Alexis Y. Poet Limerick

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Big Bertha wore a custom-made silk bra 
    When hubby first saw her, he was in awe
                 On their very first date,
                He was in a dazed state
She decked him with one huge boob in the jaw














05/12/2023
Contest: A Funny or Bawdy Limerick 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich May 30, 2023 at 11:33 AM A much deserved first place win . Big congrats.

Janice Canerdy May 28, 2023 at 5:45 PM I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice

Ann Peck May 28, 2023 at 3:16 PM HaHaHa! Good one, Alexis!

Tania Kitchin May 28, 2023 at 11:06 AM Alexis, congratulations on your first place win, made me laugh, well done! Alexis Y. May 28, 2023 at 1:41 PM Hi Tania, I enjoy writing limericks. Glad it made you laugh. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-)Alexis

Andrea Dietrich May 14, 2023 at 4:16 PM WELL done!!! It's perfect now

Jan Allison May 14, 2023 at 12:50 PM fab fun Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 14, 2023 at 11:00 AM Quite funny, Alexis. If it's for recent contest, check for consistency of syllables

Gershon Wolf May 13, 2023 at 8:31 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Sotto Poet May 13, 2023 at 8:32 AM A humourous fine limerick, Alexis. Truly enjoyed and thanks for the smile.

Heidi Sands May 13, 2023 at 7:11 AM Funny one Alexis. Thanks for the laugh :)

Regina Mcintosh May 13, 2023 at 3:59 AM Too cute. Love it. God bless you, Love, Gina

Lin Lane May 12, 2023 at 6:55 PM oh my gosh... So many of you are having fun writing these. It's a camaraderie of poets in the way we should react to each other. Funny stuff, Alexis!

Beryl Edmonds May 12, 2023 at 5:25 PM Hilarious Alexis, not only was his heart arrested, he also got his jaw abreasted. All the breast for the contest… Belle :) Lin Lane May 12, 2023 at 6:56 PM lol Belle

David Fisher May 12, 2023 at 5:17 PM Ouch! This should do well in the contest, watch out for Berth, lol.

Janice Canerdy May 12, 2023 at 5:11 PM When he gets up, she could overwhelm him with both of them! GOOD one, Alexis! Janice

Joseph May May 12, 2023 at 4:40 PM Haha, She got the breast of him, A fun write Alexis, Enjoyed Lin Lane May 12, 2023 at 6:57 PM Joseph. ha ha These comments are hilarious.