I look like a perv
The way I wiggle a swerve
They say I even embarrass the floor
The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle
The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is to cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle
Going back to see some old friends of mine
Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine
Miss them a big bunch
Will be happy as punch
Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine
Going back to see some old friends of mine
Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine
Miss them a big bunch
Will be happy as punch
Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine
Big Blunder Down Under
Trump several times pulled big blunder;
Even insulted leader who was down under;
When he fell off terrace,
Us then did embarrass;
Never enlightened with all of his thunder.
Jim Horn
Ecstatic
each waking hour my
every thought is of you
even if I don’t always
express them, they are part of me. I hope that doesn’t
embarrass you and I trust you find this
encouraging. You are my
enchantress.
You are a total leech
sucking what is good for you;
Plagued with pitiful speech
always mumbled and garbled;
Never had a far enough reach,
you embarrass yourself;
Thieves always hide what’s true,
little did you see I am made of bleach.
I visit museums when in Paris
One tourist had got a huge ‘arris’
It took her quite a while
To squeeze through a turnstile
A diet plan could dis-embarrass
Inspired by the Queen song
Been to Paris once - I doubt I would return
10/30/20/
One is blue, the other green
You're no adult; you're a teen
Even worse is black and white
Do you ever use a light
Stripes on one sock; hearts another
I guess a blind man was your mother
You embarrass me, your patient wife ~
Now where'd I put that butcher's knife...
it takes courage to have a brain and a heart and not be ruled by either.
alas, the antics of the anointed would embarrass the flying monkeys.
a political expose...."PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE BEHIND THE CURTAIN"
put the witch in six inch red heels and we'll all be flying monkeys
Illusions trip over his glance,
its magnetic whisper—
murky man from the moon,
serenading stars.
Below our reckless journey
in speeding cars, blind and wild,
our laughter attacking midnight.
Oh, my wind-swept hair!
Aren't we dapper again,
moving with legs that couldn't embarrass us?
My love
My life
My dearest wife
it's you i want
it's you i crave.
its you who all i want
to see at the end of each
day.
my heart beats for your
embarrass ,
i couldn't carry on life
with out you there's just
no way
Shake out the trembles that restrain you
Walk upright in a downward glanced world
Shake the hand that refuses you
Smile at the demons that control you
Relive the moments that embarrass you
Grovel in the sand that grates you
Reach out to enemies that flog you
Live
Live
01/16/12
© All Rights Reserved
She’s a flying lioness
can comb phone calls
as hair-comb, combs hair
searching for broken hair
and parasites in hiding
The moment she gets
traces of unknown calls
suspicions she develops
she flies there as lioness
to chop ribs of the callers
with her metallic tongue
to protect her relationship
and embarrass the fiance
Jesus EverdaY
Fruit not even ripened yet still green so it will last
Meat, already cooked so eye is not embarrass
Health, the center of my body, so uncertain, and yet it works
Love in heart so pure forgiven; life cascading from HIS throne
Eye paused and still considered life
Eye have my everYdaY JESUS.
A Prose Poem bye CharlaX.
I do not like sarcasm in humans
I believe it comes from a lack of self esteem
Trying to belittle and embarrass others
In anattempt to feel superior it would seem
Not a redeeming or kind quality
Saying goes ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’
I tend to think sarcastic humans suffer with constipation
Thus, they are full of sh.t!
How strange is laughter?
It comes in so many forms, but really it's joy that we are after.
Laughter can make you cry,
It can make you hurt,
You can laugh really hard or give a chuckle so soft.
Laughter can embarrass you, well perhaps not you but me,
When I laugh really hard I do just a little pee.
But one thing that is sure,
You feel happy and you just want more.
.
my visage heats
unto mine embarrass
why me
she raised two digits
and in sink with her
lips
blew me the salacious kiss
winked
removed my pint
guiding mine
to the
exit sign
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If you're out on the town
Your date gives you a frown
'Cuz you smiled at the fellow
But your teeth were all yellow
Don't you wait one more night
Go and grab some "Crest Whites"
Makes your teeth white and clean
So your smile can be seen
Don't embarrass yourself
It's now on the store shelf
Get a smile that's brand new
And your date will thank you
May 25,2015
The time,
urge control
in the passage
that touch us,
what we are
than we were
yesterday...
It's up to us
watch today with
eyes of
tomorrow,
deconstruct
measures
undone yesterday
at what
afflicts us
in what us
embarrass ...!
Friends
We met a while back.
You made me laugh.
It had been a long time,
since I had done that.
You like tea and not coffee.
You like toast, no bagel.
You smile when I say "cheese".
Hugs, hugs, hugs.
You never tell me I stink.
You never tell me, I am too loud.
You never say I embarrass you.
You. All, of you!
Where have you been?
Why were you lost?
I have found you?
No.
God knew I needed…
You.
If I was gifted meant to be,
drift o'er the waves a shining sea,
shift the limbs and branched canopies,
sift the brambles edged a lea.
Might this time be of arrogance?
Contrite that plagues inheritance,
red light districts embarrass us,
whites of stars shift in defiance.
Be content in doing nothing,
A prudent soul would try to sing,
The student aimed degree missing,
Impudent tongue when found will swing.
Time is a human restriction
Brought about to embarrass
Those who really don’t care
To be anywhere particular
At any particular moment
Within any particular realm
Of the universe. It means
You won’t get paid as much,
Can’t have as much fun
And have to go places you
Don’t feel the need to, all
for the sake of an abstract constraint
put upon this Earth
by someone who felt the need
to brag that he was/is/forever shall be
on time.