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Funny Exchange

Butcher "If this is not the best beef you have ever had....I'll lick your toes!!" Customer, "Well I know that it is not any good right now! I need my toes bathed!"

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Jay Loveless

Date: 1/24/2012 11:18:00 AM

Sounds like a foot fetish ;P hahaha

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 1/24/2012 5:36:00 AM

Enjoyed you humorous poem today Doris. Thank you for you kind comments to my writings. Love, Carol

Dan Kearley

Date: 1/23/2012 8:12:00 PM

Your so silly :o)

Lucinda Cayton

Date: 1/23/2012 12:18:00 PM

thats obscure, what happensafter the buthcher licks the toes, the butcher licks the toes, the butcher licks the toes(in the tune of the farmer in the Dale) I'm just joking and being silly. take care Doris, LULU

Joe Maverick

Date: 1/21/2012 1:11:00 PM

Ah..! Dear Doris, loved this fun one..) i will always remember you my first "soup" also friend, thank you for the ever welcome comments..)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/21/2012 6:44:00 AM

Okay..Where did you meet a butcher?..Thanks for stopping by..It is thundering scary thunder and lightening real bolts of fire..My desire is to write the weather if from a bolt I don't expire..Mom

M.I.A .

Date: 1/21/2012 1:43:00 AM

LoL! you got me there, this is indeed funny doris ^0^

Brenda Victoria Northeast

Date: 1/21/2012 12:05:00 AM

Reminds me of my little dog Angel she insists washing my feet- well done, bren lol

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/20/2012 9:42:00 PM

Cute idea, Doris. (and kind of gross. haha)

Deck Fitzgerald

Date: 1/20/2012 12:18:00 PM

Big smiles Doris thank you for sharing them , Hugs Declan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/20/2012 11:20:00 AM

Good morning Doris, how are you this beautiful afternoon..me enjoying a Chinese buffet..lol.. I got my fortune cookie... And guess what it says... "if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything"...lol..makes sense to me... Now what lie should I unravel..kidding... I do have a double life. Maybe that's why fate pick that fortune especially for me.. Im just trying to return the smile on licking my butchers toe.. My dog will do it... Great poem...always..pd

Judy Ball

Date: 1/20/2012 9:58:00 AM

Funny One! This one made me chuckle my friend. Loved it. God Bless, JB