Short Ecologists Poems

The world is a factory farm
And no one can save nature's charm
The harm from this binge
Makes ecologists cringe
And stinks like a raw underarm

Author's note: Let the games begin and hold your nose.  The scale of exploitation is unparalleled in human history.  But don't worry because more industry and technology will save us....

Read More

Nature’s beauty gives way to many scientificologists.
The ecosystem expert are our parasitic ecologists. 
A baby deer might get corn from wildlife biologists.
Tree studiers are foresters, but why not forestologists?

Limnologists use a special car on water to study lakes.
Meteorologists study and predict weather for all our sakes.
The ones with whom I have the most in common are archeologists.
My second choice would be the dinosaur bone experts, the paleontologists....

Read More