Short Customer Poems
Short Customer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Customer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Customer by length and keyword.
Consumer Relations
Clerk
deliberately rude
loses customer...
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Categories:
customer, america, business,
Form:
Haiku
Customer Service
Everyone
is slow to respond
21st century...
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Categories:
customer, age, america, angst,
Form:
Senryu
Corona Virus
Dog wearing mask
Pet Smart customer
Covid 19...
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Categories:
customer, dog, health, pets,
Form:
Senryu
Customer Service
Customer Service
return call within 24 hours
leave message...
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Categories:
customer, america, anger,
Form:
Senryu
Oil change
Waiting patiently in the customer area with a room full of quiet people...
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Categories:
customer, people,
Form:
Monoku
Cussed Them
Customer Service
What Seems to be the Problem
Excuse me please hold...
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Categories:
customer, funny
Form:
Haiku
Qualification
Salesmen groom with flare
Give it a good suit of clothes
For customer care....
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Categories:
customer, beauty, business, career, fashion,
Form:
Haiku
Insurance
Insurance
first customer of day
sheep farmer needs life insurance.
fleecing begins early
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Categories:
customer, hilarious,
Form:
Senryu
Cashier
Cashier
Change will make me hesitate
Cause me to equivocate
Clearly I can’t handle change
Customers will find this strange
...
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Categories:
customer, humor,
Form:
Jueju
Beast Row
A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache...
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Categories:
customer, food,
Form:
Limerick
CVS--how not to treat a customer
Their 1:30 lunch—that is fine
But I’m there at 1:29
They said you're too late
With glee closed the gate
So I filed a protest online
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Categories:
customer, drug,
Form:
Limerick
Flat Screen Comas
acting for sale
tv and the movies
whatever sells products or tickets
to the customer set speaks primarily of illusion dreams
stan sand...
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Categories:
customer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Free verse
Rude Customer
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...
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Categories:
customer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Checked Out
There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker....
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Categories:
customer, corruption, money,
Form:
Limerick
The Food
The food taste was awfully bad
Which made the customer mad
So, he threw the food down
Stood looking like a clown
And then threaten them with his iPad...
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Categories:
customer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Garage Sale
1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride...
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Categories:
customer, food, funny, imagination, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Funny Exchange
Butcher "If this is not the best beef you have ever had....I'll lick your toes!!"
Customer, "Well I know that it is not any good right now! I need my toes bathed!"...
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Categories:
customer, funny,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Straight Dope
His turn in line at the marijuana store
Customer said, "Let's get right to the point
An honest response is all I ask for --
Give me the straight dope on this joint."...
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Categories:
customer, drug, integrity,
Form:
Light Verse
the pimp and his customer
Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid...
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Categories:
customer, corruption, friendship, humor, natural disasters, political,
Form:
Limerick
the last customer again
Red neon which looks lovely at four o’clock in the afternoon
Somehow seemed dingy at twelve-thirty; he was the last customer
bartender gave him a nod, and a sympathetic look...
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Categories:
customer, life,
Form:
Free verse
Okay
Poetry is dumb and boring
Only red skittles are delectable
Excellent customer service
Trees have green leaves
Respiration is aided by abdominal muscles
Yesterday was disappointing...
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Categories:
customer, homework, sexy,
Form:
Acrostic
Customer
I ‘am scared of a customer
every time he comes to shop
he wraps his heart carefully
in a piece of red handkerchief
and hands it over to me
As I extend hands to receive
it falls and bleeds red honey!...
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Categories:
customer, lust, satire,
Form:
Imagism
Shopping Silliness
This lady in line at the grocery store
A special “five to a customer” wanted five more
Challenged the cashier
Who said “only five my dear”
“Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore”...
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Categories:
customer, thanks,
Form:
Limerick
Shopping Silliness
This lady in line at the local grocery store
A special “five to a customer” wanted five more
Challenged the cashier
Who said “only five my dear”
“Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore” ...
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Categories:
customer, silly,
Form:
Limerick
A Smile in Your Voice
All you in customer service out there
A little something I want you to hear
Put a smile in your voice
You really have no choice
Calls are recorded now, disdain’s laid bare
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Categories:
customer, smile, voice,
Form:
Limerick