Short Conniving Poems

Short Conniving Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Conniving by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Conniving by length and keyword.


Premium Member Hidden

camouflaged characteristics~ complainer, conniving comprehensibly contained cold heart within self
Form: Shadorma


Premium Member Conniving Wayfaring Vagabond

He’s a conniving, wayfaring vagabond
Roaming around with nary a bond
He was a delight
Casanova all night
Many women became totally fond.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Funny Car Poem

She fell out of the car yesterday 
While she and I were conniving.
Which would not have been such a big deal
If she had not been the one driving.
Form: Rhyme

No Privacy

Fell asleep with tears in my eye,
the end of the show - made me cry,
but while I was driving,
girlfriend was conniving...
posting my picture made her high!
© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member villain

villain wicked, selfish conniving, hating, deceiving antagonist, rival, saint, soldier saving, recovering, battling noble, intelligent hero
Form: Diamante


Premium Member I Fight Big G All the Way

I want it my way
So I fight big G
dealing, wheeling, begging, conniving
Not thriving until He gets his own way
Which always works out better
despite my tantrums
god

Premium Member Evil Schemes

There's good and evil in everyone Don't be fooled, all of us bar none Some hide it well Conniving as hell But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Evil Schemes

There's good and evil in everyone Don't be fooled, all of us bar none Some hide it well Conniving as hell But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Evil Schemes

There's good and evil in everyone Don't be fooled, all of us bar none Some hide it well Conniving as hell But try to be nice if they're pointing a gun
Form: Limerick

Mystic Knights of the Sea

does anyone remember
the significance of
these words?

I'll give you just a hint...
look to the early fifties
when the king of all the fish
had conniving his favorite dish
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member CAGE RAGE

That conniving bird Tweety Pie Hoodwinked me and told me a lie Said I’d take centre stage If I crept in his cage Imprisoned, I’m here till I die!
Form: Limerick

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Taxfree Scheme

There once was a gullible taxman
Who dated a rich lady named Ann
When the taxes were due
She declared I love you
Why don't we take a trip to Milan



AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Form: Limerick

Premium Member don juan cat

milk breath gigolo
a tuxedo tom
cat with attitude
cat-walking down the alley
felines fuss and mew
conniving to capture this Don Juan
his wives roll their eyes
they know the game
cat

Trump Can Be Constantly Conniving

Trump Can Be Constantly Conniving

Knew Trump can be constantly conniving;
From golden showers has been reviving;
Good grief;
Beyond belief;
Amazing how his supporters are surviving.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Trump Thriving While Conniving

Trump Thriving While Conniving

Not only is Trump out there thriving,
He is also evil while being conniving,
And all are foes,
He does suppose;
Rest of us have been barely surviving.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Me Buckeroos

Can't take my hands... uh, my eyes off of you A slip of the tongue... thought that crap I outgrew Could live another fifty Still be quite shifty Conniving and controlling, me lovely bucaroos
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Me Buckaroos

Can't take my hands... uh, my eyes off of you A slip of the tongue... thought that crap I outgrew Could live another fifty Can still be quite shifty Conniving and controlling, me lovely bucaroos
Form: Limerick

Forgive me

Forgive me
or penalise if you wish to.
Remain not, a stoic
and lemme take in every breath of guilt.
The guilt, so monstrous,
always conniving to destroy my peace
If only, that's the act of vengeance
you seek.

Senator Foghorn

~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante) Statesman honest, visionary working, serving, caring principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic wheeling, dealing, conniving wonkish, corrupt Politician
Form: Diamante

Premium Member Charming traditions

Two elves on a shelf
double the trouble.

They sit there conniving,
getting into mischief,
making life interesting
by spicing it up a bit.

What would Christmas be
without elves on a shelf?


AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Ticking Time Bomb

With an arrow through my heart, you poisoned my soul
Toxic fumes ran ramped
Appalled at your conniving actions;
Body is numb, icicles for fingers
Crying inside 
My mind has become a ticking time bomb
The explosion is bound to be epic

Greenback Blood

Rogue, conniving, greedy leeching tick
Smells of money's fresh ink, makes me sick
Tailored suits, polished shoes
Bet you have green stool ooze!
Money makes green blood, sweat, tears and tricks!


For the lawyer limerick by Carolyn D.
Form: Limerick

Mistreated

Broken bones, black and blue, bumps and bruises
Conniving, consticting, concealing, convincing
Demented, deplorable, disgusting,  distrusting
Expendable, expensive, exasperating, exacting
I am so used to being mistreated, used and abused
Form: ABC

Premium Member where is that flyswatter?

annoying fly does not guess my evil intent
follows me room to room as if devil sent
I pick up a flyswatter along the way
do not see him again until the next day
I misjudged that clever conniving fellow
I cannot find that flyswatter in neon yellow
Form: Rhyme

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