Funny Exchange

Butcher "If this is not the best beef you have ever had....I'll lick your toes!!"

Customer, "Well I know that it is not any good right now! I need my toes bathed!"
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Loveless Avatar
January 24, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Sounds like a foot fetish ;P hahaha
Brown Avatar
January 24, 2012 at 5:36 AM
Enjoyed you humorous poem today Doris. Thank you for you kind comments to my writings. Love, Carol
Kearley Avatar
January 23, 2012 at 8:12 PM
Your so silly :o)
Cayton Avatar
January 23, 2012 at 12:18 PM
thats obscure, what happensafter the buthcher licks the toes, the butcher licks the toes, the butcher licks the toes(in the tune of the farmer in the Dale) I'm just joking and being silly. take care Doris, LULU
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January 21, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Ah..! Dear Doris, loved this fun one..) i will always remember you my first "soup" also friend, thank you for the ever welcome comments..)
Kendrick Avatar
January 21, 2012 at 6:44 AM
Okay..Where did you meet a butcher?..Thanks for stopping by..It is thundering scary thunder and lightening real bolts of fire..My desire is to write the weather if from a bolt I don't expire..Mom
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January 21, 2012 at 1:43 AM
LoL! you got me there, this is indeed funny doris ^0^
Northeast Avatar
January 21, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Reminds me of my little dog Angel she insists washing my feet- well done, bren lol
Dietrich Avatar
January 20, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Cute idea, Doris. (and kind of gross. haha)
Fitzgerald Avatar
January 20, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Big smiles Doris thank you for sharing them , Hugs Declan xxx
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January 20, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Good morning Doris, how are you this beautiful afternoon..me enjoying a Chinese buffet..lol.. I got my fortune cookie... And guess what it says... "if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything"...lol..makes sense to me... Now what lie should I unravel..kidding... I do have a double life. Maybe that's why fate pick that fortune especially for me.. Im just trying to return the smile on licking my butchers toe.. My dog will do it... Great poem...always..pd
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January 20, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Funny One! This one made me chuckle my friend. Loved it. God Bless, JB
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