Short Clinton Poems

Clinton and Trump
King Kong Godzilla
which is more exciting?...

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Hillary Clinton
 Wished she had won
 Crying tears of defeat
 While her opponent tweets!...

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Trump and Clinton
By Franklin Price
11/6/2016

Trump and Clinton Run
Only one may we elect
All of us should vote...

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Hillary Clinton
CNN, grandchild, her eyes are a-glintin'
but then in an instance
unbelievably called her 'my creme de resistance' !...

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Hillary Clinton has been under fire
This was not her desire
There's something on the table
She'll do that if she's able
Wonder why she just doesn't retire  ...

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Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife....

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Lady Grump Vs. The Chump


Clinton versus Trump
Political garbage dump

Miss man Lady Grump
Mister Billionaire Chump

Yes I'm stumped...



bmdavey@
02/26/16...

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Hilary Clinton lost the election
'Twas a blow to her ample mid-section
   Her campaign, deplorable
   Her speeches, so horrible
What's worse, her hubby lost his erection...

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Clinton's Presidential Albatrosses

Former President Clinton
Faced impeachment like Nixon.
Mired by Whitewater investigation most foul,
Also by a controversial spotted owl....

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William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!


05~29~15...

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Tea party has another political victory
So pour the iced sweet tea in celebration
Tea bagging time tonight, oh me
Even Clinton and the Kenedy's can appreciate a tea invitation....

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The 'New Math' has been around quite a while
  It's time 'Journalism' cranked up her dial
    Red pants suits are fun
    Orange be the sun
  Ms. Clinton and Trump at last reconciled...

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When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i...

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Hill – lair - y


Gone but not forgotten…
			       the rancid stench of hope
							…..gone rotten.


©4/8/2019

A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem Poetry Contest
Michael Wegman - sponsor...

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Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead...

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The Debates have been quite the spectacle
But we need someone who's electable
John Kasich's the man
With the Beat Clinton Plan
Let's vote for the one who's respectable.

nothingbutlimericks.blogspot.com...

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Listen to poem:

The man, Mr. Clinton Eastwood Junior
Was once, actor, bar owner, and mayor,
His bar is in Carmel,
Pet Clyde would often smell,
Backs turned, there is something familiar.


Date: 08/26/2019...

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From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret

Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest

2/8/2012...

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Bill Clinton has won two ~ Oooh

 George W bush won two too ~ Who

 Barack Obama won two too ~ Yahoo      
                               
 $Donald Trump$ won one too many ~ Boohoo                           

  
 By 
 David Kavanagh...

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An intern removes her blue dress
It's splattered and stained it’s a mess
Bill Clinton denied
She’d been at his side
Years later he’s forced to confess

Blue dress contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin 

12/29/19...

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Bill Clinton still wistfully rants
That tarts hustled into his pants.
But with Hillary’s loss
She’s on guard as his boss,
Denying Bill’s floozies the chance.



September 14, 2017
Name Dropper Limerick Poetry Contest
Kevin Shaw, Sponsor...

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IF CLINTON LIES,

THEN OBAMA SPIES,

IF BOEHNER CRIES,

THEN THE POPE TRIES

TO GLOBALIZE OUR REPUBLIC'S PRIDE,

AND SOVEREIGN CRIES.


THE GOVERNMENT MEANS CONTROL OF THE MASSES.




WRITTEN BY, CHADWICK ANDREW VINCENT
OCTOBER 2015....

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Donald Trump has purchased a new wig
If elected his hair will be BIG
With a new style of hair
He’ll look so debonair
As for Clinton – she won’t give a fig!

Contest 101 poems in a row ~15
Sponsored by PD Linda:-)

7th June 2016...

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She put up with a husband who cheated,

but in running for Prez, was defeated.

So more time in the "House"

with her sax-loving spouse

was a dream (which would not be repeated.)


April 3, 2019 for Anthony Slausin's A Positive Hillary Clinton Poetry Contest...

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National Nut Day is Oct twenty-two.

   My favorites are almond and cashew.

      But all nuts don't grow on trees.

         Two nuts who are really sleaze,

            Are Trump and Clinton, both cracked, in my view!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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