L Milton Hankins Poet Light Verse

Seen On a Dating Site

I do not drive a fancy car
Or chew on a Cuban cigar
I do not wear a silk cravat
Or attend the fancy balls
I do not own a designer cat
Or have the funds to gamble
I do not smell of Givenchy
Or even live in the 'burbs
I am nothing so hoidy-toidy
As gentlemen up the street
But I can tell you this, for sure
I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet.

written June 16, 2021

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Lindsay Laurie June 17, 2021 at 6:23 PM Hello Milton … I can only imagine that you reckon that blokes who get on these sites offer your fine poem as their way to get past the front door - enjoyed this verse Milton - L Milton Hankins June 17, 2021 at 6:45 PM Hey, whatever works for them. I don't mind. Glad you enjoyed it, Lindsay. Come to think about it, probably, someone will.

Caren Krutsinger June 17, 2021 at 2:45 AM This is so much fun! Ha! Is this really true? I know a young woman..... L Milton Hankins June 17, 2021 at 8:57 AM Nope. I made it up. I've never been on a dating site...yet!

Gershon Wolf June 16, 2021 at 6:31 PM Aw, THAT is the guy that the gals should be lining up to meet -- I didn't say marry... lol. Great Dating ad!! Love it, gw L Milton Hankins June 16, 2021 at 7:21 PM So true, my friend. Remember, I didn't place it...in fact, I didn't place any ad...just saw it on a site! You got that straight...right?