Short Eater Poems

Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater,
I wish I never heard of meter....

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Michigan’s pet, like European’s glutton, a fleshy meat eater...

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Sneak, coward, eater.
To you, ravenous creeper
know this: He Is Mine....

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son's hands tremble fierce 
all gas going to burn it up 
needs to find rhythm...

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As a fishless fish eater
Can someone tell me,
Is eating an oyster
Like gulping a big bogie?...

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Something eaten
to fool the stomach
console the eater
that the world
is a kitchen
full of charity...

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Some deaths proffer life
Human hungry the store house,
Grave of many lives!

22.07.2020 Chattogram 


Note: Omnivorous Human...

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Little Dieter, pork pie eater,
Had a sow and couldn't feed her,
Ground her up with sweet potatoes
Eats the pies all night and dayo....

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Voracious eater
Courageously devours
Large quantities of
Oysters and snails
Drowning Them
Making no big deal of
His Edacious Manner...

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Violin shape on my little head
I’m a meat eater, Mr. Fred.
Come closer, guy.
Give me your eye.
I’m a brown recluse, and now you’re dead....

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A big meat eater in Tampa Bay
became a vegan for his fiancé
But his pug feels forsaken
with his bland tofu bacon
So he’s calling the S.P.C.A...

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Peter, Peter
    pumpkin eater
tried to lick the
    blender beater.
Why he did it,
    I can’t tell, for
he’s not speaking
    very well....

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Baby love, baby love
Wearing on his head a big glove
Baby love, baby love
Is a very sloppy eater
Baby love, baby love
And sometimes is neater...

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kansas black rat snake
foot longer than my garage door
where are you going

i name you blackie
glad you are a mouse eater
youre welcome to stay...

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heaviest lizard intimidates me
just how heavy can a giant beast be?
a curly buffalo eater
has gulped down brother Peter
Komodo dragon I now run from thee...

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There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss 
she's known as the great man-molester...

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from outside a nest of light
warm with steam and quilt
and slippers worn with steps;
a kitchen ship with dad crunching

when i think of this
i nearly say i miss you...

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There was a fire eater named Glinder
Who performed for a circus in Flinder.
He pushed the torch down far
Forgetting his hours at a bar. 
All that remains of Glinder is a cinder....

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Jill Johns was famous as a hot dog eater
Not a soul in the country could defeater.
But some didn’t go in her mouth
She diverted them to the south.
Now ex-fans dog her as a wiener cheater....

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When I sing I sound like prehistoric creature
Fending off attackers, defending each metre
A scary old fellow
As I screech and bellow
And on top of that I'm a ravenous eater...

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When I sing I sound like prehistoric creature
Fending off attackers, defending each metre
A scary old fellow
As I screech and bellow
So beware my friends I'm a ravenous eater...

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There once was a sweet little green pickle
Whose eater in his nose had a tickle --
  'Twas heard a mighty sneeze
  Which launched a howling breeze --
Turned that sweet pickle sour ~ so fickle...

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 I have gorged myself since I was young,
occupying the uppermost rung
of the swallowing clique,
and to stay thin and sleek
I exert my key muscle — the tongue....

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When I sing I sound like a prehistoric creature
Fending off attackers, defending each metre
A scary old fellow
As I screech and bellow
So beware my friends I'm a ravenous eater...

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Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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