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Look, Mom - No Cavities

Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
   Dental filling materials all sold
     Beware of bargains
     From them you should run
   If teeth in your mouth you want to behold

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Regina Elliott

October 28, 2023 at 3:52 PM

Great dental limerick, Gershon. I just wrote a serious dental poem the other day. You have such a good writing range, some humorous, some more somber. ~

Gershon Wolf

October 28, 2023 at 7:56 PM

So kind of you, Regina. Actually, I'm quite 'home' on the range. ~ Alto-Bass Keyes

Marikate Kingston

October 17, 2023 at 7:49 PM

I think my dentist needs a new boat when looking at the cost of my crown! Cute limerick Gershon. :)

Gershon Wolf

October 28, 2023 at 8:01 PM

Sounds like he needs the Love Boat for a trip to Fantasy Island or something, Marikate.

David Fisher

October 1, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Your limerick is real filling. Good one, indeed.

Gershon Wolf

October 1, 2023 at 8:11 PM

I've extracted maximum pleasure from your clever comment, David. Thanks, gw

Anne E Sangster - K

October 1, 2023 at 6:23 AM

So true Gershon, and sugar is another we need to run from. :-)

Gershon Wolf

October 1, 2023 at 8:15 PM

Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar in the summertime... Used to be a song. Oh, well...

Michael Tor

September 30, 2023 at 10:13 PM

Porcelain I like Gershon...

Kim Rodrigues

September 29, 2023 at 12:59 PM

Pangie, I feel your pain since I’ve been dealing with the dentist lately. Gershon, the dentist made me cry. A shot to the top, then the bottom, then stab stab stab and my eye leaked as I said owww..

Panagiota Romios

September 29, 2023 at 11:14 AM

Oh, you bring back bad memories. I hated the dentist as a kid and I still do.. I almost kicked my dentist out of the window It was right behind him, and he hurt me and I put both feet to his stomach. It had no screen. It was a wide window, and he almost fell out on Milwaukee Avenue.. I got my first spanking after that. Ouch! I wasn’t a snot but he hurt me. Thanks for the memory, as this song goes. Pangie xx

Gershon Wolf

October 1, 2023 at 8:10 PM

Heh-heh. Pretty funny. My first extraction - the old string tied to the doorknob trick. I blacked out... I LOVE my dentist now. One of my best friends. Times have changed for the better! :) gw

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