Short Clean As A Whistle Poems

Her teeth are like stars
They always come out at night
A striking appearance change

Removed to afford
Comfort and a restful sleep
Clean as a whistle next day...

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I was taking a bath the other day
when in walked my neighbor and said "Let's play,"
she filled the tub with bubbles,
I forgot all my troubles...
her rubber duckie I couldn't turn away!...

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This one will be an un-bawdy limerick
Once was sewing and my finger got pricked
That innocent word pricked
Is quite un-bawdy, I tricked
It's clean as a whistle and twice as damn slick...

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This one will be an un-bawdy limerick
Once was sewing and my finger got pricked
That innocent word pricked
Is quite un-bawdy, I tricked
It's clean as a whistle and twice as damn slick...

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What does “FOFF” mean, a hyphen's missing I'd say
How's about youse, d'ya think I'm leading you astray?
Who me “Mr. Clean As A Whistle”
With this sad grounded missile
Means, “Flocks Of Flying Fish”, bet that made your day!...

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Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?

How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If not happy as clams?

How clever’s a fox
That’s as dumb as an ox?
How fit is a fiddle
Not clean as a whistle?

Are doornails most dead,
Or are dodos instead?
Is it drier than toast
To say “deaf as a post”?

Such puzzles befuddle and much mystify
Till suddenly you see they’re as easy as pie!...

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