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I visit museums when in Paris One tourist had got a huge ‘arris’ It took her quite a while To squeeze through a turnstile A diet plan could dis-embarrass Inspired by the Queen song Been to Paris once - I doubt I would return 10/30/20
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Date: 11/3/2020 12:36:00 PM
LOL, love picturing this as Sharon Prat in France : )
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Date: 11/3/2020 3:34:00 AM
maybe she was just big boned. Great poem Jan
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Date: 11/1/2020 10:40:00 AM
Great wordsmithing!
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Date: 11/1/2020 10:34:00 AM
Haha, you made my day - you do have the poetic knack of putting a fun poem together. Loved it. Hugs and blessings. Jennifer.
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Date: 11/1/2020 7:52:00 AM
Love it, Jan!
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Date: 10/31/2020 5:40:00 PM
G’day Jan … no prizes for picking a Jan Allison limerick. Blokes would never dare use some of the topics you do Jan - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay
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Date: 10/31/2020 3:57:00 PM
This is so tasteful Kim. Snicker Snicker
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Date: 10/31/2020 1:29:00 PM
I was stuck behind her (no pun intended)! I have walked from one end of Paris to the other in all four directions and ALWAYS found interesting things along the way, e.g., I am not a pet lover, but there are buildings where the cornerstone is a pet fountain . . . ..Aloha! Rico
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Date: 10/31/2020 1:01:00 PM
LOL Jan. Quite a write! Linda
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Date: 10/31/2020 7:08:00 AM
Loved the "arris" Jan ! I needed a chuckle this morning. Hope you have been well xxoo
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:30:00 PM
so lovely to see you back Mike, you have been missed:-) :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/31/2020 2:01:00 AM
Paris is expensive, but I loved it. As for your limerick: 'twas fun. ~~
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:30:00 PM
I am not a great fan, glad you enjoyed it though Victor:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 7:41:00 PM
Haha, love it Jan...
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:27:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 6:36:00 PM
Once again you bring a big smile with your humourous limericks, Jan. Loved the word "dis-embarass". Hugs ~ John
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:27:00 PM
thanks John need a little poetic licence with some of the rhymes lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 3:18:00 PM
... I feel sorry for them, Jan ... (some have to book three seats on a plane ... it's awful) - But a comical situation - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:24:00 PM
I experienced having to sit next to a rather large person when we went to Florida - put me off flying long haul being squashed and uncomfortable for a long time:-(... hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 3:08:00 PM
Lol! Jan, This is hilarious. You do the limerick form justice! Good song by Queen as well. Your humor is like a breath of fresh air. Have a wonderful day and weekend my friend:-) Alexis Soupmail
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:22:00 PM
thanks Alexis i was lucky enough to see Queen in concert at their final gig at Knebworth Park:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 3:04:00 PM
Great lim, Jan, and I love GREAT lims! Looks like the gal trying to go thru the gate has a serious case of Dunlops Disease. Her gut done "lopped" over her belt!!! Bob H
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:21:00 PM
lol you should do a poem about that lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 2:59:00 PM
Love the Queen song and your limerick, Jan! Indeed, a diet would help resolve the problem. Tee hee! But I wouldn't want to be the one to tell her that. Fun limerick, Jan. Maybe I should rethink my desire to see Paris too... Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:20:00 PM
we went many years ago i am not a fan of france for many reasons:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 2:28:00 PM
Sounds like a severe case of lockdown lubber lol. Tom
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Date: 10/30/2020 2:50:00 PM
I think a lot of folk are struggling with keeping fit during lock down - was so lucky to get an exercise bike at a boot sale when lock down ended here and we got a home gym for son at a bargain price - its taken over the garage but he loves it - early birthday and christmas present:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 2:21:00 PM
A very neat limerick Jan, sounds the kind of girl who wouldn't do the suspension system on your car a whole lot of good. We are never too old to learn something new, dis-embarrass is a real zinger which I will bear in mind next time I have a game of Scrabble. Best wishes - Bill
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Date: 10/30/2020 2:23:00 PM
lets hope it was on a triple word score Bill, I've learned lots of new words since i started to write:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/30/2020 2:16:00 PM
I love this Queen song - great limerick! :) (Great to work out tune)
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Date: 10/30/2020 2:23:00 PM
thanks Georgette:-) hugs jan xx