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I do not drive a fancy car Or chew on a Cuban cigar I do not wear a silk cravat Or attend the fancy balls I do not own a designer cat Or have the funds to gamble I do not smell of Givenchy Or even live in the 'burbs I am nothing so hoidy-toidy As gentlemen up the street But I can tell you this, for sure I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. written June 16, 2021

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Date: 6/17/2021 6:23:00 PM
Hello Milton … I can only imagine that you reckon that blokes who get on these sites offer your fine poem as their way to get past the front door - enjoyed this verse Milton -
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 6/17/2021 6:45:00 PM
Hey, whatever works for them. I don't mind. Glad you enjoyed it, Lindsay. Come to think about it, probably, someone will.
Date: 6/17/2021 2:45:00 AM
This is so much fun! Ha! Is this really true? I know a young woman.....
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 6/17/2021 8:57:00 AM
Nope. I made it up. I've never been on a dating site...yet!
Date: 6/16/2021 6:31:00 PM
Aw, THAT is the guy that the gals should be lining up to meet -- I didn't say marry... lol. Great Dating ad!! Love it, gw
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 6/16/2021 7:21:00 PM
So true, my friend. Remember, I didn't place it...in fact, I didn't place any ad...just saw it on a site! You got that straight...right?

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