Short Dirty Tricks Poems

Dirty hands and dirty hearts,
Dirty tricks and poison darts, 
All stripped down and used for parts. 
On the edge is where life starts....

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Fiddle D. Dee and Fiddle Sticks
Were gardening among the pricks
One planted seeds 
As one pulled weeds
And many other dirty tricks...

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Republicans have a grand cause:
Exonerate all of Trump's flaws
But voters said, "Nix!"
To Trump's dirty tricks
By rejecting his Doctor Oz!...

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Bobby Stokes pined to be a politician.
He was bright, idealistic, full of ambition.
But in office he forgot
what he clearly should have not.
Incumbents heed a dirty tricks tradition....

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A FUNNY EPITAPH

'Neath this soil lies Uncle Roy
Dirty tricks were his great joy
His dying words were not a trick
He said, "I told you all that I was sick"

15 September 2018
For the contest sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Filthy filthy
Foolish flake thieves
Dirty tricks up their sleeves
Hurting good people and destroying our earth-
Their very essence has no worth.

The duds of humanity
The ickness of vanity.
The mere mad misers-
The filthy filthy
Colonizers !...

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Let this be a reminder of 
How you pounded your incestuous breath
On my lips
Hands clinched to my hips
As you force fed me 
Your spoiled milk
Scared from the threats you made
I played possum
As you played your dirty tricks on me
I forgive you
But Karma is a *****!...

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Campaigning must be very laborious 
For democrat Hilary Clintorious 
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!


May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!

Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'

1st August 2016...

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With lips dipped in honey
You attract helpless flies
And ambitions much like money
You spit your sweetened lies

Your tongue coated in chocolate 
And fingers finely fixed
You try conquering the world
By playing your dirty tricks

Those eyes cuddled by hate 
Stare me down from hill to plain 
With your apple of discord
You try but in vain
But when you stop, it shall rain...

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Politics is a mutual confrontation
To gain status, power and influence
Is not that simple
Sometimes out of logics
No sympathy
Only politicking
No discussion
Only debate
No laws
Only conspiracy 
No truth
Only absurd and fantastic ideas
No promises
Only proposals
With comical speech
A brilliant orator
With bribery
Some dirty tricks  
All are to win
And he who wins 
Is always to be admired...

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I can just imagine teasing you,
Stripping you, undressing me,
Biting necks and trailing lips,
Taking breath, and making quick.

Whispers closer drawing you,
Stealing you, right under me,
Harder looks and moving hips,
Tremored sighs, and dirty tricks.

I can just imagine loving you,
Gripping you, caressing me,
Holding fast and letting go,
Taking breath, and making slow;

As I lie,
Wishing you were with me....

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When you try to control
You're mind becomes a stall
Waiting for people 
You look towards betrayel
When your eyes are marginal

You want them to listen
Listen to accept only you
Need them to do whatever you
 Need to do

For your own sake
Throw control in the lake
You do not know the taste 
When people realise

Dirty tricks won't work
Your mind can't think
You will only blink
And see what's left
Control is a theft...

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The genesis of a hundred-mile odyssey
A happy little caravan of running crows
Everything is alive, sky wind, even the stones
Hearts taping time, glittering with hope 
Morning comes the murder has thinned
Smiles replaced by blood blister and grit
The flesh is battered, bitten and minced
The mind has played a million dirty tricks
The odyssey has demanded its toll once again

Finish line, just beyond the shimmering glade
where a jingle of tears and medals await....

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Standing knee deep in water 
invoking the sun god 
going upward phenomenally.

I was learning to forget 
the edicts of a fake lord.
Would not recognize-

the dirty tricks of a godman 
in the garb of a hermaphrodite.
One day he was ... 

One day he was not. The wild 
czar was pounding his chest.
A snow-capped moon was- 

going down unseen in the
blue lake of words. There 
was three dimensional appearance

but no deliverance for
the poor speech in distress.


Satish Verma...

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