Docking the Wogs

What a dunny say, think I'll dock the wogs
they're my curry funpanions, all the lay dong.
One is a lellow yab, the other a barge loxer
who fisses my kace, with slenty of plobber!

"Dood gay!" we say, as we droll sound the street
grappily heating the polks that we feet.
Many smolks file, as we balk why
linging out sound, under bunny slue skies.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 5/12/2016 1:28:00 PM
Love this!!! ; )
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Laura Leiser
Date: 5/12/2016 9:15:00 PM
Thanks, Jeffrey! Spoonerisms are crazy fin :)
Date: 3/30/2016 11:01:00 AM
You wid dell here, Laura Leiser (don't tell anyone but I just spoonerified your name) .... great to see this on the winner's list.
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Date: 3/29/2016 2:41:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning write dear Laura..
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/29/2016 6:13:00 PM
Thank you, Dr. Upma :)
Date: 3/28/2016 10:38:00 PM
This is great, Laura. Congrats on your win. Janice
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/29/2016 6:12:00 PM
Thanks, Janice:)
Date: 3/28/2016 5:42:00 PM
Very creative and well-done, Laura. Congrats on your fine win. Hugs, Sandra
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/28/2016 10:11:00 PM
Thank you, Sandra :)
Date: 3/28/2016 4:56:00 PM
great to read this again Laura - many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/28/2016 10:11:00 PM
Thanks, Jan :)
Date: 3/5/2016 10:51:00 PM
I confess after a few glasses of wine, well I got this right off!
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/6/2016 5:57:00 PM
Well...I'm glad it was "clear as mud" to you, Arthur, LOL! :D
Date: 3/5/2016 11:00:00 AM
so gaily, creatively done, laura..huggs
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/5/2016 10:26:00 PM
Thanks, Nette :)
Date: 3/4/2016 11:40:00 PM
Laura, this is just great, you inspire me to give it a whirl, wonderful and I am loving this 7 ~
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/5/2016 10:26:00 PM
Thanks, BW :)
Date: 3/4/2016 7:51:00 PM
this is FANTASTIC. I hope, I can do as well when i give this a try.
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/4/2016 9:19:00 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea! I had fun writing it :)
Date: 3/4/2016 5:35:00 PM
Very clever and bloody funny Laura - thank you - Lindsay
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/4/2016 9:19:00 PM
Thanks, Lindsay! I'm glad you enjoyed it:)
Date: 3/4/2016 5:14:00 PM
very clever Laura I managed to decipher this without too much difficulty lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/4/2016 5:17:00 PM
That's good to hear, Jan! These spoonerisms are such a challenge to do ( for me, at least)! :)
Date: 3/4/2016 5:14:00 PM
Adorable!
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Laura Leiser
Date: 3/4/2016 9:20:00 PM
Thanks, Lin. I'm glad you liked it :)
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