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Fat Bottomed Girls

I visit museums when in Paris
One tourist had got a huge ‘arris’
It took her quite a while
To squeeze through a turnstile
A diet plan could dis-embarrass


Inspired by the Queen song

Been to Paris once - I doubt I would return

10/30/20/

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Jack Horne

November 3, 2020 at 12:36 PM

LOL, love picturing this as Sharon Prat in France : )

Mark Koplin

November 3, 2020 at 3:34 AM

maybe she was just big boned. Great poem Jan

Kim Rodrigues

November 1, 2020 at 10:40 AM

Great wordsmithing!

Jennifer Proxenos

November 1, 2020 at 10:34 AM

Haha, you made my day - you do have the poetic knack of putting a fun poem together. Loved it. Hugs and blessings. Jennifer.

Andrea Dietrich

November 1, 2020 at 7:52 AM

Love it, Jan!

Lindsay Laurie

October 31, 2020 at 5:40 PM

G’day Jan … no prizes for picking a Jan Allison limerick. Blokes would never dare use some of the topics you do Jan - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

October 31, 2020 at 3:57 PM

This is so tasteful Kim. Snicker Snicker

Rico Leffanta

October 31, 2020 at 1:29 PM

I was stuck behind her (no pun intended)! I have walked from one end of Paris to the other in all four directions and ALWAYS found interesting things along the way, e.g., I am not a pet lover, but there are buildings where the cornerstone is a pet fountain . . . ..Aloha! Rico

Linda Alice Fowler

October 31, 2020 at 1:01 PM

LOL Jan. Quite a write! Linda

Mike Gentile

October 31, 2020 at 7:08 AM

Loved the "arris" Jan ! I needed a chuckle this morning. Hope you have been well xxoo

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:30 PM

so lovely to see you back Mike, you have been missed:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

October 31, 2020 at 2:01 AM

Paris is expensive, but I loved it. As for your limerick: 'twas fun. ~~

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:30 PM

I am not a great fan, glad you enjoyed it though Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

October 30, 2020 at 7:41 PM

Haha, love it Jan...

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:27 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

October 30, 2020 at 6:36 PM

Once again you bring a big smile with your humourous limericks, Jan. Loved the word "dis-embarass". Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:27 PM

thanks John need a little poetic licence with some of the rhymes lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

October 30, 2020 at 3:18 PM

... I feel sorry for them, Jan ... (some have to book three seats on a plane ... it's awful) - But a comical situation - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:24 PM

I experienced having to sit next to a rather large person when we went to Florida - put me off flying long haul being squashed and uncomfortable for a long time:-(... hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

October 30, 2020 at 3:08 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious. You do the limerick form justice! Good song by Queen as well. Your humor is like a breath of fresh air. Have a wonderful day and weekend my friend:-) Alexis Soupmail

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:22 PM

thanks Alexis i was lucky enough to see Queen in concert at their final gig at Knebworth Park:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

October 30, 2020 at 3:04 PM

Great lim, Jan, and I love GREAT lims! Looks like the gal trying to go thru the gate has a serious case of Dunlops Disease. Her gut done "lopped" over her belt!!! Bob H

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:21 PM

lol you should do a poem about that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

October 30, 2020 at 2:59 PM

Love the Queen song and your limerick, Jan! Indeed, a diet would help resolve the problem. Tee hee! But I wouldn't want to be the one to tell her that. Fun limerick, Jan. Maybe I should rethink my desire to see Paris too... Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

November 3, 2020 at 1:20 PM

we went many years ago i am not a fan of france for many reasons:-( hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

October 30, 2020 at 2:28 PM

Sounds like a severe case of lockdown lubber lol. Tom

Jan Allison

October 30, 2020 at 2:50 PM

I think a lot of folk are struggling with keeping fit during lock down - was so lucky to get an exercise bike at a boot sale when lock down ended here and we got a home gym for son at a bargain price - its taken over the garage but he loves it - early birthday and christmas present:-) hugs jan xx

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