Short Ceaser Poems

He whips out his sword when he sees her
She says you’re dressed odd for a geezer
I’m not gonna flirt 
With some bloke in a skirt
He says, but I’m Julius Ceaser...

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< Plato liked his full
Ceaser liked his salad
And Molotov had a burning desire for cocktails
And of cause Wellington was upper crust
But who do you think had to pay for all this
Monet of cause
But the face of Helen of Troy looked as if she had
MUNCHED A THOUSAND CHIPS >
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pays to be me,in defeat,do you scream.lean, plaeser,a hellbent 
ceaser,weezer,the band,my biggest fan.so?who are they/they repay from 
scratch,did it catch?where are they?doing it/when?where/give in,care.see the 
lights,fantastic,creme de creme,me agnastic.wastic,pretty boy,give it up,give to 
loins.foil man,where's the gerbil?...

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Like a ballerina he flies around the side.
Mahomes scores... at least my defense tried?
I cannot beat this man at this game!
Ceaser said- "I came I saw I conquered"
I say- "I came I tried I lost in shame."

One of these days I will win.
As DJ says, "I need four more hamburgers to throw an eighty yarder coach."
Despite being down over and over when my chances are quite thin,
RNG will jump out and one final lead we shall approach....

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Idi Amin, pol pot, stalin, hitler, francis drake, himmler
mengle, eichman, treudea starmer sunak churchill 
jan paul kruger, general crook Tommy Robinson, pharoah mithererandates
moses fauchi mat hancock scott morrison, albanese boris johnson
dan andrews, gates, shipman, ceaser, ceaser's nixon biden trump
roosevelt eisenhower, g w bush, montgomery, rommel, patton
mussolini, mugabe, ian smith, joshua nkomo, chaka zulu. solomon
david and joab.)
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