Short Customer Poems

Short Customer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Customer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Customer by length and keyword.


Premium Member Cashier

Cashier

Change will make me hesitate
Cause me to equivocate
Clearly I can’t handle change
Customers will find this strange
Form: Jueju


Beast Row

A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache
Form: Limerick

Premium Member CVS--how not to treat a customer

Their 1:30 lunch—that is fine  
But I’m there at 1:29
They said you're too late
With glee closed the gate
So I filed a protest online
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Flat Screen Comas

acting for sale
tv and the movies
whatever sells products or tickets
to the customer set speaks primarily of illusion dreams


stan sand
© Sand Blown  Create an image from this poem.

Rude Customer

A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Checked Out

There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker.
Form: Limerick

The Food

The food taste was awfully bad
Which made the customer mad
So, he threw the food down
Stood looking like a clown
And then threaten them with his iPad
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Garage Sale

1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride
© Lynn Dolly  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Customer Service at its Finest

   The cashier guessed I was 58
     The bagger, less than that

   They know how to make this shopper feel great 
     I’ll be shopping there every May 28
Form: Rhyme

Funny Exchange

Butcher "If this is not the best beef you have ever had....I'll lick your toes!!"

Customer, "Well I know that it is not any good right now! I need my toes bathed!"

Premium Member Tender, Steaming-hot, Tangy Pastrami Sandwich

      Poetry is not a pastrami sandwich
        Don’t pile the adjectives high

      Let the meat greet the customer
         Leave room in his mouth for a sigh
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Straight Dope

His turn in line at the marijuana store
Customer said, "Let's get right to the point
   An honest response is all I ask for --
   Give me the straight dope on this joint."

Premium Member the pimp and his customer

Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid
Form: Limerick

Premium Member the last customer again

Red neon which looks lovely at four o’clock in the afternoon
Somehow seemed dingy at twelve-thirty; he was the last customer
bartender gave him a nod, and a sympathetic look

Okay

Poetry is dumb and boring
Only red skittles are delectable
Excellent customer service
Trees have green leaves
Respiration is aided by abdominal muscles
Yesterday was disappointing
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member Shopping Silliness

This lady in line at the grocery store A special “five to a customer” wanted five more Challenged the cashier Who said “only five my dear” “Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore”
Form: Limerick

Customer

I ‘am scared of a customer
every time he comes to shop
he wraps his heart carefully
in a piece of red handkerchief
and hands  it over to me
As I extend hands to receive
it falls and bleeds red honey!
Form: Imagism

Premium Member Shopping Silliness

This lady in line at the local grocery store A special “five to a customer” wanted five more Challenged the cashier Who said “only five my dear” “Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Smile in Your Voice

     All you in customer service out there  
     A little something I want you to hear
        Put a smile in your voice
        You really have no choice
     Calls are recorded now, disdain’s laid bare
Form: Limerick

False Profits

False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.

Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department, 
And lots of repeat customers.
Form: Grook

Premium Member Shopping Spills

Brown paper package
New to the action
Grocery store plastic bag
Stack can goods and bottles
Customer broken sack
Fallen on floor broken bottle of ketchup
"clean-up in Asile 6"



11/24/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021

Premium Member Creation

Loom
weaver
together
with warp and weft,
turn yarn to fabric,
fashioned by designer
driven by the customer,
Jacquard, Harris Tweed, Dobby Weave,
this practical creation of love
conceived from the form of the simple thread.

© Harry J Horsman  2012
Form: Etheree

Chatbots

Customer support
Having conversations with human users
Artificial Intelligence
Typically via voice or text
Based programing 
Offering recommendations
Technical assistants
Support for companies



© Copyright KC. Leake
11th September 2025
All Rights Reserved
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member At the Grocery Store

Five items in my shopping cart. Pull into
the line for fifteen items or less. One customer
ahead of me. Middle-aged woman with twenty items
arguing with the clerk. I have an appointment in half an hour.
“Lady, you have too many items!” If looks could kill, she’d be dead.
Form: Prose

This Barmaid

This barmaid is generous
she showers every visitor
with hot irresistible smiles
sprays those in attendance
with warm tricky greetings
and drowns every customer
with beers, spirits and sodas
after everything done keenly
she splashes sleepy customers
with inflated credit letters

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