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Dirty Tricks Campaign

Campaigning must be very laborious 
For democrat Hilary Clintorious 
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!


May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!

Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'

1st August 2016

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Stephen Pennell

August 4, 2016 at 7:09 AM

deffo dont want trump (upsets the call centre) when I do . or the american politian come to that

Jan Allison

August 4, 2016 at 8:25 AM

they have a tough choice to make on election day Stephen - so glad I don't have to vote in this election!:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Pettit

August 3, 2016 at 6:53 PM

Reminds me of the lyrics to "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel. "...either way you look at this, you lose."

Jan Allison

August 3, 2016 at 6:54 PM

So true Robert:-) thanks for dropping by I do appreciate your support its lovely to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

August 3, 2016 at 3:29 PM

Hi Jan, thought i would look in on a limerick this time round, needed a bit of a giggle. Well you did pick something funny to write a limerick on. Two numpties wanting the same job. I see it as whoever becomes president it could end up a no win for America. The whole thing has been a bit of a joke so far, good material for limericks i would say. I am not even going to mention that word we all seem to like so much. I did get my laugh. A seven from me Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison

August 3, 2016 at 4:09 PM

Thanks Mike credit has to go to Duke Beaufort without his hillarious Clintorious line I would have never written this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

August 3, 2016 at 2:20 AM

There is no going back now! A choice has to be made. I am sure that Hillary's trump card is called Donald, unless she loses on trumped up charges! Thanks for the laugh...hugs // paul

Jan Allison

August 3, 2016 at 4:08 PM

LOL Paul - time for change I guess ... but not all change is for the best:-( hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid

July 31, 2016 at 7:30 PM

excellent pen jan passing you a warm smile i would vote for neither being honest in what i have read up on wishing you a blessed week dear friend

Jan Allison

August 1, 2016 at 3:04 AM

Thanks Liam:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 31, 2016 at 5:41 PM

haha. Love Duke's name for Hillary. You got it right though, God's help is sorely needed.

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 6:41 PM

Duke called her Hillarious Clintorious but the syllables were too much for me to deal with so I made her Hillary lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

July 31, 2016 at 3:44 PM

I'm always been on Hillary's side.

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 6:39 PM

Thanks Eve:-) I do reckon it will be a close run thing:-(hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

July 31, 2016 at 3:42 PM

Love the second line!!!!

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 3:44 PM

I love the Clintorious line lol used with Duke Beaufort's permission - i simply couldn't resist a word like that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

July 31, 2016 at 1:17 PM

A 7 for sure, Jan! I wish I could feel excited about voting. A recent report states that, in both cases, people are voting for one just to avoid the other. Janice

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 1:20 PM

I can imagine what a tough choice it is Janice - am so glad I don't have to vote !:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

July 31, 2016 at 1:05 PM

Hi Jan, Lol! You have a great sense of humor. I'm staying away from political writes. But you my friend do them well:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 1:20 PM

I keep away from politics if I can... but I was inspired by the phrase in Duke's poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Godwin

July 30, 2016 at 8:20 PM

I love 'clintorious' so so so clever - the entire limerick is excellent. Are our embarrassing politics on English TV much? CayCay

Jan Allison

July 31, 2016 at 4:34 AM

I loved that word too CayCay so asked Duke if I could use it lol:-) I try to steer away of politics - in the UK they have a new female Prime Minister as David Cameron resigned after the Brexit vote went against what he hoped. We all have very troubled times ahead:-( I see snippets of the US elections on the TV... but trun off lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

July 30, 2016 at 7:22 PM

Great limerick Jan. I'm not even going to start with my opinion because there just isn't enough room.

Jan Allison

July 30, 2016 at 7:49 PM

LOL Daniel - I've posted 3 trump limericks recently thought I better write about hilary too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Laura Leiser

July 30, 2016 at 7:11 PM

Good one, Jan! You have a great sense of humor :)

Jan Allison

July 30, 2016 at 7:13 PM

Thanks Laura - if I hadn't read Duke's line I would never have written the poem :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

July 30, 2016 at 7:02 PM

I was wondering the same thing, Jan... lol... I just seen the funniest attack on trump today. Hillary knows how to play the scratching game. So cool Jan. Skat

Jan Allison

July 30, 2016 at 7:03 PM

LOL - I have to say Skat its great material for my limericks - I have posted 3 about Trump so far so thought I bettter do a Hillary one lol:-) hugs Jan xx