Short Conniving Poems

grifter
calamitous
thieving, conniving man
betrayed, hoodwinked, swindled
grifter...

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He’s a conniving, wayfaring vagabond
Roaming around with nary a bond
He was a delight
Casanova all night
Many women became totally fond....

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skirting issues
in roundabout ways
mysterious and baffling
deliberately foggy



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on May 28, 2020...

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She fell out of the car yesterday 
While she and I were conniving.
Which would not have been such a big deal
If she had not been the one driving....

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Fell asleep with tears in my eye,
the end of the show - made me cry,
but while I was driving,
girlfriend was conniving...
posting my picture made her high!...

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I want it my way
So I fight big G
dealing, wheeling, begging, conniving
Not thriving until He gets his own way
Which always works out better
despite my tantrums...

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There's good and evil in everyone
Don't be fooled, all of us bar none
Some hide it well
Conniving as hell
But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun...

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There's good and evil in everyone
Don't be fooled, all of us bar none
Some hide it well
Conniving as hell
But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun...

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There's good and evil in everyone
Don't be fooled, all of us bar none
Some hide it well
Conniving as hell
But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun...

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does anyone remember
the significance of
these words?

I'll give you just a hint...
look to the early fifties
when the king of all the fish
had conniving his favorite dish...

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That conniving bird Tweety Pie
Hoodwinked me and told me a lie
Said I’d take centre stage
If I crept in his cage
Imprisoned, I’m here till I die!
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Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn...

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milk breath gigolo
a tuxedo tom
cat with attitude
cat-walking down the alley
felines fuss and mew
conniving to capture this Don Juan
his wives roll their eyes
they know the game...

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Trump Can Be Constantly Conniving

Knew Trump can be constantly conniving;
From golden showers has been reviving;
Good grief;
Beyond belief;
Amazing how his supporters are surviving.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Thriving While Conniving

Not only is Trump out there thriving,
He is also evil while being conniving,
And all are foes,
He does suppose;
Rest of us have been barely surviving.

Jim Horn...

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Can't take my hands... uh, my eyes off of you
A slip of the tongue... thought that crap I outgrew
Could live another fifty
Still be quite shifty
Conniving and controlling, me lovely bucaroos...

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Can't take my hands... uh, my eyes off of you
A slip of the tongue... thought that crap I outgrew
Could live another fifty
Can still be quite shifty
Conniving and controlling, me lovely bucaroos...

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There once was a gullible taxman
Who dated a rich lady named Ann
When the taxes were due
She declared I love you
Why don't we take a trip to Milan



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on December 31, 2018...

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Forgive me
or penalise if you wish to.
Remain not, a stoic
and lemme take in every breath of guilt.
The guilt, so monstrous,
always conniving to destroy my peace
If only, that's the act of vengeance
you seek....

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~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante)

Statesman
honest, visionary
working, serving, caring
principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic
wheeling, dealing, conniving
wonkish, corrupt
Politician

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With an arrow through my heart, you poisoned my soul
Toxic fumes ran ramped
Appalled at your conniving actions;
Body is numb, icicles for fingers
Crying inside 
My mind has become a ticking time bomb
The explosion is bound to be epic...

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Rogue, conniving, greedy leeching tick
Smells of money's fresh ink, makes me sick
Tailored suits, polished shoes
Bet you have green stool ooze!
Money makes green blood, sweat, tears and tricks!


For the lawyer limerick by Carolyn D....

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Broken bones, black and blue, bumps and bruises
Conniving, consticting, concealing, convincing
Demented, deplorable, disgusting,  distrusting
Expendable, expensive, exasperating, exacting
I am so used to being mistreated, used and abused...

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It’s finally my turn to speak
I had enough of being meek
You enjoy bullying the weak
Insults have reached their peak
You’re a conniving little sneak
A hustler every day of the week
Should I let you hit my other cheek?
I’m out! You’re a snobby antique...

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When You want something
You definitely do it
I just have to get You
Want something
Am I conniving God?
I want You to want what I want
Or is it already what You want?
Just the same
Want what I want
And I want what You want
Am I making any sense?
No?...

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