Short Cluck Poems
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~if I am feather brain does that make me a chicken I think therefore I cluck?~
6/14/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Categories:
cluck, analogy, metaphor,
Form:
Monoku
A rather randy mallard duck
Was causing all the hens to cluck
Around about dawn
Along came a swan
With a bigger bang for the buck
Categories:
cluck, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Emma my egg-laying hen,
Was clucking away in her pen,
She sat on her nest
Rolling out one of her best,
This week her count's up to ten.
Categories:
cluck, children,
Form:
Limerick
In the chimney Santa was stuck
And was all covered with muck
He screamed for help
Suddenly loss his pep
Poor Santa just started to cluck
Categories:
cluck, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa
cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa
tis my wild kingdom
written 2009
Categories:
cluck, funny, nature, uplifting,
Form:
Senryu
when uttering a fowl cluck
was told I was pushin' my luck
but as my defense-a
the chicks weren't from mensa
and bought my routine as a duck
Categories:
cluck, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck.
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
sounds like a cluck, not a cock-a-doodle-do
a barnyard is nearby, country is the clue
I strain to listen, but the sound is gone
Now I hear hooting down by my pond
Categories:
cluck, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
When a wood duck’s,
cluck is stuck,
how much cluck,
would a wood duck cluck,
if a wood duck,
could cluck,
as a wood duck,
with a stuck,
wood duck’s cluck?
Categories:
cluck, funny
Form:
Rhyme
young chicks
become
old hens
young cocks
become
old dreamers
remembering
cock-a-doodle-doo
cock-a-doodle-doo
while the hens cluck
in their sweet dreams
Categories:
cluck, funny love, humor, humorous, life, lust,
Form:
Blank verse
In the annals of Rome the least glorious
was an emperor named Honorius.
Though Rome's plight was alarming
he spent his time chicken farming,
a pursuit which made him notorious.
Categories:
cluck, farm, history,
Form:
Limerick
I like my turkeys,
I like my ducks,
I love my chickens,
Just like my old truck.
The turkey chirp,
The ducks they quack,
Chickens cluck, cluck, cluck,
Just like my old truck.
Categories:
cluck, nostalgia, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
The turkey awoke, heard knives sharply clickin'
then muttered a phrase that made my blood quicken
said I'm sorry to say
that just for today
I'll be identifying as a plump chicken
Categories:
cluck, humor, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Limerick
Door Knob A Fat Slob
Of sense Trump only has a small dob,
Who was discovered to be a door nob;
A dumb cluck;
Foot got stuck;
Difficult entering and sure is fat slob.
Jim Horn
Categories:
cluck, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Eating three eggs a day cracks me up
It scrambles my brain, like Benedict's butt
If egg foo young
Then over-easy my son
That's it eggactly, we should omelet it or cluck
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head.
11-19-16
Categories:
cluck, history, humor, science,
Form:
Limerick
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my hooha as a handle
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Have you heard of a duck that really can't cluck
Bet you're thinking a bad word that rhymes with duck
More sophisticated am I
An upstanding sweet guy
Now stop... my naughtiest phrase is “oh, shucks!”
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
there once was...
there once was a rooster from Nantucket
with vocal stylin's, it only could cluck it
it cocked and it crowed
strutin' loud 'round abode
'til the farmer's wife's axe did awestruck it
© Goode Guy 2013-01-28
Categories:
cluck, animal, humorous, music,
Form:
Limerick
A farmer fancied some chicken for dinner
A fat cockerel he spied sure was a winner
He sharpened his knife
To end cockerels life
Cockerel wished that he'd been a bit thinner.
Inspired by Jan Allisons poem Cluck Off
Categories:
cluck, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
ducks cluck
bulls buck
gnus munch
bugs buzz
surf
lulls
as shrubs bud;
dusk
suns
cummulus
unfurl
curls
uncurl
tumult
upturns
as
crush
sucumbs
a FP source inspired list
Categories:
cluck, sound,
Form:
List
Have you ever heard of a duck that can't cluck
Bet you're thinking of a bad word that rhymes with duck
More sophisticated am I
An upstanding sweet guy
Now stop... my worst naughty phrase is, “oh, shucks!”
(grin)
Categories:
cluck, fun,
Form:
Limerick
King Spring
mass grass
stalls fall
Bird Herds
crows row
ducks cluck
Heel Zeal
toes pose
neat feet
Fey May
pink blinks
green queen
Paper Caper
no rolls
swipe wipes
3/22/20
Categories:
cluck, funny, giggle, silly,
Form:
Footle
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With Trump Are Stuck
As usual again, America ran out of luck;
With Trump as President now are stuck,
While in rain,
Going insane,
And he is disturbing and a dumb cluck.
Jim Horn
Categories:
cluck, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick