Short Cluck Poems
Short Cluck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cluck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cluck by length and keyword.
Fact Or Factoid
A duck
can't cluck
~ So what...
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Categories:
cluck, humor, sound,
Form:
Epigram
Oh, Cluck No
As chicken little always said "life clucks and then you fry"....
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Categories:
cluck, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Clucking Hypocrisy
Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....
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Categories:
cluck, funny, humorous, metaphor, onomatopoeia,
Form:
Senryu
Chicken Choir
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
Chick chicken choir...
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Categories:
cluck, bird, nature, song,
Form:
Haiku
Chicken Scratch
"chicken scratch"
Cluck cluck cluck.
Cluck?
Cluck cluck.
Cluck cluck?
CLUCK!!!...
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Categories:
cluck, color,
Form:
Free verse
Feather Brain-
~if I am feather brain does that make me a chicken I think therefore I cluck?~
6/14/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...
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Categories:
cluck, analogy, metaphor,
Form:
Monoku
For the Birds
A rather randy mallard duck
Was causing all the hens to cluck
Around about dawn
Along came a swan
With a bigger bang for the buck...
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Categories:
cluck, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Cluck,Cluck,Cluck
Emma my egg-laying hen,
Was clucking away in her pen,
She sat on her nest
Rolling out one of her best,
This week her count's up to ten....
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Categories:
cluck, children,
Form:
Limerick
A STUCK SANTA
In the chimney Santa was stuck
And was all covered with muck
He screamed for help
Suddenly loss his pep
Poor Santa just started to cluck...
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Categories:
cluck, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Funny Farm
cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa
cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa
tis my wild kingdom
written 2009...
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Categories:
cluck, funny, nature, uplifting,
Form:
Senryu
CLUCK U
when uttering a fowl cluck
was told I was pushin' my luck
but as my defense-a
the chicks weren't from mensa
and bought my routine as a duck
...
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Categories:
cluck, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck....
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Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
"the Cluck Stuck Dilemma"
When a wood duck’s,
cluck is stuck,
how much cluck,
would a wood duck cluck,
if a wood duck,
could cluck,
as a wood duck,
with a stuck,
wood duck’s cluck?...
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Categories:
cluck, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
young chicks
become
old hens
young cocks
become
old dreamers
remembering
cock-a-doodle-doo
cock-a-doodle-doo
while the hens cluck
in their sweet dreams...
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Categories:
cluck, funny love, humor, humorous, life, lust,
Form:
Blank verse
The Roman Emperor Who Had Nothing To Cluck About
In the annals of Rome the least glorious
was an emperor named Honorius.
Though Rome's plight was alarming
he spent his time chicken farming,
a pursuit which made him notorious....
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Categories:
cluck, farm, history,
Form:
Limerick
My Old Truck
I like my turkeys,
I like my ducks,
I love my chickens,
Just like my old truck.
The turkey chirp,
The ducks they quack,
Chickens cluck, cluck, cluck,
Just like my old truck....
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Categories:
cluck, nostalgia, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
OH CLUCK
The turkey awoke, heard knives sharply clickin'
then muttered a phrase that made my blood quicken
said I'm sorry to say
that just for today
I'll be identifying as a plump chicken
...
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Categories:
cluck, humor, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Limerick
Door Knob a Fat Slob
Door Knob A Fat Slob
Of sense Trump only has a small dob,
Who was discovered to be a door nob;
A dumb cluck;
Foot got stuck;
Difficult entering and sure is fat slob.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
cluck, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Cluck Cluck Cluck
Eating three eggs a day cracks me up
It scrambles my brain, like Benedict's butt
If egg foo young
Then over-easy my son
That's it eggactly, we should omelet it or cluck...
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Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Mature Beaver
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager...
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Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Thomas Edison
Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head.
11-19-16...
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Categories:
cluck, history, humor, science,
Form:
Limerick
Blonde Bombers
Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my hooha as a handle...
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Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Oh Shucks
Have you heard of a duck that really can't cluck
Bet you're thinking a bad word that rhymes with duck
More sophisticated am I
An upstanding sweet guy
Now stop... my naughtiest phrase is “oh, shucks!”...
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Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
There Once Was
there once was...
there once was a rooster from Nantucket
with vocal stylin's, it only could cluck it
it cocked and it crowed
strutin' loud 'round abode
'til the farmer's wife's axe did awestruck it
© Goode Guy 2013-01-28...
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Categories:
cluck, animal, humorous, music,
Form:
Limerick
Chicken Dinner
A farmer fancied some chicken for dinner
A fat cockerel he spied sure was a winner
He sharpened his knife
To end cockerels life
Cockerel wished that he'd been a bit thinner.
Inspired by Jan Allisons poem Cluck Off...
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Categories:
cluck, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick