Short Clinton Poems
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Hillary Clinton
CNN, grandchild, her eyes are a-glintin'
but then in an instance
unbelievably called her 'my creme de resistance' !
Clinton ... Trump ... Extra Marital case
If at home they have not lost function ...
How to lose presidential office !
Hillary Clinton has been under fire
This was not her desire
There's something on the table
She'll do that if she's able
Wonder why she just doesn't retire
Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife.
Lady Grump Vs. The Chump
Clinton versus Trump
Political garbage dump
Miss man Lady Grump
Mister Billionaire Chump
Yes I'm stumped...
bmdavey@
02/26/16
Hilary Clinton lost the election
'Twas a blow to her ample mid-section
Her campaign, deplorable
Her speeches, so horrible
What's worse, her hubby lost his ********
Tomorrow will be Woman’s Day
celebrated everywhere but the USA
Makes sense when Hilary Clinton
can't even answer, 'What's a woman?'
Clinton's Presidential Albatrosses
Former President Clinton
Faced impeachment like Nixon.
Mired by Whitewater investigation most foul,
Also by a controversial spotted owl.
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
Tea party has another political victory
So pour the iced sweet tea in celebration
Tea bagging time tonight, oh me
Even Clinton and the Kenedy's can appreciate a tea invitation.
The 'New Math' has been around quite a while
It's time 'Journalism' cranked up her dial
Red pants suits are fun
Orange be the sun
Ms. Clinton and Trump at last reconciled
Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies?
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise
You made me feel so silly
I gave you that sad Lillie
Now I know you are so slimy like fries.
When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
They were stuck with Donald J. Trump
If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i
Hill – lair - y
Gone but not forgotten…
the rancid stench of hope
…..gone rotten.
©4/8/2019
A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem Poetry Contest
Michael Wegman - sponsor
Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead
The Debates have been quite the spectacle
But we need someone who's electable
John Kasich's the man
With the Beat Clinton Plan
Let's vote for the one who's respectable.
nothingbutlimericks.blogspot.com
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The man, Mr. Clinton Eastwood Junior
Was once, actor, bar owner, and mayor,
His bar is in Carmel,
Pet Clyde would often smell,
Backs turned, there is something familiar.
Date: 08/26/2019
She is a White House witch and feminazi
who rides her big broom like a kamikaze.
The honesty test she fails,
she lied about her emails
and covered up the truth about Benghazi!
Written: January 2016
From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret
Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest
2/8/2012
An intern removes her blue dress
It's splattered and stained it’s a mess
Bill Clinton denied
She’d been at his side
Years later he’s forced to confess
Blue dress contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin
12/29/19
Bill Clinton has won two ~ Oooh
George W bush won two too ~ Who
Barack Obama won two too few ~ Yahoo
$Donald Trump$ won one too many ~ Boohoo
By
David Kavanagh
Form:
Bill Clinton still wistfully rants
That tarts hustled into his pants.
But with Hillary’s loss
She’s on guard as his boss,
Denying Bill’s floozies the chance.
September 14, 2017
Name Dropper Limerick Poetry Contest
Kevin Shaw, Sponsor
IF CLINTON LIES,
THEN OBAMA SPIES,
IF BOEHNER CRIES,
THEN THE POPE TRIES
TO GLOBALIZE OUR REPUBLIC'S PRIDE,
AND SOVEREIGN CRIES.
THE GOVERNMENT MEANS CONTROL OF THE MASSES.
WRITTEN BY, CHADWICK ANDREW VINCENT
OCTOBER 2015.
If the dress fits then ware it.'if the mess hits, then share it..The best advice is give
It a try, why take all the blame? Just be spry.' When next comes time to test-ify
Thats if you are bill-ary clinton? Just in
In this note, and as a bye; the bye.)
Donald Trump has purchased a new wig
If elected his hair will be BIG
With a new style of hair
He’ll look so debonair
As for Clinton – she won’t give a fig!
Contest 101 poems in a row ~15
Sponsored by PD Linda:-)
7th June 2016