Short Docs Poems

a pair a docs said...
'to pair a phrase means
you are pair able...and
that pair amounts
to a pair a dime'


stan sand...

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I could tell that it was out of whack
the docs concern for me he didn't lack
after some sessions
he made a suggestion
saying don't worry I got your back!




10-28-17...

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Donald Insta’d and tweeted all the day through
The habit got worse and he knew what to do
At the docs he explained
But the doctor complained
Sorry, I'd help but I don’t follow you...

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I went to different places
                                Have no place to go
                                      Bringing these few docs
                      Think I should say go...

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At first
Got hurt

Bad knee
Let's see

Docs say
X-ray

No break
Drugs take

And then
Again

Game day
Will play

Home run
We won!

Fans say
Hurray!

What fun
All done...

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It's coming back, my rhyming technique
Almost broke down, kissed myself on the cheek
Twisted my neck
Off to emerg to check
Docs said, “don't do that, give your arm a peck”...

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My funny bone helps me enjoy my time on earth
The docs and nurses cracked up witnessing my birth
No extra talent
Just a bit unbalanced
So happy to possess this gene called “merry mirth”...

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My son went for a checkup, wound up in emerge
Docs were alerted, thought he might be on the verge
He's only fifty-two
Has a stressful job beaucoup
Tests proved negative but caution should be urged...

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Diplomas are not bogus.
But patients, be cautious.
Mistakes made in practice
Can cause future plight.
Okay.  Okay!  Some docs get it right.
Hurray for bright medical-insight!

© July 9, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen...

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A small bat was flying in my house
    circling over the bed.
With a pole and a boxing glove
    I struck it to the floor.
Rabies shots we would get
    while the docs cracked open it's head.

25-September-2021...

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Diagosed with Alzheimer's, sure the docs are wrong
Am alert as ever, in fact, pull up my own pretty thong
Drives the fillies crazy
In my mouth, there's a daisy
And a pretty pink bow tied to my ding dong...

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What April showers bring
Quite fortunately; many things
Flowers, allergies & docs
Birds bathing with their flock
Baby bugs & bees
Rebirth... On bare branches, now leaves
What April showers bring
Quite fortunately; many things...

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Diagnosed with Alzheimer's, the docs must be wrong
Am alert as ever, in fact, pull up my own pretty thongs
Drives the fillies crazy
In my mouth, there's a daisy
And a pretty pink bow tied to my enormous ding dong...

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Down at the station where the trains are meant to run
A fellow shoved his tickets up the station master's bum
The station master called the docs and said he was in pain
The clinic said no doctors here... They all come in by train....

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Joe and Ann liked to play docs and nurses
When their kids all came home there were curses
Well the problem you see
Is they're both ninety three
And both not quite ready for their hearses...



Written on  24th August 2021...

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It has been diagnosed by all the leading “hugs” docs
That a hug a day makes us live an extra year by the clock
But only certain kinds, it's hard to believe
Gonna really try em all before I leave
Extra squeezie ones, however, are known to cause death in Bangkok...

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Persuasão

Quando as pessoas estão persuadidas
elas não olham para quem fez a persuasão
elas não se olham; 
elas olham nas mesmas direções. 

Persuasão é amor.

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My body builds up too much iron;
My wife’s blood, not enough.
We tired of going to all those docs;
At night, we just hook up.


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*A fairly common (1:200) condition known as hemochromatosis results in iron being stored in various organs, including the liver. Undetected, it can cause serious health issues, but it is readily treatable....

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Upon my knee, you sat.
For valid vaccinations.
I cried, in this zoo.

Days when I believed,
Docs could cure just anything.
Really stupid was I.

Narcotics, a big thing.
Taken for almost anything.
Sad,many hooked big time.

Booze drinking heaven now.
Mix both, to die more quickly.
Does anyone care?

               1/11/2021
                7pm...PST

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Wife is helping her husband fill out the forms for labs.
It says doctor’s name she tells him.
I can read! He snaps.
So put it down, she says.
I don’t know the doctor’s name.
Davis, says she.
Then she leans in closer.
Put no there. Put yes there, check that box. Your blood type is B.
Where do I put that? He asks.
I feel sorry for his wife who has now also become his mother....

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Just got back,
And a sight to see,
The hospital doc,
Had his fun with me...
Seventeen stitches
were applied,
Of course it's true,
I've never lied...

The unfortunate thing,
It was on my face,
Not that it wasn't already...
A terrible disgrace...
I guess those docs wished
to put me in my place...

Might as well head
back home down south..
Because they did their sewing
on my mouth!!!...

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Night scribbly 
Stupid head 
Blind Anformation Um. Not Blind. Yes. 
Thought process - Man? 
Banana Mouth sail boat. w in this googet dinosaur. PacMan. Lizard. 
I saw a man Crab. woman chatting of an Now I understand why 
sipping wire. A' these artists are so some ominous hunchback crazy - They're trying lady but ??? What does to make sense of I 
the nonsensically, there are no answers!! 
it mean?!!...

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Seas sway in sync
Trees tremble together
As grass grows greatly
I stare straight at her.

While water whips the rocks
Sand sparkles in the sun
Branches brush against bark
As I think 'She's the one.'

I pack my things to go
As I travel to the docs
Imagining the waves and trees
And brushing through her locks.

My mind makes up fantasies
Of grass and sparkling sand
As the ship sails slowly
I said 'Hello' to the end....

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My phone a private gadget
Sweetheart-
My dress a private garment
Sweetheart-
My weave a private attire
Sweetheart-
My Sop a private program

My roam private trekking
Dear-
My wallet a poach in heart
Lover-
My calls meetings in camera
Baby-
My texts unpublished docs

My utmost toast -
All of this belongs to you
Except what I've said not
This wrist dear you for
This private your public lot
Sweetheart-
I love you  a lot...

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Hold the door open
Pull out your chair
Give you my jacket
Comb your brown hair
Cook you a banquet
Play you a song 
Listen when speaking
Offer my arm

Wrap you in afghan
Slippers on feet
Make you fresh coffee
Talk to you sweet
Write you a poem
Hug you when sad 
Warm up your car
Set up iPad

Help you choose music
Edit your docs
Crosswords together
Aran wool socks
Let you control
Think the world of
Respect your decisions
Quietly love...

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