Short Corsets Poems

Women wore corsets
Men trundled round
Magical mushrooms
grew out of the ground

Everyone terrified
Of the dragon breathing fire
The far fetched stories
The jolly town cryer

Always so happy
Nobody knows why
It was the magical mushrooms
Everyone was high...

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Lucy loves wearing sheer
lingerie. Her husband 
Luke still buys her saucy
lace thongs and corsets which
laced up the front. Her once
lithe body is now not
looking good at ninety!



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My friend Sharon is the same as me as
we have decided to let it all hang free. 
No more corsets or underwire 
because we feel we are still on fire.
Without recourse to peer pressure 
or need to take out a tape measure.
We’ve done our bit for procreation.
Now it’s all procrastination where
slimming and exercise are concerned.
A leisurely stroll is best we’ve learned.
We’re comfortable in our slack skin.
So Sharon is my “win/win” twin....

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Ted once had a full head of hair
Now sadly his pate is quite bare
He wears a hair piece
In vibrant cerise
His toupee sure makes people stare!

Wife Betty lost her once trim waist
In corsets her waist is now placed
Much to her chagrin
She’s no longer thin
The aging process must be faced!

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I watched the Golden Globes
And learned who everybody wore.
I wonder who that information
Might be stated for.

It’s not like most of us will run
To find a matching dress.
If it’s couture, it costs much more
That most folks earn, I guess.

Yet still, it’s fun to criticize
Or ogle and admire
And try to picture being dressed
In similar attire:

The gown, the make-up, jewels and hair;
The shoes and corsets – ouch!
I’m grateful that I watched it from
The comfort of my couch....

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