Short Eck Poems

There Once Was a Lady Skydiver
Who Jumped Right Out Of a Glider
She Said Flippin 'eck
I've Broken My Kneck
And Now She Can See Right Behind Her...

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H  eck yeah, I be PROUD to one a dose!
I  nbred? Lemme think (Who da HELL knows?)
C  ountry to the core and reapin what I hoe
K  ickin ass, takin names (Wantin sum mo?)...

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PARDON ME
"after years of damning poetry, I look forward to my pardon"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

"Donald, Donald . . . O' eck, to late he's gone . . . Joe, Joe, Joe" . . . : /...

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Some-times'
   The evolution
Of a man can'
Be extra ordinary
         -Or-
Eck out for the extreme
Since the beginning'
Of time,
Since the reenact
Is warranted of
Circumstance even
Thoughm
He may pay
         Omage to
   Silence

GF...

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C-ommitting an evil act
A-gainst the Father Almighty
R-everses the Lord's blessing
I-nto a curse of misery.
S-tay away from sin, 
S-o you'll be free of trouble; 
A-lbatross around your neck will surely hurt your soul.

M-ake your life victorious
A-gainst any iniquity; 
E-arly twenty-fourth of July, you will win over the enemy.

B-ad situation or problem
A-ims to beat the elect; 
C-all on God to take away
A-lbatross around your
N-eck....

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So radiant in yellow gold hue
Under a bright afternoon sunshine
Neck turning slowly to directly
Follow and kiss the sun;
Loveliest of flowers, a symbol
Of optimism and happiness 
Welcoming all with such glee 
Even on saturnine days. Ever so...
Resplendent...that's why I love thee!


Date written: 06/18/2021...

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Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.

He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded me a shillin.
If tha wants that extra tanna lad,
Them bags o stiks want fillin.

A BOB and a shilling were the same value
Equivalent to 5 new pence(12 old penny's)
A tanner was 2 1/2 new pence(6 old penny's)

25/6/2022...

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