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Self-Driving Cars

Self-driving cars scare the hell out of me What if they're female, I'd soil myself down past my knees Now don't write me letters Choosers can't be beggars Love the chickies but these would make even my anti freeze

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Fj Thomas

Date: 5/8/2018 5:20:00 PM

Then if the men over there drive so great Jack Ellison you guys need to host International lessons cuz from where I'm sitting most of you shouldn't have licenses! -.- ...of course you should have seen that coming. ;p

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 6:29:00 PM

LOL

Fj Thomas
Date: 5/8/2018 6:24:00 PM

Lol weeelll I guess you are ;^*

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 5:27:00 PM

LOL, I'm a-grinnin' from my ears to me bum!!! But I'm exempt from that last un-nice statement eh!!! I'm your sweetie pie and can get away with stuff... right! I'll love you forever Miss Flo!!! XOXOX

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/8/2018 6:53:00 AM

oooooh you could be on dodgy ground here Jack, the ladies on here might have something to add lol

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2018 8:26:00 AM

Haha of course my silence comes at a price.

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 6:59:00 AM

I'm going into hiding with the Eskimos for a while! Please don't reveal my whereabouts, please!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/8/2018 6:51:00 AM

Heh, takes all kinds. Good morning dear Jack! Sunny kisses from the east! xomo

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 6:54:00 AM

They were yummy... a bit mushy BUT the mushier the better!!! YEE HAW!!! Love from the west, Happy Jack XOXOX