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An Iowan Takes On a Nebraskan Beef Eater

I will have my steak gruesomely rare. Eating mine with Heinz 57 flare. I am from I-O-WAY I do not play. I can eat a cow, a horse and a mare. I am from Nebraska don’t you know? You Iowans can brag, and you can blow But here’s my rule You little fool I’ll eat whatever does not start to go.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 4/11/2022 7:28:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha! This is really hilarious, Caren! ~ Weak-stomached Illinoisan
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/11/2022 10:23:00 PM
Thank you. We are savage meat eaters in these midwestern states!
Date: 4/11/2022 6:12:00 PM
Hi! Caren, your poem was a "Hoot". "I'll eat whatever does not start to go". (LoL) Have a Blessed evening. Debra
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/11/2022 10:23:00 PM
Thank you Debra.
Date: 4/11/2022 5:27:00 PM
OK, just walk it in real slow....and a small salad.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/11/2022 10:24:00 PM
For me it is no salad. I had lots of them once upon a time.
Date: 4/11/2022 5:14:00 PM
Oh my! I like a little pink inside, but if it yells when I put a fork in it, it's not for me!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/11/2022 10:24:00 PM
I don't eat meat unless it has stopped mooing.
Date: 4/11/2022 3:25:00 PM
This was really fun to read and the title really drew me in!! So you like rare meat?I like it nearly burned!!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/11/2022 10:25:00 PM
I like mine burned to death; this was about another Iowan not me and apparently not you.

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