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Dirty Tricks Campaign

Campaigning must be very laborious 
For democrat Hilary Clintorious 
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!


May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!

Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'

1st August 2016

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Stephen Pennell Date: 8/4/2016 7:09:00 AM deffo dont want trump (upsets the call centre) when I do . or the american politian come to that Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2016 8:25:00 AM they have a tough choice to make on election day Stephen - so glad I don't have to vote in this election!:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Pettit Date: 8/3/2016 6:53:00 PM Reminds me of the lyrics to "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel. "...either way you look at this, you lose." Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2016 6:54:00 PM So true Robert:-) thanks for dropping by I do appreciate your support its lovely to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven Date: 8/3/2016 3:29:00 PM Hi Jan, thought i would look in on a limerick this time round, needed a bit of a giggle. Well you did pick something funny to write a limerick on. Two numpties wanting the same job. I see it as whoever becomes president it could end up a no win for America. The whole thing has been a bit of a joke so far, good material for limericks i would say. I am not even going to mention that word we all seem to like so much. I did get my laugh. A seven from me Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2016 4:09:00 PM Thanks Mike credit has to go to Duke Beaufort without his hillarious Clintorious line I would have never written this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 8/3/2016 2:20:00 AM There is no going back now! A choice has to be made. I am sure that Hillary's trump card is called Donald, unless she loses on trumped up charges! Thanks for the laugh...hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2016 4:08:00 PM LOL Paul - time for change I guess ... but not all change is for the best:-( hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid Date: 7/31/2016 7:30:00 PM excellent pen jan passing you a warm smile i would vote for neither being honest in what i have read up on wishing you a blessed week dear friend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2016 3:04:00 AM Thanks Liam:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/31/2016 5:41:00 PM haha. Love Duke's name for Hillary. You got it right though, God's help is sorely needed. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 6:41:00 PM Duke called her Hillarious Clintorious but the syllables were too much for me to deal with so I made her Hillary lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/31/2016 3:44:00 PM I'm always been on Hillary's side. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 6:39:00 PM Thanks Eve:-) I do reckon it will be a close run thing:-(hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 7/31/2016 3:42:00 PM Love the second line!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 3:44:00 PM I love the Clintorious line lol used with Duke Beaufort's permission - i simply couldn't resist a word like that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 7/31/2016 1:17:00 PM A 7 for sure, Jan! I wish I could feel excited about voting. A recent report states that, in both cases, people are voting for one just to avoid the other. Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 1:20:00 PM I can imagine what a tough choice it is Janice - am so glad I don't have to vote !:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/31/2016 1:05:00 PM Hi Jan, Lol! You have a great sense of humor. I'm staying away from political writes. But you my friend do them well:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 1:20:00 PM I keep away from politics if I can... but I was inspired by the phrase in Duke's poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 7/30/2016 8:20:00 PM I love 'clintorious' so so so clever - the entire limerick is excellent. Are our embarrassing politics on English TV much? CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2016 4:34:00 AM I loved that word too CayCay so asked Duke if I could use it lol:-) I try to steer away of politics - in the UK they have a new female Prime Minister as David Cameron resigned after the Brexit vote went against what he hoped. We all have very troubled times ahead:-( I see snippets of the US elections on the TV... but trun off lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 7/30/2016 7:22:00 PM Great limerick Jan. I'm not even going to start with my opinion because there just isn't enough room. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2016 7:49:00 PM LOL Daniel - I've posted 3 trump limericks recently thought I better write about hilary too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Laura Leiser Date: 7/30/2016 7:11:00 PM Good one, Jan! You have a great sense of humor :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2016 7:13:00 PM Thanks Laura - if I hadn't read Duke's line I would never have written the poem :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 7/30/2016 7:02:00 PM I was wondering the same thing, Jan... lol... I just seen the funniest attack on trump today. Hillary knows how to play the scratching game. So cool Jan. Skat Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2016 7:03:00 PM LOL - I have to say Skat its great material for my limericks - I have posted 3 about Trump so far so thought I bettter do a Hillary one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts Date: 7/30/2016 6:45:00 PM hah these two might do well here would surely fit in with some....Loved it...Seren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2016 6:47:00 PM LOL Thanks Seren - gee if we think the UK is in a bad way .... what a worrying world we live in :-( hugs jan xx