Short Embarrass Poems

Cupid’s bow broken
	consults with Easter bunny
		love – egg on its face...

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Do not embarrass
Your spouse when you're fighting
When cool, get along....

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Kamala Harris,
Is sure to embarrass.
Vice-President is she,
When asked tough questions, giggles nervously....

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Never underestimate the power of a three-year-old to embarrass a roomful of adults!...

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   Paralysis of the esophagus
     when occasioned by asparagus
 
   Can be frighteningly perilous
     and even worse, embarrass us
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I first learned to dance when I was four
But my kids won't let me do it no more
They say I look like a perv
The way I wiggle a swerve
They say I even embarrass the floor...

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The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle...

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The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is to cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle...

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Going back to see some old friends of mine
Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine
Miss them a big bunch
Will be happy as punch
Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine...

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Going back to see some old friends of mine
Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine
Miss them a big bunch
Will be happy as punch
Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine...

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Big Blunder Down Under

Trump several times pulled big blunder;
Even insulted leader who was down under;
When he fell off terrace,
Us then did embarrass;
Never enlightened with all of his thunder.

Jim Horn...

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You are a total leech 
sucking what is good for you;
Plagued with pitiful speech 
always mumbled and garbled;
Never had a far enough reach,
you embarrass yourself;
Thieves always hide what’s true,
little did you see I am made of bleach....

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I visit museums when in Paris
One tourist had got a huge ‘arris’
It took her quite a while
To squeeze through a turnstile
A diet plan could dis-embarrass


Inspired by the Queen song

Been to Paris once - I doubt I would return

10/30/20/...

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One is blue, the other green
  You're no adult; you're a teen
Even worse is black and white
  Do you ever use a light

Stripes on one sock; hearts another
  I guess a blind man was your mother
You embarrass me, your patient wife ~
  Now where'd I put that butcher's knife......

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it takes courage to have a brain and a heart and not be ruled by either.

alas, the antics of the anointed would embarrass the flying monkeys.

a political expose...."PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE BEHIND THE CURTAIN"

put the witch in six inch red heels and we'll all be flying monkeys...

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My love
        My life
  My dearest wife
     it's you i want
    it's you i crave.
   its you who all i want 
to see at the end of each
               day. 
my heart beats for your 
          embarrass , 
   i couldn't carry on life
 with out you there's just 
               no way...

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Shake out the trembles that restrain you
Walk upright in a downward glanced world

Shake the hand that refuses you

Smile at the demons that control you
Relive the moments that embarrass you 

Grovel in the sand that grates you
Reach out to enemies that flog you

Live

            Live


01/16/12
© All Rights Reserved...

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She’s a flying lioness
can comb phone calls
as hair-comb, combs hair
searching for broken hair
and parasites in hiding

The moment she gets
traces of unknown calls
suspicions she develops
she flies there as lioness
to chop ribs of the callers
with her metallic tongue
to protect her relationship
and embarrass the fiance...

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Jesus EverdaY
Fruit not even ripened yet still green so it will last
Meat, already cooked so eye is not embarrass
Health, the center of my body, so uncertain, and yet it works
Love in heart so pure forgiven; life cascading from HIS throne
Eye paused and still considered life
Eye have my everYdaY JESUS. 


A Prose Poem bye CharlaX....

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I do not like sarcasm in humans
I believe it comes from a lack of self esteem
Trying to belittle and embarrass others 
In anattempt to feel superior it would seem

Not a redeeming or kind quality 
Saying goes ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’
I tend to think sarcastic humans suffer with constipation
Thus, they are full of sh.t!
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We must clear the signs
If visitors come.
The instructions on how to 
Wipe and clean.
It is for shame, to not
Embarrass him. 
Signs encouraging growth and how to
Self-sustain.
What do they think of 
My old cracking bathroom? 
If they knew the battles fought here, the messes made!
At least the dog can still be washed here. 
So that’s one less mess to leave behind.
...

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How strange is laughter?
It comes in so many forms, but really it's joy that we are after.

Laughter can make you cry,
It can make you hurt,
You can laugh really hard or give a chuckle so soft.

Laughter can embarrass you, well perhaps not you but me,
When I laugh really hard I do just a little pee.

But one thing that is sure,
You feel happy and you just want more....

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.

             my visage heats
         unto mine embarrass

                   why me

         she raised two digits
          and in sink with her
                      lips
     blew me the salacious kiss
                   winked
            removed my pint
               guiding mine
                    to the 
                  exit sign



*) 


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If you're out on the town
Your date gives you a frown
'Cuz you smiled at the fellow
But your teeth were all yellow

Don't you wait one more night
Go and grab some "Crest Whites"
Makes your teeth white and clean
So your smile can be seen

Don't embarrass yourself
It's now on the store shelf
Get a smile that's brand new
And your date will thank you




May 25,2015...

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The time,
          urge control
          in the passage
          that touch us,
          what we are
          than we were
          yesterday...
          It's up to us
          watch today with
          eyes of
          tomorrow,
          deconstruct
          measures
          undone yesterday 
          at what
          afflicts us
          in what us
          embarrass ...!...

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