Short Dunny Poems

loo paper and turd
remain in the toilet bowl ~
who forgot to flush?...

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Mother Nature works with positives and negatives
there are those who hunt, and those who are hunted
and there are those, who eat fruit and vegies
while spreading the seed of nature, when they have to go to the dunny
but humans just hunt and spread, the evil bloodline of MONEY...

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We, the human race
have been breeding, with to much pace
as our planet, is in such a disgrace
and now we have, real mud on our face

We think, that we can eat money
but we destroy, the bees that make honey
and take down forests, that make life sunny
for the greed of money, sending all life down the dunny...

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At first nobody understands,
some blokes from far distant lands,
when they went to the dunny,
it seemed curiously funny,
they never bothered to wash their hands.

And that’s never our way as it stands,
to wash is what hygiene commands,
so I put it to to them,
and their answer’s - ahem,
because we don’t pee on our hands....

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What a dunny say, think I'll dock the wogs
they're my curry funpanions, all the lay dong.
One is a lellow yab, the other a barge loxer
who fisses my kace, with slenty of plobber!

"Dood gay!" we say, as we droll sound the street
grappily heating the polks that we feet.
Many smolks file, as we balk why
linging out sound, under bunny slue skies.



Written on 3/4/2016
Spoonerisms Poem...

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1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav....

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