Short County Poems
Short County Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about County by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about County by length and keyword.
temperatures soar
seems like summer; feels autumn
our county fair time
written October 7, 2021
Categories:
county, autumn, october,
Form:
Haiku
Rooster starts to crow
sun chases away night's stars-
No alarms required
Categories:
county, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
a local farmers cabbages
exceeded county tonnages
the judge said hey joe
you got any mo
my trucks theyre all wreckages.
Categories:
county, autumn, farm, fun, funny, giggle, humor, october,
Form:
Limerick
History winking
On the black velvet water,
No voices are heard;
No wolves laughing in the woods,
Just stars on Deer Lake’s black skin.
Categories:
county, nature,
Form:
Tanka
Events, Shows, Attractions
Ferris Wheel, Roller Coaster
Cotton Candy, Corn-on-the Cob --
Uh-oh! Baby's diaper's wet
Can't just let her sob
Categories:
county, baby, cry, food, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
grey skies drop gruel
shoppers shelter in the shires
drinking weather, spoons
whatever, raining, trowbridge
pea soup puddled county town
by gail
Categories:
county, depression, drink, england, food, rain, weather, winter,
Form:
Tanka
A wise judge at the Kern County Fair—
unbiased and quite debonair
chose a mangy old stray
as the dog of the day
because she had the most savior faire
Categories:
county, humor,
Form:
Limerick
fruit is good
the most stylish transvestite in any county
Cows are evil, ducks are good
a fly grasping warmth while perched on an integrated circuit
Categories:
county, funny
Form:
I do not know?
The willowy blonde with flaxen hair
Showed icy eyes at the county fair
Being cruel and mean
And stuck up like a queen
Suiters were no longer standing there
Categories:
county, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Limerick
Federal agents seen blocking roads leading to farms in Ventura County
After COVID financial exception the poverty order of math regulations grasps liberties
Categories:
county, america,
Form:
Free verse
I spend all night in the county jail,
because I drove too fast drinking ale.
My, how did my cell mate
learn to articulate?
Come early next morning I post bail.
Categories:
county, people,
Form:
Limerick
A former Canadian Mountie
Lost his mule and put up a bounty
Though he searched high and low
He got lost in the snow
And found his ass in the next county
Categories:
county, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The other night at the county fair
I got drunk and tried wrestling a bear,
he twisted me in a knot
I heard loud snapping a lot...
now my glasses are used as footwear!
Categories:
county, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I’m in Cook County Jail and don’t know why
All because of a devious lie
When I bend for the soap
It’s the only one not on a rope
The one eyed pirate gets a poke in the eye
Categories:
county, funny
Form:
Limerick
I just couldn't wait for the county fair
All of my family and friends were there
I stumbled and ripped my pants
Nothing but whistles and chants
I forgot to wear any underwear
Categories:
county, funny
Form:
Limerick
As soon as we got to the county fair
The country odor got through my nose hair
Coz above some milk pails
We encountered cow tails
Which filled our senses with their dairy-air
Categories:
county, animal, farm, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The horse has bolted
Day is night
Memories flight to County Carlow
when he lives in London SE27
A soft rain is about to fall
when he calls me John
and forgets to feed his cats
Categories:
county, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Have you heard of Peter McGuire?
There is no more prolific liar.
Pete comes from County Cork.
He is the biggest dork.
Did you see him with his pants on fire?
Categories:
county, holiday, ireland,
Form:
Limerick
Robert Carson
Dining Room
1891 Parnell Street
Orlando
Orange County
Central Florida
Florida
South East United States
North America
The World
Milky Way
The Universe
Categories:
county, introspection, on writing and words, philosophy, places
Form:
Free verse
America's seniors
Paid their taxes when due
But retired on pensions
That favored the few
Now County Clerks
Have made that quite clear
Under "Cause of Death:"
(Enter your Senator here)
Categories:
county, abuse, betrayal, discrimination, grandparents, health, political, retirement,
Form:
Verse
It will remind you of alchemy
how taste and image don’t align;
Lypophrenia hits you,
best friends the county fair;
Memories play back
while snacking on
those cotton
candy
grapes.
Categories:
county, emotions, food, memory,
Form:
Nonet
small town in boonies
nestled by busy river
hash is full of cash
*"rabbit hash is full of cash" is there actual motto. This hidden gem has been a general store in Kentucky since 1831.
Categories:
county, tribute,
Form:
Haiku
Take Note and Vote
May be in a booth or big boat
Wherever do go out and vote
Carolina is an incredible place
Voting line hope to find your face
In Brunswick County or Shallotte.
Jim Horn
Categories:
county, political,
Form:
Limerick
A questionable young lad from the county
Went searching for a well-known burglar’s bounty
Found an empty croaker sack
With a handy auto jack
Ere he was suddenly stopped by a Mountie.
May 17, 2021
Categories:
county, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
On St. Patrick's Day, old boozehound Barney
Howls grand Gaelic airs at a pub in Killarney
Place a strong stout at his paw
And he'll howl Erin go braugh!
Yes, County Kerry folk are given to blarney!
3/17/23
Categories:
county, humor,
Form:
Limerick