Short Damn Poems
Short Damn Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Damn by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Damn by length and keyword.
Damn the strangers who judge a book without even holding its cover, even for once.
January 28, 2024, PST, SPC
Damn is it hot
I raised my arm
to adjust the cursor
three flies lay stunned
on the keyboard.
John G, Lawless
©7/30/2019
The little crickets
Crawlin' around in the field,
That's their world, man.
That's their planet Earth.
I hope they enjoy it.
Damn
Dam -
it was
supposed to last
one hundred years.
Damn!
10/8/2016
submitted to – Lanterne Frenzy – Poetry Contest
sick and tired of regimentation ~ then why’d you join my army ants
said the queen to a pretender ~ who wanted to get inside her pants
Snow, snow, freaking damn snow
When will it end, sure nobody knows
A pretty mild winter
Now hear me whimper
Enough already, had it up to my nose
People want from you
they want you to be talkative
they want you to be rich
they want you to be beautiful
when I just feel like being boring
Damn them and their long list.
KNOCK – KNOCK
evil resounds
the devil’s doorknob
to Hades impounds
POUND - POUND
the hasp in its dock
whose key to perdition
— in hand to unlock
(Dreamsleep: September, 2025)
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor
(This is a fictional poem)
Get off the damn phone and I mean quick.
I'm expecting a call from a hot chick.
You'd better not cause me to miss her call.
If you do, you won't have any balls.
Form:
Speeding
Trying to get my work done
So I can spend some time with you
But, alas
The site won’t allow me on
Now, I’m frustrated
Eek gads!
Reverse Cameo syllable count is 2,7,8,3,7,5,2, unrhymed
I must warn you poets
that savage critics are out there and that
the world is full of inebriated
men and women
Well become inebriated with poetry
full speed ahead and damn the detractors
There lives this lady on Poetry Soup
One of the sweetest of the whole damn group
Dragons and Trolls
Owned Carol's soul
Till they ate her petunias, those damn nincompoops
© Jack Ellison 2015
Retirement, aw yes, looked forward to this time
A cottage on the beach, that would have been fine
But instead here I am
Writing poetry, hot damn!
Met some really great poets, so sweet and so kind
Wiping sleep from my eyes, I roar into gear
Also feel an intense stirring emanating from my rear
It's another damn limerick
Emerging fast and thick
DAMN TALENT, at times I wish I was less brainier
Had lunch at a hamburger joint today
Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became blazed
Jaw dropped, I gasped
Said, “stuff it up your ass”
It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed
Had lunch at a hamburger joint today
Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became glazed
Jaw dropped, I gasped
Said, “stuff it up your ass”
It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed
It happens
When you least expect it
Its terrible
When you don’t get it
Its hard
When you want to leave it
.
.
And it suffocates
When you can’t get over it
And yes its all waste
If you choose to wait for him
My alarm went off in the middle of the night
I set it for 8:00 what an annoying device
A penalty should be enforced
Perhaps an action in the courts
Preventing it from reoccurring, that would be nice
Wiping sleep from my eyes, my mind roars into gear
Also feel a intense stirring emanating from my rear
It's more damn limericks
Emerging fast and thick
DAMN TALENT, at times I wish I was less brainier
:)
Retirement, aw yes, looked forward to this time
A cottage on the beach, that would have been fine
But instead here I am
With you guys, hot damn!
Greatest friends I've ever had, so sweet and so kind
© Jack Ellison 2015
(This is a fictional poem)
My sandwich didn't have any mayo so I sent it back.
The waitress spit on it so I gave her a smack.
They put me in jail and the prisoners raped me six times.
You'd better listen when I tell you never to commit a crime.
Form:
southern fried glory chicken
watermelon eatin' contest
just
ready to explode
green fried tomatoes
lip smacking cornbread
can you smell
them biscuit
fresh from the oven
with
some
marmalade
and
fresh honey
but
look down yonder
damn Yankees