Short Custom Made Poems

Man induced with intense mischief 
Blood staining his custom made handkerchief
Cutting eyes and deadly stares 
Creepy crackling as he walks the stairs 
He has no shadow, if you believe the myth...

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Peering though their windowsills 
Their diamond studded eyes glaring 
wicked laughs whispered as I pass them
heeled sandals strapped Black 
and leather combat boots
gleam and glow in sarcasm
never to be approached, unless custom made....

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John had a favorite reading chair 
near the corner of the room
angled towards the fireplace 
with a tall lamp light 
set at just the right height
padded with his wife's 
embroidered cushions by his side
and a custom-made ottoman under his feet
John sat there looking happy and complete....

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seemed to 
have 
wanted a 
made to order
custom-made
tailor-made 
ideal person 
to be at beckon
call 
an individual 
who was 
expected to
always 
perfectly
faultlessly 
flawlessly 
give 
emotional 
feedback 
randomly 
at a drop of a hat
like some kind of 
a physic mind reader...

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Simple squamous epithelium
That lines the frothing orifice
Of politicians and wine-soaked braggarts

Cytoplasm
That flows equally
In justice and infectious regurge

Genes
That transplant the ghastly
Pale-light abscess of custom-made drivel

God, Ph.D.,  you too?

...

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Big Bertha wore a custom-made silk bra 
    When hubby first saw her, he was in awe
                 On their very first date,
                He was in a dazed state
She decked him with one huge boob in the jaw














05/12/2023
Contest: A Funny or Bawdy Limerick 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Gray hairs embrace wrinkles in your face
       Father time has given you grace
        Slowly the mind starts to fade
        Glasses are custom made
               As your vision dims
               Aches in your limbs
                     Teeth in  jar
                            Too far
                              Gone...

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The willow sways in the breeze
       Flowers emerge from their leaves
     Forest creatures come forth to play
       It's a lovely, festive summer day

     Inside my home's another story
       In family quarrels there is no glory
     Why can't my own siblings see
       Today is custom-made 
                            ~ the world agrees...

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He is a gentleman, refined and gentile.
A snappy dresser, Lord B.P.C. McBeel.
Look at his brocade suit, custom made of course.
His enormous steed is elegant for a horse.

Lord BPC McBeel did not look like a lizard at all.
He was low to the ground, but he came off tall.
His Dior fashion sense and his orange cravat tie
Showed us all that he was one GQ guy....

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Fancy dancy rooster with a cha cha cha
Strumped up like a prancy peacock, with a fah lah lah
Suit jacket was custom made by Dior himself, of course.
Daisies on the lapel are much too much said the horse.

The barnyard was messy with manure and stuff.
Fancy dancy rooster got splashed, stalked off in a huff.
Acts like a male peacock too, a peahen said.
The hens agreed that everything went straight to his head....

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Literary fame was no oversight
ever remembered for Wuthering Heights

She wrote a novel beyond compare
the very English,Jane Eyre

Keen obserrvation was her niche
as English literature she did enrich

Only seen through others eyes
her talents still can cause surprise

Custom made her hide her name
but Mary's talent found long-lasting fame

North and South,the divide
but her novel took no side


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