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Big Bertha wore a custom-made silk bra When hubby first saw her, he was in awe On their very first date, He was in a dazed state She decked him with one huge boob in the jaw 05/12/2023 Contest: A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 5/30/2023 11:33:00 AM
A much deserved first place win . Big congrats.
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Date: 5/28/2023 5:45:00 PM
I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice
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Date: 5/28/2023 3:16:00 PM
HaHaHa! Good one, Alexis!
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Date: 5/28/2023 11:06:00 AM
Alexis, congratulations on your first place win, made me laugh, well done!
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Alexis Y.
Date: 5/28/2023 1:41:00 PM
Hi Tania, I enjoy writing limericks. Glad it made you laugh. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-)Alexis
Date: 5/14/2023 4:16:00 PM
WELL done!!! It's perfect now
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Date: 5/14/2023 12:50:00 PM
fab fun Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/14/2023 11:00:00 AM
Quite funny, Alexis. If it's for recent contest, check for consistency of syllables
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Date: 5/13/2023 8:31:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Date: 5/13/2023 8:32:00 AM
A humourous fine limerick, Alexis. Truly enjoyed and thanks for the smile.
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Date: 5/13/2023 7:11:00 AM
Funny one Alexis. Thanks for the laugh :)
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Date: 5/13/2023 3:59:00 AM
Too cute. Love it. God bless you, Love, Gina
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Date: 5/12/2023 6:55:00 PM
oh my gosh... So many of you are having fun writing these. It's a camaraderie of poets in the way we should react to each other. Funny stuff, Alexis!
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Date: 5/12/2023 5:25:00 PM
Hilarious Alexis, not only was his heart arrested, he also got his jaw abreasted. All the breast for the contest… Belle :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/12/2023 6:56:00 PM
lol Belle
Date: 5/12/2023 5:17:00 PM
Ouch! This should do well in the contest, watch out for Berth, lol.
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Date: 5/12/2023 5:11:00 PM
When he gets up, she could overwhelm him with both of them! GOOD one, Alexis! Janice
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Date: 5/12/2023 4:40:00 PM
Haha, She got the breast of him, A fun write Alexis, Enjoyed
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/12/2023 6:57:00 PM
Joseph. ha ha These comments are hilarious.

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