Short Cravat Poems
Short Cravat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cravat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cravat by length and keyword.
Clerihew Gibbons
An Englishman Grinling Gibbons was his name
wood carved a cravat to find fame
Realistic sculptures helped him survive
making them seem organically alive...
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Categories:
cravat, art, people,
Form:
Clerihew
Weighty Problems
~Weighty Problems~
A sweet lady, made a sexy faux
pas,
Sitting at a seaside resort bar!
Alas, being a tad fat,
She eyed a professor with a cravat.
"Madame, you would not even fit in my flat!"
Embarrassesd, she ran and fell on her
large prat.
Panagiota Romios
5/4/2019
7:30pm PST...
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Categories:
cravat, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Lord BPC McBeel
He is a gentleman, refined and gentile.
A snappy dresser, Lord B.P.C. McBeel.
Look at his brocade suit, custom made of course.
His enormous steed is elegant for a horse.
Lord BPC McBeel did not look like a lizard at all.
He was low to the ground, but he came off tall.
His Dior fashion sense and his orange cravat tie
Showed us all that he was one GQ guy....
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Categories:
cravat, men,
Form:
Rhyme
Seen On a Dating Site
I do not drive a fancy car
Or chew on a Cuban cigar
I do not wear a silk cravat
Or attend the fancy balls
I do not own a designer cat
Or have the funds to gamble
I do not smell of Givenchy
Or even live in the 'burbs
I am nothing so hoidy-toidy
As gentlemen up the street
But I can tell you this, for sure
I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet.
written June 16, 2021...
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Categories:
cravat, for her, fun, image,
Form:
Light Verse