Short Chickies Poems
Short Chickies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chickies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chickies by length and keyword.
Robots and Sex
The train is leaving... RUN FOR THE HILLS
In spite of my age, moving forward still
Dive under a rock
Save your shlock
Robots will replace chickies, and scream like hell!!!...
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Categories:
chickies, future,
Form:
Limerick
Paddle Their Caboose
So many chickies walking on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...
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Categories:
chickies, abuse,
Form:
Limerick
One Tequila
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Tis the season for upchucking from every pore
From singing off key
To removing dungarees
Picking up chickies with attributes galore...
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Categories:
chickies, addiction,
Form:
Limerick
Should Retire My Mandolin
Woke up this morning with a dirty big grin
Must have really enjoyed the dreams I was in
With chickies galore
Naughties on the floor
At eighty years old, should retire my mandolin...
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Categories:
chickies, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Paddle Their Caboose
So many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...
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Categories:
chickies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Paddle Their Caboose
So many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...
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Categories:
chickies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Superman Exposed
Superman was originally portrayed as a superhero
Fighting crime, being a do-gooder for wee kiddos
Well big people too
But here's juicy news
Molested young chickies while using a dildo...
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Categories:
chickies, myth,
Form:
Limerick
Sure Beats Chess
Ever wished the ability to fly you possessed
Spy in chickies windows in various stages of undress
Whatta dirty old man
Disgusting I am
But oh so much fun, at eighty-three, still beats chess...
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Categories:
chickies, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Love All Chickies
Getting near the end of my long life's journey
But I'll still be writing from my hospital gurney
Even limericks from heaven
THINK that's where I'm headin'
Wearing a “LOVE ALL CHICKIES” jersey...
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Categories:
chickies, destiny,
Form:
Limerick
Love Chickies
Getting near the end of my life's journey
But I'll still be writing from my hospital gurney
Even limericks from heaven
THINK that's where I'm headin'
Who's gonna wear my “LOVE CHICKIES” jersey...
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Categories:
chickies, adventure,
Form:
Limerick
Octopussy
“Octopussy” as defined in this dictionary of mine
Having sex with eight chickies all at the same time
Best be in good shape
Stamina it sure takes
But careful though, it causes exhaustion undefined...
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Categories:
chickies, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Love All Chickies
Getting near the end of my life's journey
But I'll still be writing from my hospital gurney
Even limericks from heaven
THINK that's where I'm headin'
Who's gonna wear my “LOVE ALL CHICKIES” jersey...
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Categories:
chickies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Self-Driving Cars
Self-driving cars scare the hell out of me
What if they're female, I'd soil myself down past my knees
Now don't write me letters
Choosers can't be beggars
Love the chickies but these would make even my anti freeze...
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Categories:
chickies, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
There's so many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
chickies, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Short Shorts
When I see pretty young chickies, an idiot I become
Wearing those short shorts and showing their wee bums
I drool and I sweat
All aroused I do get
Those cheeks need massaging, I volunteer to do some
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
chickies, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Best Version of You
A familiar old saying “all's fair in love and war”
Sounds right but I happen to like wild sex on the floor
Be the best version of you
Put on those comfortable shoes
While you're at it, think of pretty flowers and chickies galore...
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Categories:
chickies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Boobs In Back
What if chickies had boobs in the back as well as the front
Hugging would last an eternity, can imagine twice the grunts
Hard to pry peeps apart
Talk about uncontrollable farts
If I have one last wish, we'd hug six times before lunch ...
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Categories:
chickies, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Pretend Tricks
We never grow up, we just learn how to act in public
Especially if we want to pick up some cutesy chicks
Some prefer “little boy” men
And like playing “pretend”
So I show these cute chickies some neat pretend tricks
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
chickies, fun, imagination, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
A Pill Fits the Bill
Mama eagle’s dear chickies were ill,
so she told them to lie very still.
“You just wait here for me,”
she said most tenderly.
Then she flew off to get them a pill.
Baby eagles, like most kids, detest
taking pills. Mom returned to the nest
with dead mice in her bill
which concealed the crushed pill
Doctor Stork had prescribed with good rest!
For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS(Jun 5)' Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
chickies, mother, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Lets Make Sense of What You Did
What you did was wrong
You suffocated it in all thats white
You then let it burn up
You let it melt
You took your knife
You Cut it open
Im sorry poor unborn chickies
This guy wanted his oatmeal:Quick
So lets make sense of what you did:
Its all wrong!
**For my vegetarian buddies=) Im no veggie Girl But i think you do a good cause=p**...
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Categories:
chickies, funny
Form:
Light Verse