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Big Bertha wore a custom-made silk bra 
    When hubby first saw her, he was in awe
                 On their very first date,
                He was in a dazed state
She decked him with one huge boob in the jaw














05/12/2023
Contest: A Funny or Bawdy Limerick 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/30/2023 11:33:00 AM

A much deserved first place win . Big congrats.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/28/2023 5:45:00 PM

I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice

Ann Peck

Date: 5/28/2023 3:16:00 PM

HaHaHa! Good one, Alexis!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/28/2023 11:06:00 AM

Alexis, congratulations on your first place win, made me laugh, well done!

Alexis Y.
Date: 5/28/2023 1:41:00 PM

Hi Tania, I enjoy writing limericks. Glad it made you laugh. I appreciate my placement in your contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-)Alexis

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/14/2023 4:16:00 PM

WELL done!!! It's perfect now

Jan Allison

Date: 5/14/2023 12:50:00 PM

fab fun Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/14/2023 11:00:00 AM

Quite funny, Alexis. If it's for recent contest, check for consistency of syllables

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/13/2023 8:31:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Sotto Poet

Date: 5/13/2023 8:32:00 AM

A humourous fine limerick, Alexis. Truly enjoyed and thanks for the smile.

Heidi Sands

Date: 5/13/2023 7:11:00 AM

Funny one Alexis. Thanks for the laugh :)

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 5/13/2023 3:59:00 AM

Too cute. Love it. God bless you, Love, Gina

Lin Lane

Date: 5/12/2023 6:55:00 PM

oh my gosh... So many of you are having fun writing these. It's a camaraderie of poets in the way we should react to each other. Funny stuff, Alexis!